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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #1

    Warning! Danger! Read Immediately!

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs/bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

    Many females use a date rape drug on the market called, "Beer."
    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs."
    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to.

    After drinking beer, men often awake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #2
    So, how long were you in the coma?

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    • KimJI
      Confirmed User
      • May 2007
      • 1839

      #3
      Where can I find those places? Please?
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      • munki
        Do Fun Shit.
        • Dec 2004
        • 13393

        #4
        Originally posted by aico
        So, how long were you in the coma?
        Interwebs? WTF?

        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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        • WarChild
          Let slip the dogs of war.
          • Jan 2003
          • 17263

          #5
          Marty Mcfly called, he wants you to go back to the future.
          .

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          • munki
            Do Fun Shit.
            • Dec 2004
            • 13393

            #6
            Originally posted by WarChild
            Marty Mcfly called, he wants you to go back to the future.

            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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            • notabook
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 9748

              #7
              Originally posted by WarChild
              Marty Mcfly called, he wants you to go back to the future.


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              • Vick!
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 6882

                #8
                Munki's Girl, where he was last night?
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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Vick!
                  Munki's Girl, where he was last night?
                  Shhhhhhhhhhh

                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                  • he-fox
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 2884

                    #10
                    lame joke. you can do better.

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                    • media
                      Confirmed Moneymaker
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 9853

                      #11
                      I heard that beer stuff is going around all over too... Good thing I drink Patron Silver...
                      I'm here for the violence!

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                      • munki
                        Do Fun Shit.
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 13393

                        #12
                        Originally posted by he-fox
                        lame joke. you can do better.
                        I really can't...



                        Am I fired from teh interwebbs?

                        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                        • munki
                          Do Fun Shit.
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 13393

                          #13
                          Originally posted by media
                          I heard that beer stuff is going around all over too... Good thing I drink Patron Silver...
                          I learned... strictly Jack and Coke...

                          Just a warning for the homies... that didn't catch it by smoke signal already apparrently back in 98

                          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Thanks for the warning..chubby girls seem to buy me drinks

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                            • pornguy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 62910

                              #15
                              I think I have been grabbed a few times.
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                              • munki
                                Do Fun Shit.
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 13393

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                Thanks for the warning..chubby girls seem to buy me drinks


                                I have bigger cougar problems...

                                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                • he-fox
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 2884

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by munki
                                  I really can't...



                                  Am I fired from teh interwebbs?
                                  the interweb joke police lets you go with a warning.

                                  this time only.

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                                  • RawAlex
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 9465

                                    #18
                                    1960 would like their joke back.

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                                    • munki
                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 13393

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RawAlex
                                      1960 would like their joke back.
                                      Ouch...


                                      It was bad... granted...

                                      But 1960?

                                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                      • tony299
                                        lurker
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 57021

                                        #20
                                        it maybe old,it gave me a chuckle.

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                                        • headless ghost
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 893

                                          #21
                                          welcome to the interweb net thingy.
                                          so how is AOL dial-up treating you?

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                                          • Iron Fist
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 23400

                                            #22
                                            I guess if I liked beer, I would get the joke.

                                            I'm not getting the joke though.
                                            i like waffles

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                                            • Ivan Fuckalot
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 825

                                              #23
                                              It's not a joke! Drink beer with men, and champagne with women... case closed!
                                              http://www.pantyhoseone.com

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                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 38323

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sharphead
                                                I guess if I liked beer, I would get the joke.

                                                I'm not getting the joke though.
                                                Let me illustrate...



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                                                • J. Falcon
                                                  www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 31587

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by munki
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                                                  • munki
                                                    Do Fun Shit.
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 13393

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                    Let me illustrate...



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                                                    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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