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06-27-2007, 10:21 AM

A little lunch time amusement for you guys....courtesy of a 5min convo with a suave turk

turkish dialer pimp: hey guy.. U blackhat?

pr0: naa, i'm a red beard, nice 2 meet ya

turkish dialer pimp: i have dialer i offer to select people

pr0: so are you from turkey or the ukraine?

turkish dialer pimp: turkey

pr0: how did i guess! sorry i don't typically do business with that country

turkish dialer pimp: i offer daily payout

pr0: really, just out of curiosity how do you pay out daily, via which method?

turkish dialer pimp: western union, from latvia

pr0: i dunno how shit works over there...but over here if your picking up western unions daily from latvia, they probably tag you as a gun runner/dope dealer

turkish dialer pimp: then we do wire

pr0: same thing dude, are you not listening?

turkish dialer pimp: then u must get offshore account

pr0: na, i'm perfectly fine paying my tax's so we can keep our outdated 1980's 20megaton thermonuclear warheads pointed in your general direction

turkish dialer pimp: u are american?

pr0: how'd you guess

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06-27-2007, 10:32 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:36 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:36 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:38 AM

hehe nice entertainment for sure

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06-27-2007, 10:40 AM

i knew i loved you for some reason
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06-27-2007, 10:42 AM

omg too funny
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06-27-2007, 10:43 AM

yes thats why you get $50 from a signup
and we get 500$ continue your good job
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06-27-2007, 10:43 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:45 AM

hahaa.. great punchline
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06-27-2007, 10:46 AM

haha hilarious...

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06-27-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by haig

yes thats why you get $50 from a signup
and we get 500$ continue your good job
we need you fool americans
thx

I have no problem with europeans, in fact.....I'M JEALOUS

Your open attitude towards sex, your nationalized health care, your sense of national pride (thats not overzealous). I can turn on the t.v. & actually see a titty on a regular channel.

I love Europe! All of it! Even the russians.....best programmers i know.

I just don't like turkey.....so fucking sue me.

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06-27-2007, 10:47 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:47 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by pr0

turkish dialer pimp: then u must get offshore account

pr0: na, i'm perfectly fine paying my tax's so we can keep our outdated 1980's 20megaton thermonuclear warheads pointed in your general direction

turkish dialer pimp: u are american?

pr0: how'd you guess

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06-27-2007, 10:49 AM

yes turkish people hate from you too
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06-27-2007, 10:50 AM

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06-27-2007, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by haig

yes turkish people hate from you too

o fuck i better watch my back....I've got all 3 ds-3 lines in turkey pointed at me

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06-27-2007, 10:51 AM

your soldiers are so scared that they kill themselves when they see an arab with gun in ıraq
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06-27-2007, 10:53 AM

what did he just say? english please..

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06-27-2007, 10:54 AM

pr0 are you greek or armenian
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06-27-2007, 10:54 AM

LOL that was fun

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06-27-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by pr0

o fuck i better watch my back....I've got all 3 ds-3 lines in turkey pointed at me

stopit dude, you're killing me..

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06-27-2007, 10:55 AM

i love americans but only when they suck my cock
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06-27-2007, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by CAMOKAT

what did he just say? english please..

Who has picture of samuel jackson handy?

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06-27-2007, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

Bora still around?

I havn't talked to Bora forever

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06-27-2007, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by haig

i love americans but only when they suck my cock

so you're admitting that you're an ass pirate?
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06-27-2007, 11:20 AM

lol that was good

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06-27-2007, 11:20 AM

Lol, was that guy for real???

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06-27-2007, 11:20 AM

no spermy if you send me your daughter and mother i will prove you it
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06-27-2007, 11:23 AM

your all womens are whore.
i m sure you ll be next thailand when you lose your economic power in the future
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06-27-2007, 11:31 AM

yep i dont only call your mothers also your all womens
come on all world hate from you
you wont be able continue to have a fat ass anymore.
americas end is coming
fuck you all
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06-27-2007, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by haig

yep i dont only call your mothers also your all womens
come on all world hate from you
you wont be able continue to have a fat ass anymore.
americas end is coming
fuck you all

Mate as a turk I'm kindly asking you to shut up. You're embarrassing us
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06-27-2007, 11:35 AM

sen ne biçim turksun
pkk yı destekleyen bu serefsizlere yaranacana iki çift laf söle
kökenini merak ediyorum senin nikin bile yabancı
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06-27-2007, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by haig

sen ne biçim turksun
pkk yı destekleyen bu serefsizlere yaranacana iki çift laf söle
kökenini merak ediyorum senin nikin bile yabancı

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06-27-2007, 11:38 AM

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06-27-2007, 11:38 AM

haha... great guy!

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06-27-2007, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by pr0

A little lunch time amusement for you guys....courtesy of a 5min convo with a suave turk

turkish dialer pimp: hey guy.. U blackhat?

pr0: naa, i'm a red beard, nice 2 meet ya

turkish dialer pimp: i have dialer i offer to select people

pr0: so are you from turkey or the ukraine?

turkish dialer pimp: turkey

pr0: how did i guess! sorry i don't typically do business with that country

turkish dialer pimp: i offer daily payout

pr0: really, just out of curiosity how do you pay out daily, via which method?

turkish dialer pimp: western union, from latvia

pr0: i dunno how shit works over there...but over here if your picking up western unions daily from latvia, they probably tag you as a gun runner/dope dealer

turkish dialer pimp: then we do wire

pr0: same thing dude, are you not listening?

turkish dialer pimp: then u must get offshore account

pr0: na, i'm perfectly fine paying my tax's so we can keep our outdated 1980's 20megaton thermonuclear warheads pointed in your general direction

turkish dialer pimp: u are american?

pr0: how'd you guess

that was funny ....

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06-27-2007, 11:47 AM

take a look at your future
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06-27-2007, 11:56 AM

you are a a parasite growing with bloods of innocent people.
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06-27-2007, 12:01 PM

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06-27-2007, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by haig

take a look at your future

1683 the Turks besieged Vienna, today they besiege WalMart...
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06-27-2007, 12:32 PM

wallmart doesnt have markets in turkey
we will besiege greece first kill all greeks then armenia.
i will kill 10000 armenian for each turk they killed in the past.
then all europe and america.
your end is coming.
i hope laden doesnt fire your ass before us.
you will miss hitler and pray for him to come back.
you saved your priceless as from hitler easily .
this time it wont be so easy
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06-27-2007, 12:39 PM

hmm I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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06-27-2007, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by haig

wallmart doesnt have markets in turkey

Neither is Vienna located in Turkey.
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06-27-2007, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by ServerGenius

hmm I love the smell of napalm in the morning

sure mate
thats why you still cant control ıraq.
fingering around like chickens and hunted by poor iraquans.
technology is not still yet enough to win a war.
search for our history in google you will see our triumphs.
especially look independence war how we fucked priceless greeks.
lookup canakkale war
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06-27-2007, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by pr0

I have no problem with europeans, in fact.....I'M JEALOUS

Your open attitude towards sex, your nationalized health care, your sense of national pride (thats not overzealous). I can turn on the t.v. & actually see a titty on a regular channel.

I love Europe! All of it! Even the russians.....best programmers i know.

I just don't like turkey.....so fucking sue me.

I cringed when I saw that.. please don't ever refer to Turkey as European again.. K tnx kisses bye.
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06-27-2007, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

I cringed when I saw that.. please don't ever refer to Turkey as European again.. K tnx kisses bye.

turkey is neither in europe or nor we are europeans.

stop fucking europe shit

% 96 of turkish people dont want to join european union.

i cant understant these fucking europeans .
we fucked them for about 500 years and their womans still come here to be fucked by our mans.

man please dont send your shitty whore womans to my country.
they dont have any kind of honor.
all they think is their shitty vagina.
fuck off go to thaialnd get hiv and die.
dont come to my country fucking whore europeans.
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06-27-2007, 01:15 PM

i love chicken than turkey lol

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06-27-2007, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by haig

sure mate
thats why you still cant control ıraq.
fingering around like chickens and hunted by poor iraquans.
technology is not still yet enough to win a war.
search for our history in google you will see our triumphs.
especially look independence war how we fucked priceless greeks.
lookup canakkale war

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