Neither my roommate and i can open the apple juice bottle 
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I predict 2 pages of volunteers.. lolI died.Comment
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I can deal with snoring. Im a stoned cold sleeper. Fellas post pics my roommie and i are taking applications. heheChaturbate Affiliate Support: [email protected]Comment
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apple juice makes you fart anywaysComment
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Use your nose. That should be able to hook around the cap and a thousand others and pry that bitch off. Wither that or use a hip bone as a can opener
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Consider this my official application!
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My wife said I can come over. I'm an apple juice opener expert.
Trust me.Comment
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I'm free for the next sixty years of my life Punker. I'll gladly move in with you and be your servant boy.Herschel Savage
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Ya know.
I've said the same thing many times.. then I stop to think about all the other hassles that come with having a man in the house.... and I think I'd opt to drink something other than apple juice.
Maybe I've just never found the right man.
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i would love to open your... ehemmm... bottle
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I can open apple juice, jam jars, mayo aswell as many other types of twisty things that need ot be opened... haha
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I wouldn't you really just prefer this
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I recommend avoiding the additional dead weight, and just use your charm on the clerk at the store - have him open it when you buy it, then just close it back up for the drive home
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I'm good with my hands..hence my job..and only snore when drunk..
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black and decker make an auto jar opener.Comment
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run the top under hot water for 1 minute then try.Comment
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move into my house
do the dishes and vacuum the floors, dust the furniture and I'll open all the apple juice bottles you need.Comment
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Honey I am a man and I can help, just send me the address.Comment
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Can't you buy apple juice in a box or something?
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Damn you punker barbie!!!
I just went to open the apple juice and I can't open it and there are no men around to do it for me.
You cursed apple juice bottles everywhere.
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i had an accident that took away 70% or my grip strength... my prenis is grateful, but I can't open the bottle for you either. sorry.
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I'll have to ask my wife first, but it shouldn't be an issue.Comment
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Did somebody say APPLE?!?!?!
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I'd love to see some pics of you and your roomate trying to "open the apple juice bottle"....
I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Well, a man is always better than a can opener but....
Take a regular oldschool can opener (the narrow sharp pointed one used to open beer cans back in the day)
Turn it upside down, stick the point up under the lid, slightly push. Move over an inch and do it again. Pretty soon the lid will let go/ the seal will pop and you can open it right up. You will hear the hiss.
I know this because years ago I had a stubborn lid on spaghetti sauce stick and a jar shatter and I got cut.Comment
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