Fuck. I just got THE CALL. I knocked up a black chick.

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  • Mr. Cool Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 1289
    #1

    Fuck. I just got THE CALL. I knocked up a black chick.

    My family is going to fucking murder me.

    This chick is a hood rat, and no is gonan be my babys momma.

    If the test says it's mine. I'm fucked.
    NUR COOL UND GEIL
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    • Casa Nova
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2007
      • 2867
      #2
      umm..... goodluck i guess.. or congrats..... I'm not really sure what to say.

      But im sure your parents will come to accept it after a while.

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        • Pleasurepays
          BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
          • Aug 2002
          • 11913
          #3
          just what the world needs... one more kid parented by selfish, immature, low class morons

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              condoms? pulling out?


              things morons never use or do............
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                • clubchics
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 739
                  #5
                  Get another bitch to beat her ass and kick her in the stomache simple as that
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                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 18975
                      #6
                      Sounds like a bummer.
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                        • JP513
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 1914
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice
                          My family is going to fucking murder me.

                          This chick is a hood rat, and no is gonan be my babys momma.

                          If the test says it's mine. I'm fucked.
                          congrats???
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                            • SomeCreep
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 26118
                              #8
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                                • LiveDose
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                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 25792
                                  #9
                                  Who's your daddy?!

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                                    • lazycash
                                      Troll Patrol
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 15214
                                      #10
                                      Probably best to go on Maury and get the dna test and let your family find out that way.
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                                        • ePorn
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 301
                                          #11
                                          Not sure what to tell ya,...figure out what your options are, with her and/or without her. If it's yours - you're fucked. Not just cause your family is gonna hang your ass + balls out to dry, but she's going to rape every paycheck you'll get for the next decades to come.

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                                            • RTP
                                              aka Jimmy James
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 1335
                                              #12
                                              dude you recognize shes a hoot rat and still banged that shit raw come on man!
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                                                • bobby666
                                                  boots are my religion
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 21765
                                                  #13
                                                  congrats on that

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                                                    • Dirty F
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 59204
                                                      #14
                                                      Thats what you get for fucking nasty hood rats.

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                                                        • Turboface
                                                          Back in Black
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 9976
                                                          #15
                                                          Did you find her on Craigslist?

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                                                            • montel
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 2606
                                                              #16
                                                              this is why you should never fuck them, only fist
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                                                                • dissipate
                                                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 8904
                                                                  #17
                                                                  gotta wrap it before you slap it

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                                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 18975
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The good news is you will have her in your life for a long time.

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                                                                        • BucksMania
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 3758
                                                                          #19
                                                                          dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway

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                                                                            • en21
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                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 2640
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • yys
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                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 1922
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  They don't have abortions over there?

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                                                                                    • bl4h
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 1282
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      sounds like a job for muary

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                                                                                        • campimp
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                          • 1340
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway
                                                                                          thats exactly what i was thinking


                                                                                          guess its true what they say.... stupid things happen to stupid people

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                                                                                            • LadyMischief
                                                                                              Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 18135
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Honestly, that's what you get for not wrapping it

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                                                                                                • Jarmusch
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 12479
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BucksMania
                                                                                                  dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway
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                                                                                                    • Miguel T
                                                                                                      ♦ Web Developer ♦
                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                      • 12470
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Wooops... lol.

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                                                                                                        • Emil
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                                                          • 5655
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Cool Ice and a niggah sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.
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                                                                                                            • sirkakashi08
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                                                                                                              • May 2007
                                                                                                              • 511
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              good luck...
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                                                                                                                • Ravage
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                  • 2242
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by bl4h
                                                                                                                  sounds like a job for muary
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                                                                                                                    • jonesonyou
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 3853
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      run, hide. Or your going to pay child support.

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                                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                          condoms? pulling out?


                                                                                                                          things morons never use or do............
                                                                                                                          And the pull out method is so effective..

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                                                                                                                            • modF
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                              • 1888
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Nice, I thought this nick was banned forever ago.

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                                                                                                                                • dbrats
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 55
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Thats cool dude A job for Maury.

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                                                                                                                                    • campimp
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 1340
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Cool Ice and a niggah sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.

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                                                                                                                                        • nico-t
                                                                                                                                          emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 29901
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          why the fuck would you fuck some gross bitch like that... if you're THAT desperate just go to a whore

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                                                                                                                                            • TeddyRacer1
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 518
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              are there black girls in germany?

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                                                                                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 18041
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Now there will be baby trolls with afros running around the board.

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                                                                                                                                                    • TheLegacy
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                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 18270
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      dont run off now - take responsibility for your lack of concern for your life (now you ruined it), hers and your newborn child by not wearing a condom
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                                                                                                                                                        • Nikki_Licks
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                                                                                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 6323
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          You should have wrapped your cock in some Glad Wrap....
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                                                                                                                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 31587
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              sounds like you're already fucked
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Andiz
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                                                      • 2594
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                                                                                                                                                                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3884
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          damn, good luck with that hun!





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