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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days

    Man oh man do i feel cleansed

    I am using special teas and stuff

    I am posting from the toilet right now.
  • 9818783
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 13

    #2
    call Lanny Barby and ask her to do you in the butt with a strapon, I hear she's into that now

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    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
      I guarantee it
      • May 2005
      • 18314

      #3
      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
      Man oh man do i feel cleansed

      I am using special teas and stuff

      I am posting from the toilet right now.
      I am horney now.

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      • nico-t
        emperor of my world
        • Aug 2004
        • 29901

        #4
        whats up with the drama? any updates?

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Poopin is cool..what happened to colon cleanse?

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          • nico-t
            emperor of my world
            • Aug 2004
            • 29901

            #6
            Originally posted by 9818783
            call Lanny Barby and ask her to do you in the butt with a strapon, I hear she's into that now
            its Lanny Barbie and hi LC

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            • Damian_Maxcash
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2002
              • 12745

              #7
              I've had someone cleansing my colon for the last few days - but that's enough about my sex life.

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by nico-t
                whats up with the drama? any updates?


                Alec and I talked earlier today on the phone and worked things out between us, all is cool.

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body

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                  • 9818783
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nico-t
                    its "lanny-barbie.cuntlog." Lanny Barbie and hi LC


                    check the wikipedia article about her

                    Just a few weeks after getting married on April 1, 2005
                    it was announced by Vivid Entertainment that they had
                    just signed Barby for a two year exclusive contract,
                    making Barby the first Vivid Girl from Montreal.[4]

                    But the moment she signed her contract with Vivid Entertainment
                    it became official, she would legally from that point on be known
                    as Lanny Barby.

                    Last edited by 9818783; 06-22-2007, 09:04 PM.

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                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                      (felis madjewicus)
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 20368

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                      this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body
                      haha, a serious cleanse should be accompanied by a serious fast, around should go on for at least 10-14 days. I finished a 14 day cleanse abour 2-3 weeks ago, and by the end of the first week, you are shitting out some the nastiest ass looking crap you've ever seen...

                      you can go the quick route and do a colonic irrigation (enema, woot doot!) but i've never liked the idea of pumping a quart of mineral solution up my ass. i'd rather starve myself for 2 weeks...

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                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                        (felis madjewicus)
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 20368

                        #12
                        and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body...

                        this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse...
                        http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421

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                        • nico-t
                          emperor of my world
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 29901

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 9818783


                          check the wikipedia article about her

                          Just a few weeks after getting married on April 1, 2005
                          it was announced by Vivid Entertainment that they had
                          just signed Barby for a two year exclusive contract,
                          making Barby the first Vivid Girl from Montreal.[4]

                          But the moment she signed her contract with Vivid Entertainment
                          it became official, she would legally from that point on be known
                          as Lanny Barby.

                          wiki can say whatever they want, it's overture what I really listen to ;)

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                          • Spiegelau
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 618

                            #14
                            "I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days "



                            Have you been using the Rutland 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush?

                            It's an 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush by Chimney Sweep. The stiff, oil tempered spring wire bristle Chimney Sweep chimney cleaning brush is designed for the homeowner with an extremely dirty chimney, or for Juicy D. Links junk filled colon. You will love the way you feel!

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                            • Rhesus
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 2009

                              #15
                              Just drinking a few litres of Kleanprep will do the job too in a day or two, I just wonder how good you'll actually feel.

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                              • UniversalPass Pete
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 7368

                                #16
                                I hear liquid plumber does wonders!


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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                  and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body...

                                  this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse...
                                  http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421
                                  Snake oil?
                                  Unfortunately, much of this guidebook's program is entirely unsubstantiated. The author is not a doctor, but rather a student of Chinese civilization, and his medical explanation ranges from shaky to irresponsible. For instance, he refers to "toxemia" as a "state of toxicity in the blood and tissues," though medical parlance already defines "toxemia" as a sometimes-fatal pregnancy complication. Specific claims come without any documentation, such as his statement, attributed to "several studies," that "five glasses of pure water per day ... may reduce ... risk of colon cancer by 45 percent, breast cancer by 80 percent, and bladder cancer by 50 percent." Most disconcerting are the dubious medical interventions he touts, such as the "Zapper," an electronic parasite-removal device he suggests as a treatment for "asthma, cancer, chronic fatigue syndrome, and candida fungal infections." More reliable sources on detoxification can be found in any self-help section.

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                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 20368

                                    #18
                                    we're talking traditional chinese medicine here, something western science and medicine doesn't always give much credibility to. on many occasions he claims that regular body detox will cure pretty much every disease imaginable, cancer included, which i can't say i believe myself. but the cleansing programs discussed are solid, including the methods discussed for lowering tissue acidity and flushing rectal plaque. both of which will leave you feeling a lot better, trust me on that. i can see how some people may take the views as misleading, i certainly wouldn't outright recommend a detox program to cure cancer by any means. i've yet to see this disproven either though, and is the multibillion dollar pharmaceutical industry going to go out of their way to help prove that you can cure most ailments simply by taking some time off, relaxing, and shitting all your problems out? probably not. most people aren't readily willing to give up western medicine, which in itself is pretty fucking questionable if you ask me...

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