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  • Burridge
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 1186

    #1

    When Squirting Gets To Be A Bother...

    You guys ever encounter a girl who drops a gallon of water every time you have have sex and makes a huge mess fucking up the sheets and mattress every time?

    wtf can be done?
    NYC
  • themachinelavene
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 415

    #2
    dump her wet ass
    ,|,,(-_-),,|,

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    • King Adam
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 5408

      #3
      Lay down a tarp on your bed.

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      • CE_Chris
        Confirmed User
        • May 2007
        • 444

        #4
        no never...
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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30174

          #5
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          • Jamie
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 2517

            #6
            Yeah its a pain in the ass, thats why you always bang her out at her pad...
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            • NoWhErE
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2005
              • 10583

              #7
              do what I did : put a towel undearneath her everytime. Always keep one safe by the side of your bed
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              • Cyndalie
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 3615

                #8
                God that would suck.
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                • MaDalton
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                  • Feb 2004
                  • 39861

                  #9
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                  • The Sultan Of Smut
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 4325

                    #10
                    Yup each romp required a changing of sheets

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                    • media
                      Confirmed Moneymaker
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 9853

                      #11
                      Sex in the shower.....
                      I'm here for the violence!

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                      • CamJack
                        Old School Webmaster
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 1334

                        #12
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                        • thehose
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 87

                          #13
                          Send her my way. problem solved ;-)
                          It ain't Easy Being Greasy m(>_<)m

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                          • pornask
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 6518

                            #14
                            Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off. Ask any girl who was with a guy who didn't get off to tell you what it feels like. That's what it feels like for 90&#37; of men. Fucking lame sex. The best sex is when your partner ejaculates. I only had a squirting girl for a short time, because she got pregnant with her real boyfriend and that screwed everything up. I consider it the best sex I have ever had.

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                            • thehose
                              Registered User
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 87

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pornask
                              Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off. ...
                              mmkay, i think a squirting girl won't make you a better lover, you know?

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                              • stickyfingerz
                                Doin fine
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 24984

                                #16
                                Yup. Get a towel.

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                                • Yo Adrian
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 6326

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
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                                  • Brother Bilo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 4193

                                    #18
                                    Shit, I had a girl in the back of my car a couple years back and she drenched my shit. It took 2 days for the back seat to dry out. That turned into a stinky 2 days. Down with squirters!!!

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                                    • LadyMischief
                                      Orgasms N Such!
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 18135

                                      #19
                                      Tell her to do her keigels more oftne, she should be able to learn how to control it.

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                                      • Doctor Dre
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 51692

                                        #20
                                        Fuck her at her appartement
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                                        • BlackCrayon
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 19634

                                          #21
                                          I wouldn't mind that problem, at least for the experience. I could see how it could get annoying.
                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                          • Burridge
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 1186

                                            #22
                                            damn this sucks..is there like a squirter vasectomy? where does it all come from? is it water? my god...
                                            NYC

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                                            • nwm
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 41

                                              #23
                                              Get a water-proof mattress pad -- that'll solve the mattress problem.

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                                              • BobG
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 4274

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Burridge
                                                You guys ever encounter a girl who drops a gallon of water every time you have have sex and makes a huge mess fucking up the sheets and mattress every time?

                                                wtf can be done?
                                                I've had that. its disgusting. I think it's piss. I had to let her go

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                                                • Randomonium
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 152

                                                  #25
                                                  A couple of strategies that have worked to varying degrees:

                                                  A couple of thick (turkish spa) towels folded under her will soak up the worst of it and keep it from soaking all the way into your mattress.

                                                  Depending on the height of the bed you can have her put her feet on the floor and her back/butt on the bed. This way she squirts onto the floor. If you have concrete floors like I do no problem.

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                                                  • sicone
                                                    Retired
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 18453

                                                    #26
                                                    Plastic sheets

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                                                    • munki
                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 13393

                                                      #27
                                                      More bathtub sex...

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                                                      • Goodings Media
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 1987

                                                        #28
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                                                        • neewwman
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 1737

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pornask
                                                          Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off.
                                                          Why do you assume that if a girl doesn't squirt she isn't getting off? I've never had a girl squirt but I've sure as hell gotten them off.

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                                                          • Mr Pheer
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 22082

                                                            #30
                                                            rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea

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                                                            • Marshal
                                                              Biz Dev and SEO
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 15225

                                                              #31
                                                              why do you complain? yeah, send her my way!
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                                                              • BobG
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 4274

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea
                                                                good one.

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                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 23400

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                  rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea
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                                                                  • tony299
                                                                    lurker
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 57021

                                                                    #34
                                                                    no but I shot one and I wanted to throw up. lol

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                                                                    • Rama
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                      • 157

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                      rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea
                                                                      This is the best answer overall
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                                                                      • longdongsilver
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 378

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Does she just like leak for an extended period through sex, or does she explode at climax?

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                                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                          A freakin' legend!
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 18975

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Strategic placement of thick towels, and perhaps a plastic sheet underneath, should solve the "problem."
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                                                                          • Burridge
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 1186

                                                                            #38
                                                                            she squirts when i hit the spot. It doesn't necessarily mean she's coming, but she says it feels good when she does. She's 18 and she's had 2 boyfriends before me and she knew shes a squirter but it happens on a much grander scale with me.
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                                                                            • tranza
                                                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 57559

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nope, I never experienced that!
                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 38975

                                                                                #40
                                                                                When Good Squirts Go Bad...
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