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  • BusterBunny
    perverted justice decoy
    • Aug 2005
    • 19291

    #101
    100 handicap
    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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    • FUCK J0EL
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 1899

      #102
      Originally posted by Jon B
      Joel who beat who enough said...LOL you are a great player though....
      Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!
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      • Shahan
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        • Mar 2006
        • 228

        #103
        Originally posted by J0EL
        JonB a good player ?!?
        Come on guys !!! ;)

        Kaz...we need to test out the drives soon !!
        Pumping some irons to compete with you
        JonB sucks at best, chokes on the course (while sucking) and doesnt swallow often.

        Job is a great golf player, when he is on, its very hard to beat him, but of course a lot of fun.
        sig too big

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        • Ycaza
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          • Feb 2005
          • 4290

          #104
          joel, we are waitin for you to come out and compete, you comin to vegas? cuz we got a game there
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          • FUCK J0EL
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            • Jun 2003
            • 1899

            #105
            Originally posted by Ycaza
            joel, we are waitin for you to come out and compete, you comin to vegas? cuz we got a game there
            No dde...I'll have to miss this one...but I'm on for Miami and Amsterdam !
            Joel Drapeau
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            • SiMpLe
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              • Feb 2002
              • 3221

              #106
              Originally posted by Ycaza
              hey icq me your contact info, i always got room for you and your crew
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              • 12clicks
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 19814

                #107
                Originally posted by Ycaza
                any day, i have witnesses in this thread to about 365-380, and one other in this thread i have seen hit some bombs too, maybe a few now that i think about it
                Dude, I'd love to go head to head. it would be fun.

                Mitch, I refuse to play in 110 degree heat. I'm bitching about hanging by the pool in that temp.
                I'll start packing clubs come fall.
                I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                • Ycaza
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4290

                  #108
                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                  Dude, I'd love to go head to head. it would be fun.

                  Mitch, I refuse to play in 110 degree heat. I'm bitching about hanging by the pool in that temp.
                  I'll start packing clubs come fall.
                  110 ius nothing, come on, in that kind of heat the ball flies...............
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                  • TheDoc
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 13827

                    #109
                    I used to practice like mad, 5-8 times a week. I have broken par but hit in the steady low 80's. Last time I played was several months between, and I 4 over par. I have played since I was 8.

                    I can drive 300+ but hit 275 pretty steady. I once fought a mad slice but over the last 3 years I learned to control my drives.

                    I love golf, a lot.. If I can't play all the time, I quit until I can. Otherwise it pulls me in.
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                    • Ycaza
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4290

                      #110
                      Originally posted by TheDoc
                      I used to practice like mad, 5-8 times a week. I have broken par but hit in the steady low 80's. Last time I played was several months between, and I 4 over par. I have played since I was 8.

                      I can drive 300+ but hit 275 pretty steady. I once fought a mad slice but over the last 3 years I learned to control my drives.

                      I love golf, a lot.. If I can't play all the time, I quit until I can. Otherwise it pulls me in.
                      its got me right now
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                      • NETbilling
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 8598

                        #111
                        Originally posted by Shahan
                        As long as you dont drive
                        I am going to drive my fist... right up your ass!

                        Mitch


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                        • OY
                          Industry Pioneer
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 5401

                          #112
                          Originally posted by NetBilling
                          I am going to drive my fist... right up your ass!

                          Mitch
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                          • Ycaza
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 4290

                            #113
                            just don't kill yourself first
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                            • MikeHawk
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6683

                              #114
                              All this talk, and here is the KING SHIT GOLFER..right here bitches....lol







                              Lets just see what happens after 18 holes tomorrow
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                              • Jon B
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                                • Feb 2006
                                • 473

                                #115
                                Originally posted by Shahan
                                JonB sucks at best, chokes on the course (while sucking) and doesnt swallow often.

                                Job is a great golf player, when he is on, its very hard to beat him, but of course a lot of fun.
                                Homo...

                                "Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!"

                                Joel doesn't have the nuts to come to vegas see you in miami
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                                • NETbilling
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 8598

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by Jon B
                                  Homo...

                                  "Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!"

                                  Joel doesn't have the nuts to come to vegas see you in miami
                                  WOW! This is getting HOT!

                                  Mitch


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                                  • Ycaza
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 4290

                                    #117
                                    i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg
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                                    • Ycaza
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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 4290

                                      #118
                                      i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg
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                                      • Ycaza
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 4290

                                        #119
                                        i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg
                                        Caz Thrush
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                                        • seeric
                                          ..........
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 41917

                                          #120
                                          I AM THE GREATEST GOLF THREAD CREATOR IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!


                                          hahaha this thread is awesome.

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                                          • Shahan
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 228

                                            #121
                                            Originally posted by Jon B
                                            Homo...

                                            "Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!"
                                            You are on. You choose the place and I will be there. I guess I didnt spank your ass enough the last time after beating you by 20 strokes.

                                            Hey Caz, you have 10 dollars on Jon or against him?
                                            sig too big

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                                            • Shahan
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 228

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by NetBilling
                                              I am going to drive my fist... right up your ass!

                                              Mitch
                                              You and I will be riding together tomorrow, I cant wait, I might get there early.
                                              sig too big

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                                              • jmk
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 5391

                                                #123
                                                You guys are all way off, as far as I heard it's Raja!

                                                Oh no wait, that's with the golf cart :|

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                                                • Ycaza
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 4290

                                                  #124
                                                  Originally posted by Shahan
                                                  You are on. You choose the place and I will be there. I guess I didnt spank your ass enough the last time after beating you by 20 strokes.

                                                  Hey Caz, you have 10 dollars on Jon or against him?
                                                  i owe him 10 from something else
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                                                  • Cardinal_Sin
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                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 78

                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by spooky181
                                                    Name one other fully accredited PGA member who is here on GFY... How much would you like to bet??

                                                    I will bet as much as you can afford to lose...

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                                                    • seeric
                                                      ..........
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 41917

                                                      #126
                                                      i wish we had play by play on the course today.

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                                                      • Shahan
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                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 228

                                                        #127
                                                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                        i wish we had play by play on the course today.
                                                        Its coming soon. www.Porngolftour.com will be doing some of that, will be doing live feeds from the shows. We have several sponsors and we are going to kick ass.

                                                        Hit me up if you want to know more.
                                                        sig too big

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                                                        • BoobleBob
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 450

                                                          #128
                                                          I am working on getting my handicap to go up this summer by fucking around on GFY when I should be playing golf (it used to be a 6 ;) This way I may have a shot at winning my own tournament in Curaco.

                                                          I hope all the super low handicappers bring their game. I LOVE to get shots instead of give em.

                                                          Shahan, hugs to you and Benny for the shout outs.

                                                          And the story of Bjorn and the tequila is all true... and he was just getting started... AND he played again the next day... that is hard core.
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                                                          • Ycaza
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 4290

                                                            #129
                                                            bob I hear is one of the kings of porn golf,
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                                                            • jaysmoke
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 1192

                                                              #130
                                                              im so shitty im the shitty golfers caddy !!!

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                                                              • Penny24Seven
                                                                So Fucking What
                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                • 6287

                                                                #131
                                                                shot a 71 yesterday from the back tees. Might be in Vegas in 2-3 months so get ready
                                                                Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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                                                                • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 3087

                                                                  #132
                                                                  those 98 strokes kicked this nigga's ass today

                                                                  It was great playing with you all!

                                                                  I am in the ICU unit of Cedars Sinai with an IV in my arm from the heatstroke-
                                                                  LOL

                                                                  Benny and I almost fainted on the 17th hole in that 107 degrees
                                                                  Next time we play that course guys, making it an early tee time like 3am

                                                                  hahahaha

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                                                                  • GT-Omar
                                                                    DM at Performive.com
                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                    • 2968

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Is there a going to be a golf outing in Florida for internext ?


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                                                                    • NETbilling
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 8598

                                                                      #134
                                                                      Originally posted by Revshare-Omar
                                                                      Is there a going to be a golf outing in Florida for internext ?
                                                                      I'm sure we will be putting something together.

                                                                      Mitch


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                                                                      • Ycaza
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                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 4290

                                                                        #135
                                                                        yeah will work on something cool for miami, how about doral?
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                                                                        • spooky181
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                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 2951

                                                                          #136
                                                                          Originally posted by Cardinal_Sin
                                                                          I will bet as much as you can afford to lose...
                                                                          I can prove that I'm a fully accredited PGA member. Who else here is a golf professional...??

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                                                                          • GT-Omar
                                                                            DM at Performive.com
                                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                                            • 2968

                                                                            #137
                                                                            Originally posted by Ycaza
                                                                            yeah will work on something cool for miami, how about doral?
                                                                            Now your talking !


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                                                                            • Ycaza
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 4290

                                                                              #138
                                                                              Originally posted by spooky181
                                                                              I can prove that I'm a fully accredited PGA member. Who else here is a golf professional...??
                                                                              thats really cool, but this thread is not about that, its about who comes and plays in our events, who comes out consistently and wins, and hangs out, and does all that dumb shit. Trust me, you come out and show how you can play, we would be happy to resoect your abilities, but until then, its all smoke and mirrors. I can't say you are or arent a great golfer, but come join us and then we will all know. same goes for the other people none of us have seen. In vegas we are having a get together, come on out, in miami we will all be playing, here in LA you could get a game every day. So AS king shit organizer of many of the events, present co holder of the double d cup, I invite you to join us. That way WE can give you the props you deserve, until then, who knows I may not be the best scoring player but more than a few people in this thread have seen me hit 350-360 plus. shit i did it yesterday, oin a 440 yard hole, of course I got a 6 on the hole, lol, but thats me, mitch hit his 310 plus on the same hole. so all you guys we have no idea who the fuck you are, come on out, play with us, have a beer, a cigar or whatever you need to make it through the 18, we do a lot of business on the golf course too.
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                                                                              • spooky181
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                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 2951

                                                                                #139
                                                                                Originally posted by Ycaza
                                                                                thats really cool, but this thread is not about that, its about who comes and plays in our events, who comes out consistently and wins, and hangs out, and does all that dumb shit. Trust me, you come out and show how you can play, we would be happy to resoect your abilities, but until then, its all smoke and mirrors. I can't say you are or arent a great golfer, but come join us and then we will all know. same goes for the other people none of us have seen. In vegas we are having a get together, come on out, in miami we will all be playing, here in LA you could get a game every day. So AS king shit organizer of many of the events, present co holder of the double d cup, I invite you to join us. That way WE can give you the props you deserve, until then, who knows I may not be the best scoring player but more than a few people in this thread have seen me hit 350-360 plus. shit i did it yesterday, oin a 440 yard hole, of course I got a 6 on the hole, lol, but thats me, mitch hit his 310 plus on the same hole. so all you guys we have no idea who the fuck you are, come on out, play with us, have a beer, a cigar or whatever you need to make it through the 18, we do a lot of business on the golf course too.
                                                                                Cool, but can't you all come to Australia... Seriously I would love to catch up and play in one your king shit days, next time i'm in the states it would be great...

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                                                                                • Ycaza
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                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 4290

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  Originally posted by spooky181
                                                                                  Cool, but can't you all come to Australia... Seriously I would love to catch up and play in one your king shit days, next time i'm in the states it would be great...
                                                                                  we would love to have you, do you make it to the states for any shows?
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                                                                                  • seeric
                                                                                    ..........
                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 41917

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    Originally posted by Shahan
                                                                                    Its coming soon. www.Porngolftour.com will be doing some of that, will be doing live feeds from the shows. We have several sponsors and we are going to kick ass.

                                                                                    Hit me up if you want to know more.
                                                                                    awesome with you and caz as my coaches i'm guaranteed to be in the top 10 in no time!

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                                                                                    • Shahan
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                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 228

                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                      awesome with you and caz as my coaches i'm guaranteed to be in the top 10 in no time!
                                                                                      I am sure of that, and I am looking forward to it
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                                                                                      • Cardinal_Sin
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                                                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                                                        • 78

                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        Originally posted by spooky181
                                                                                        I can prove that I'm a fully accredited PGA member. Who else here is a golf professional...??
                                                                                        America isn't the only golf playing nation - There really are golf pros in other countries, too.
                                                                                        Still - You think you are the only one and you did offer a bet -
                                                                                        My answer is unmoved - How much do you want to bet?

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                                                                                        • TheDoc
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 13827

                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          Originally posted by spooky181
                                                                                          I can prove that I'm a fully accredited PGA member. Who else here is a golf professional...??
                                                                                          Don't you become a PGA member when you pass the golf instructor classes? I think you have to shoot two 78's.. Not hard to become a PGA member, and have the title pro attached to it.

                                                                                          Real pros to me are the guys in the top 20 of each tour, from around the world, and hold that position for many years, that's a real pro. The rest are just playing catch up.

                                                                                          Pros gave up playing for fun, I still like to see if I can drive the water on the 350y hole, and try it until I do. Then give myself 1
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                                                                                          • spooky181
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                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                            • 2951

                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                                                            Don't you become a PGA member when you pass the golf instructor classes? I think you have to shoot two 78's.. Not hard to become a PGA member, and have the title pro attached to it.

                                                                                            Real pros to me are the guys in the top 20 of each tour, from around the world, and hold that position for many years, that's a real pro. The rest are just playing catch up.

                                                                                            Pros gave up playing for fun, I still like to see if I can drive the water on the 350y hole, and try it until I do. Then give myself 1
                                                                                            In the US it's a lot easier to get your PGA card, not as easy as you suggest but it's still relatively simple. Here in Australia we have the most comprehensive process to become a PGA member.

                                                                                            Firstly you have to do a three year traineeship at a golf course. To start the three year course you have to be playing off an official handicap of two or better.

                                                                                            During the three year course a trainee has to play 36 holes each monday, and if our average score for first year is more than 5.75 over par then you have to repeat the year.

                                                                                            If our average score for the second year is more than 5 over par then you repeat the year.

                                                                                            And if our average score is more than 4.75 over par you have to repeat. (doesn't sound that hard, but week in week out all sorts of weather, it's not that easy)

                                                                                            We also have to pass exams each year on body science, golf instruction (theory and practical) golf club construction, rules and ethics etc. and if you fail any one exam you have to repeat the year.

                                                                                            We also have to complete a home correspondance business management course.

                                                                                            Due to our system anyone who does succesfully become a PGA member is pretty much guaranteed of having a thriving career as either a player, golf instructor (which is what I do) or running a golf course as a director of golf.

                                                                                            I completed my traineeship, 20 years ago and have been a successful head teaching professional at one of our golf courses here, www.golfinstructiononline.net so while I don't play on any tours anymore I am proud to be a member of the most difficult to complete PGA system in the world.

                                                                                            Greg Norman, Ian Baker Finch, Wayne Grady, David Graham (all major winners) etc etc all had to do this traineeship to become a professional.

                                                                                            You can also, just get a playing card wich means playing in a tournament where 300 amateurs playing off a 1 handidcap or better play for around 30 spots on the PGA tour for 1 year. But they are members of the PGA tour, and are not fully qualified PGA members.
                                                                                            Last edited by spooky181; 06-25-2007, 02:21 PM.

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                                                                                            • leedsfan
                                                                                              leedsfan
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 2564

                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              I'd like to state for the record that I beat Dan from Camz, Mitch, Eric, Mike Hawk and everyone else who played in Vegas. Ok so I only shot an 84 but it was a tough course, and it was 49 degrees on the course.

                                                                                              We had a great time...

                                                                                              some of us bought soaker hats, they were supposed to keep you dry for 2 hours. Mine was dry in 15 minutes...

                                                                                              I drank 11 litres of water. Admittedly some of that was partway due to the vodka redbull indulgence of the previous evening's festivities watching Metal Skool and Dick Delicious.
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                                                                                              • seeric
                                                                                                ..........
                                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                                • 41917

                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                Originally posted by leedsfan
                                                                                                I'd like to state for the record that I beat Dan from Camz, Mitch, Eric, Mike Hawk and everyone else who played in Vegas. Ok so I only shot an 84 but it was a tough course, and it was 49 degrees on the course.

                                                                                                We had a great time...

                                                                                                some of us bought soaker hats, they were supposed to keep you dry for 2 hours. Mine was dry in 15 minutes...

                                                                                                I drank 11 litres of water. Admittedly some of that was partway due to the vodka redbull indulgence of the previous evening's festivities watching Metal Skool and Dick Delicious.



                                                                                                you should get a prize just for getting out of bed after that metal skool night.

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                                                                                                • LadyMischief
                                                                                                  Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 18135

                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  I hear Moffitt's a pretty good hand at golf...

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                                                                                                  • Penny24Seven
                                                                                                    So Fucking What
                                                                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                                                                    • 6287

                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    Originally posted by spooky181
                                                                                                    In the US it's a lot easier to get your PGA card, not as easy as you suggest but it's still relatively simple. Here in Australia we have the most comprehensive process to become a PGA member.

                                                                                                    Firstly you have to do a three year traineeship at a golf course. To start the three year course you have to be playing off an official handicap of two or better.

                                                                                                    During the three year course a trainee has to play 36 holes each monday, and if our average score for first year is more than 5.75 over par then you have to repeat the year.

                                                                                                    If our average score for the second year is more than 5 over par then you repeat the year.

                                                                                                    And if our average score is more than 4.75 over par you have to repeat. (doesn't sound that hard, but week in week out all sorts of weather, it's not that easy)

                                                                                                    We also have to pass exams each year on body science, golf instruction (theory and practical) golf club construction, rules and ethics etc. and if you fail any one exam you have to repeat the year.

                                                                                                    We also have to complete a home correspondance business management course.

                                                                                                    Due to our system anyone who does succesfully become a PGA member is pretty much guaranteed of having a thriving career as either a player, golf instructor (which is what I do) or running a golf course as a director of golf.

                                                                                                    I completed my traineeship, 20 years ago and have been a successful head teaching professional at one of our golf courses here, www.golfinstructiononline.net so while I don't play on any tours anymore I am proud to be a member of the most difficult to complete PGA system in the world.

                                                                                                    Greg Norman, Ian Baker Finch, Wayne Grady, David Graham (all major winners) etc etc all had to do this traineeship to become a professional.

                                                                                                    You can also, just get a playing card wich means playing in a tournament where 300 amateurs playing off a 1 handidcap or better play for around 30 spots on the PGA tour for 1 year. But they are members of the PGA tour, and are not fully qualified PGA members.
                                                                                                    yes it is easy in the US. I got mine when I was 19 and was missing 4 clubs LOL
                                                                                                    Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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                                                                                                    • ProjectNaked
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      I'm a 2 handicap currently, was scratch before getting into adult and not playing as much.

                                                                                                      This is now my favorite type of golf:









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