i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways
edit: 50 religious nuts ;)
edit: 50 religious nuts ;)
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Stick to the Bible, much more effective.
Point out things like fossils, dinosaurs, evolution and the fact that if any of these things had been discussed in biblical times the person talking about it would have been taken outside the city gates and stoned to death.
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I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.
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I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.
Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.Herschel Savage
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I'd tell them come in and join the partyComment
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I do respect peoples beliefs so I don't mind at all unless if it is related to murder or something!
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Personally, I don't even answer the door if I don't know the person. that goes for religious freaks, sales people, whoever.gone. long gone.
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i put fake blood on my hands and shirt and have a bent coat hanger in my handComment
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I say, "But you hate my kind."BaDoink
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The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.
I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.
She hasn't called.
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Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.Comment
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i show 'em my gun
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Start quacking at them?Comment
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i try to get as many free copies of their book as possible.
"Have you read the book of blah blah blah?"
"No, but I'd love to, can I have your copy?"
"Err.. Well"
"Is that what you guys are doing out here? Giving out copies of
the book of blah blah blah? Awesome!"
"Well, no-"
"Then what are you doing?"
Just keep going ike that.
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i just kill them and store in the basement
but they keep coming....huh?Comment
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well, infact we dont have those over hereComment
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I offer them a beer."..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter
"frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter GriffinComment
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i talk to them in a good way... just a respect for their beliefs...Comment
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I show them my collection of cat skulls. Always amusing.
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I got tricked, when I was single and living alone, 2 super hot girls knock at my door and start talking about the bible, they asked to come in and i said sure.. and at the time I didnt have a couch so my mattress and boxspring was in my livingroom.. where i had my projector tv and computer hooked up to it.. anyways for about 3-4 times these 2 chicks came to my house and sat on my bed and read me the bible.. I was only praying something would happen, after a few visits 2 guys knocked at my door told me they were replacing the girls cause they moved, and I shut the door on them.
true story. probably wont ever forget it.Comment
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Ask them for thier address so you can visit them and try to convert them to your religion!Comment
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That pretty much gets rid of them for me.Formerly known as Adult Rental Chris
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