How do you react to Jehovah's Witnesses at your door!

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  • Tom_PM
    Porn Meister
    • Feb 2005
    • 16443

    #101
    Last time I was unlucky enough to open the door to them, I told them I worship in private and to me religion is a personal thing. Told them I respected their personal choices and would never try to talk them out of it, and asked for the same in return. Have a nice day.
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    • madawgz
      8.8.8.8
      • Mar 2006
      • 30509

      #102
      Originally posted by Bake
      Put a porn dvd on and turn up the Volume and then act like nothing is wrong ask him if he has any attractive daughters
      wow lol
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      • Nikki_Licks
        Confirmed User
        • May 2005
        • 6323

        #103
        I ask them if they can read the no soliciting sign...that usually works
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        • Mr Steele
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2007
          • 392

          #104
          Ask about their Magical Underwear...they get really sensitive about that shit
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          • TubeTitans_SusieQ
            Confirmed User
            • May 2007
            • 3884

            #105
            LoL usually im like uh no....thanks....please don't come by again.....and they leave after i shut the door on em..





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            • OG LennyT
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              • Jun 2003
              • 14345

              #106
              I tell them I'm not interested... no need to be an ass
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              • ADL Colin
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2001
                • 11929

                #107
                Haven't seen any at the new house but they are some of the most fun to debate with. Some of them are very well educated FROM THEIR POINT OF VIEW.


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                • Silly Guy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1421

                  #108
                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                  let's say: i removed the speaker

                  no insurance and vaccum cleaner guys either
                  that does sound good...but i'm rather retarded with that type of stuff

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                  • Silly Guy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1421

                    #109
                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                    The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.

                    I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.

                    She hasn't called.

                    nice touch the business card


                    i don't have a dungeon though...

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                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                      (felis madjewicus)
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 20368

                      #110
                      i invite them in to read me passages from their bible, then i attempt to read them passages form lavey's satanic bible. it's doesn't go over so well...

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                      • BuckNaked
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 399

                        #111
                        Some showed up at my door saturday morning, asked me if I wanted to hear about our saviour jesus christ, I said well you can come in and talk to him yourself, he's beating my ass at gears of war on the 360, but he goes by the spanish word HEYSOOS! Then I shut the door on them...


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                        • BuckNaked
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 399

                          #112
                          This was the first time I have ever had them show up at my door here, suprised someone didn't shoot em with their redneck shotgun!


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                          • CunningStunt
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 5594

                            #113
                            Originally posted by aico
                            If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.
                            same. applies to the phone too - friends know to call me on my cellphone only. Why the fuck would I want to talk to complete strangers about my non-religious beliefs arguing the toss when I could be taking a dump instead.

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                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                              (felis madjewicus)
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 20368

                              #114
                              wish i had more j-dubs drop by my place, they all seem to steer clear of me lately

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                              • Silly Guy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1421

                                #115
                                Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.
                                blacklisted heh

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                                • Barefootsies
                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 42635

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                  Without opening the door and before they start their babbling, I ask them, "Does this have anything to do with religion, donations, or the selling of any product?"

                                  They say, "Yes." I say, "Not interested. Good bye."

                                  And that's it.
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                                  • urbanpimp
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 526

                                    #117
                                    I tell them that a good quality cult would send a hottie over for me to fuck.

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                                    • Bex
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 2382

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                      I like to show them the error in their beliefs
                                      Me too. I think I actually got one or two to quit the religion lol


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