Who here is from Cleveland Ohio?
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ICQ#: 142295729 -
18K to 250K?
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awesome resumeSince 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
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Michael J MartoniComment
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Oh jeez ...Comment
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Interests.......not drinking. That rules me out lol“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
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Who would want to leave a job where your title is "VP of Impressive Business Dealings"?
That is better than having your own whistle.Comment
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The resume in the picture is bogus, bu this guy on the other hand is serious as a heart attack:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/keith-clark/23/974/103
Keith Clark Author,Entrepreneur, Motivatonal Speaker, and CEO of Jana
Washington D.C. Metro Area Internet
Current: Owner at Jana
Past:
cashier at Firehouse Subs
helper at James Madison Institute
cashier at OfficeMax
Education:
Florida State University
Tallahassee Community College
Summary
Within the next 25 years I plan to turn Jana into a multi-billion dollar corporation.
Specialties
Achieving goals
Experience
Owner
Jana
Internet industry
August 2010 ? Present (10 months)
Internet Entrepreneur
cashier
Firehouse Subs
Privately Held; Restaurants industry
April 2009 ? April 2009 (1 month)
helper
James Madison Institute
Professional Training & Coaching industry
2009 ? 2009 (less than a year)
cashier
OfficeMax
Public Company; OMX; Retail industry
April 2008 ? April 2008 (1 month)
Languages
English (Full professional proficiency)
Spanish (Limited working proficiency)
Education
Florida State University
Economics
2008 ? 2009
Activities and Societies: Chi Phi rush
Tallahassee Community College
2008 ? 2009
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Education: harvard, Yele, Oxford and... drum roll DeVry !!!!!Comment
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has to be a joke ....
http://keithclarksolutions.wordpress.com/
"I called the suicide hotline today, it?s not that I?m suicidal I just needed someone to talk to. I have to make this all work out."Comment
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lmfao. that's comedy gold right there.Comment
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Jon Clark is either from there or Toledo.“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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Did ou read the rest of it? I'm pretty sure it's real. If it's not someone did a really good job.
Some gems:
I am smart but I am not a genius, what I am is a 20 year old Internet entrepreneur and CEO of my own company, I have five employees and we are currently working to complete a website named Jana.... With no college degree I make on average $200 a day by sitting on my ass, now in the beginning I said I am not a genius but let?s do some simple math. $200 a day= $73,000 a year= Most people in AMERICA today would die for a $73,000 a year job.I need to upgrade to the macbook but I?m broke as fuck sucks I have to wait 200+ days to receive the $30,000 I?m working hard for. Gary wants to charge $25k for the goddamn domain name, fucking sucks but that?s capitalism for you. The .co is taken as well so some asshole who lives in Saudi Arabia wtf does a Saudi need with a domain name they already own all the oil I guess they want to own the Internet as well.I realized that all the PTC websites I was wasting my time going to were all scams. Looks like the only way I?ll be making over $30,000 is to hit the lottery, Twitter, or complete the website and monetize it. I?ll do all three my goals for January are to hit the lottery, complete some pages of my website, and win that Blackberry sweepstakes.
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whose resume, not who'sComment
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Pretty sure thats Jon Clark's resume."WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..
Its crazy..."
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I would definitely hire this person.Comment
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