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  • RadicalSights
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2009
    • 1595

    #1

    loose pussys are no fun......

    http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=216341

    this thread cracked me up....

    Reminded me of this girlfriend I had when I was 19... fealt like I was sticking my Dick into a garbage bag....

    But yet.. here's what I don't understand... I remember one time I completely banged the hell out of her..... like totally just wrecked her from behind....... It was actually more out of necessity than anything else... to build up enough friction so that I could actually cum.....

    I am not like freakishly big or anything.. about 6 1/2 inches.. and when it was all over she put out her hand and said.... look how much I am shaking... and had the Racoon eyes going from the runny mascara... (you know you've done your job at that point)

    Now here's the part I don't get.... If I didn't feel a damn thing and had to literally bring myself to complete exhaustion just to get enough friction going to cum... then how the hell did she get so worked up over it if she was so lose to begin with? I mean if I fealt no friction.....then how the hell did she feel anything?

    anyway, we eventually broke up... she lived about an hour away and the driving was getting to me... a month later though.. she called me up for a litte more.
  • Vick!
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 6882

    #2
    How you end up with that old age thread?
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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010

      #3
      You lost me at ebaum's.
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      • Loki
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 4420

        #4
        I feel the overwhelming need to post a "Cool Story Bro!" pic but I just can't bring myself to do it lol

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        • rowan
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2002
          • 17393

          #5
          Originally posted by Vick!
          How you end up with that old age thread?
          Searching google for the solution to a problem...

          ...





          Wonder if she ever saw the thread, or knew he was posting about her loose and hairy cooter on the internet.

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          • lazycash
            Troll Patrol
            • Aug 2002
            • 15214

            #6
            Another case of SDS (small dick syndrome)
            "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

            Its crazy..."

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            • SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN
              So Fucking Banned
              • Mar 2011
              • 1100

              #7
              FUNNY my dick is pretty thick so i can feel all the pussy

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              • RadicalSights
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2009
                • 1595

                #8
                Originally posted by SDA CASH
                FUNNY my dick is pretty thick
                Is that what Brent told you?

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                • loreen
                  myadultdesign.com
                  • May 2004
                  • 12558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RadicalSights
                  I am not like freakishly big or anything..
                  Uhm. If you can't feel a pussy, it sounds like you're freakishly small.
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                  • RadicalSights
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 1595

                    #10
                    Originally posted by loreen
                    Uhm. If you can't feel a pussy, it sounds like you're freakishly small.
                    Or perhaps she was just a whore who was fucked way too many times and had a used and abused pussy?

                    I wasn't the only one who complained about it actually. I talked with one of her ex BF's months later and he said the exact same thing.

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                    • HarryMuff
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 271

                      #11
                      links pulled

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                      • CaptainHowdy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 94744

                        #12
                        Cool story I guess ...

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                        • u-Bob
                          there's no $$$ in porn
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 33063

                          #13

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                          • seeandsee
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 50945

                            #14
                            that guy jrked 3-4 times before sex for sure...
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                            • John-ACWM
                              Work Work Work
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 20060

                              #15
                              fun memories!

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                              • ottopottomouse
                                She is ugly, bad luck.
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 13177

                                #16
                                Useful for smuggling pineapples.
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                                • buzzard
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 1276

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RadicalSights
                                  http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=216341

                                  this thread cracked me up....

                                  Reminded me of this girlfriend I had when I was 19... fealt like I was sticking my Dick into a garbage bag....

                                  But yet.. here's what I don't understand... I remember one time I completely banged the hell out of her..... like totally just wrecked her from behind....... It was actually more out of necessity than anything else... to build up enough friction so that I could actually cum.....

                                  I am not like freakishly big or anything.. about 6 1/2 inches.. and when it was all over she put out her hand and said.... look how much I am shaking... and had the Racoon eyes going from the runny mascara... (you know you've done your job at that point)

                                  Now here's the part I don't get.... If I didn't feel a damn thing and had to literally bring myself to complete exhaustion just to get enough friction going to cum... then how the hell did she get so worked up over it if she was so lose to begin with? I mean if I fealt no friction.....then how the hell did she feel anything?

                                  anyway, we eventually broke up... she lived about an hour away and the driving was getting to me... a month later though.. she called me up for a litte more.
                                  Cracked me up... haha, those lack of kegel muscle big pussies are no fun. Pelvic organ prolapse

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                                  • buzzard
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 1276

                                    #18
                                    refurbish it, stick in a ham and pull out the bone

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                                    • BlackCrayon
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 19634

                                      #19
                                      thats when you invite a few friends over and dp the shit out of her.
                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                      • u-Bob
                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 33063

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                        Useful for smuggling pineapples.

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                                        • martinsc
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 27047

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Loki
                                          I feel the overwhelming need to post a "Cool Story Bro!" pic but I just can't bring myself to do it lol

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                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 18975

                                            #22
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                                            • RyuLion
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 32369

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by buzzard
                                              refurbish it, stick in a ham and pull out the bone


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                                              • Chosen
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 63151

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

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                                                • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 18975

                                                  #25
                                                  Last edited by DaddyHalbucks; 04-30-2011, 11:59 PM.
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                                                  • thickcash_amo
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                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 3847

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by buzzard
                                                    refurbish it, stick in a ham and pull out the bone
                                                    HAHAHAHA

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