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  • Gabriel
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 4789

    #1

    Who's resume is this?

    Who here is from Cleveland Ohio?

    ICQ#: 142295729
  • ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2011
    • 1241

    #2
    18K to 250K?

    Lulz

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    • fris
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Aug 2002
      • 55679

      #3
      awesome resume
      Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.

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      • NaughtyRob
        Two fresh affiliate progs
        • Nov 2004
        • 29602

        #4
        Michael J Martoni
        [email protected]
        Skype: 17026955414
        Vacares Web Hosting - Protect Your Ass with Included Daily Backups

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        • Agent 488
          Registered User
          • Feb 2006
          • 22511

          #5
          bangbros is real ...

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          • kristin
            GOO!
            • Sep 2002
            • 9768

            #6
            Oh jeez ...
            Vacares rules.

            "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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            • beerptrol
              Confirmed Asshole
              • Feb 2003
              • 12722

              #7
              Interests.......not drinking. That rules me out lol
              “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
              -- Ulysses S. Grant

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                loloollllllllllllllllllllllllll

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                • lagcam
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 2890

                  #9
                  Who would want to leave a job where your title is "VP of Impressive Business Dealings"?

                  That is better than having your own whistle.
                  Working Cam site for sale - NOT affiliate.

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                  • 96ukssob
                    So Fucking Banananananas
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 12991

                    #10
                    that is great
                    Email: Clicky on Me

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                    • ShellyCrash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6708

                      #11
                      The resume in the picture is bogus, bu this guy on the other hand is serious as a heart attack:

                      http://www.linkedin.com/pub/keith-clark/23/974/103

                      Keith Clark Author,Entrepreneur, Motivatonal Speaker, and CEO of Jana
                      Washington D.C. Metro Area Internet
                      Current: Owner at Jana

                      Past:
                      cashier at Firehouse Subs
                      helper at James Madison Institute
                      cashier at OfficeMax

                      Education:
                      Florida State University
                      Tallahassee Community College

                      Summary
                      Within the next 25 years I plan to turn Jana into a multi-billion dollar corporation.

                      Specialties
                      Achieving goals

                      Experience
                      Owner
                      Jana
                      Internet industry
                      August 2010 ? Present (10 months)

                      Internet Entrepreneur
                      cashier
                      Firehouse Subs
                      Privately Held; Restaurants industry
                      April 2009 ? April 2009 (1 month)

                      helper
                      James Madison Institute
                      Professional Training & Coaching industry
                      2009 ? 2009 (less than a year)

                      cashier
                      OfficeMax
                      Public Company; OMX; Retail industry
                      April 2008 ? April 2008 (1 month)


                      Languages
                      English (Full professional proficiency)
                      Spanish (Limited working proficiency)
                      Education

                      Florida State University
                      Economics
                      2008 ? 2009

                      Activities and Societies: Chi Phi rush
                      Tallahassee Community College
                      2008 ? 2009

                      Start making money with the hottest hookup site!
                      up to $55 PPS or up to 75% Revshare
                      ICQ 196766477

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                      • RaiderCash_Dominik
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1145

                        #12
                        Education: harvard, Yele, Oxford and... drum roll DeVry !!!!!

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                        • Agent 488
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 22511

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                          The resume in the picture is bogus, bu this guy on the other hand is serious as a heart attack:

                          http://www.linkedin.com/pub/keith-clark/23/974/103
                          has to be a joke ....

                          http://keithclarksolutions.wordpress.com/

                          "I called the suicide hotline today, it?s not that I?m suicidal I just needed someone to talk to. I have to make this all work out."

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                          • Coup
                            🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 9931

                            #14
                            lmfao. that's comedy gold right there.

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                            • CyberHustler
                              Masterbaiter
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 28741

                              #15
                              Jon Clark is either from there or Toledo.
                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                              • ShellyCrash
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 6708

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Agent 488
                                has to be a joke ....

                                http://keithclarksolutions.wordpress.com/

                                "I called the suicide hotline today, it?s not that I?m suicidal I just needed someone to talk to. I have to make this all work out."
                                Did ou read the rest of it? I'm pretty sure it's real. If it's not someone did a really good job.

                                Some gems:

                                I am smart but I am not a genius, what I am is a 20 year old Internet entrepreneur and CEO of my own company, I have five employees and we are currently working to complete a website named Jana.... With no college degree I make on average $200 a day by sitting on my ass, now in the beginning I said I am not a genius but let?s do some simple math. $200 a day= $73,000 a year= Most people in AMERICA today would die for a $73,000 a year job.
                                I need to upgrade to the macbook but I?m broke as fuck sucks I have to wait 200+ days to receive the $30,000 I?m working hard for. Gary wants to charge $25k for the goddamn domain name, fucking sucks but that?s capitalism for you. The .co is taken as well so some asshole who lives in Saudi Arabia wtf does a Saudi need with a domain name they already own all the oil I guess they want to own the Internet as well.
                                I realized that all the PTC websites I was wasting my time going to were all scams. Looks like the only way I?ll be making over $30,000 is to hit the lottery, Twitter, or complete the website and monetize it. I?ll do all three my goals for January are to hit the lottery, complete some pages of my website, and win that Blackberry sweepstakes.

                                Start making money with the hottest hookup site!
                                up to $55 PPS or up to 75% Revshare
                                ICQ 196766477

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                                • Chosen
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 63151

                                  #17
                                  I LoL'd

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                                  • CurrentlySober
                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 38946

                                    #18
                                    I cant afford paper, a stamp and an envelope, to post a CV


                                    👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                    • Phoenix
                                      BACON BACON BACON
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 35475

                                      #19
                                      haha...nice one

                                      impressive business dealings...lol
                                      Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                      https://quantads.io

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                                      • Wizzo
                                        2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                        • Nov 2000
                                        • 15224

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by lagcam
                                        Who would want to leave a job where your title is "VP of Impressive Business Dealings"?

                                        That is better than having your own whistle.
                                        I'm going to start pressing the Execs at NOOF for this title....
                                        Looking for Opportunity!

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                                        • Gabriel
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 4789

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Wizzo
                                          I'm going to start pressing the Execs at NOOF for this title....


                                          Glad the humor wasn't wasted on you. Im actually getting this printed on my "business" cards.
                                          ICQ#: 142295729

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                                          • davethedope
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 532

                                            #22
                                            whose resume, not who's

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                                            • Gabriel
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 4789

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by davethedope
                                              whose resume, not who's
                                              yeah, I couldn't change the title once I realized the error.

                                              t/y
                                              ICQ#: 142295729

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                                              • AzteK
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 3451

                                                #24
                                                fatf00's righting I mean writing couriiier

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                                                • JFK
                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67373

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RaiderCash_Dominik
                                                  Education: harvard, Yele, Oxford and... drum roll DeVry !!!!!
                                                  saw that as well

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                                                  • Sid70
                                                    Downshifter
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 16413

                                                    #26
                                                    what, you have a position?
                                                    Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                    • lazycash
                                                      Troll Patrol
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 15214

                                                      #27
                                                      Pretty sure thats Jon Clark's resume.
                                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                      Its crazy..."

                                                      VenusBlogger

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                                                      • Bull Smoke
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2011
                                                        • 115

                                                        #28
                                                        I would definitely hire this person.

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                                                        • Twoface31
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 2746

                                                          #29
                                                          ummmmmmmmm this is cool ;)

                                                          Email: <span style="color:Cyan">[email protected]</span>
                                                          HentaiG4h * Lusty Life
                                                          ICQ: 291-953

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