My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head

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  • - LOL -
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2010
    • 396

    #1

    My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head

    s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

  • Kiopa_Matt
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    • Oct 2007
    • 1448

    #2
    Tape a note on the door saying to leave the phone, and go for a beer. Problem solved!
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    • MediaGuy
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      • Sep 2004
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      #3
      what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...

      :D

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      • BVF
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        • Jan 2002
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        #4
        My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head
        Does she spit or swallow?


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        • B.Barnato
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2010
          • 3618

          #5
          edit because not funny

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          • - LOL -
            So Fucking Banned
            • Sep 2010
            • 396

            #6
            Originally posted by MediaGuy
            what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...

            :D
            women can be such bitches sometimes! Ex just wants to act like a cunt


            Originally posted by BVF
            Does she spit or swallow?

            That was uncalled for

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            • Dvae
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              • Feb 2005
              • 5326

              #7
              Originally posted by - LOL -
              My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head
              Go for it-keep it in the family!!
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              • Niktamer
                Lord of the Leads
                • May 2005
                • 3021

                #8
                ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?

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                • rowan
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Niktamer
                  ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?
                  Yeah I'm confused too, how is the ex a bitch for wanting to take back the phone?

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                  • PenisFace
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                    • Oct 2003
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                    #10
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                    • cam_girls
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2968

                      #11
                      this is OT for this (and any) forum.

                      how do we know you're not telling stories to bypass the rules of forum?

                      not suggesting you are in the least though, ps 0428 554 336

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                      • Phillipmcd1
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                        • Oct 2010
                        • 665

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PenisFace
                        What is going on here.

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                        • AnimeFevers
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                          #13
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                          • SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN
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                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by - LOL -
                            s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

                            You are piece of shit ever remotely opening up thread like that!

                            This mother fucker should be banned immediately!

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                            • WarChild
                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 17263

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SDA CASH
                              You are piece of shit ever remotely opening up thread like that!

                              This mother fucker should be banned immediately!
                              Boo Hoo, buttercup.
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                              • TurboAngel
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 30122

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Niktamer
                                ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?
                                I would hope so but I think a 12 year old talking about giving head to anyone is sick.

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                                • TheDoc
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                                  #17
                                  Auto correct error?
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                                  • 18teens
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #18
                                    I blame the parents for the way she was raised.

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                                    • gideongallery
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 7082

                                      #19
                                      1. open up the address book and look up the entry directly above and below dad
                                      2. beat their ass down.

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                                      • SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WarChild
                                        Boo Hoo, buttercup.
                                        I guess I dont fit in the porn world.... with people who say stuff like this.

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                                        • icymelon
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                                          • Dec 2007
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                                          #21
                                          not cool when 12 year olds are already sexually active. I'm all for more sex but somehow I suspect more kids @ 12 are not mature enough emotionally for that kind of stuff
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                                          • WarChild
                                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 17263

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SDA CASH
                                            I guess I dont fit in the porn world.... with people who say stuff like this.
                                            I think it's stupid and in poor taste also. I wouldn't say anything like that myself. However, as no damage was actually done, and it's not likely to encite damage, then who really cares what some retard posts on the Internet?

                                            Pick your battles.
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                                            • Jack Sparrow
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                                              #23
                                              Some people really need to read the titletext continueing into the thread text.

                                              Youve been trolled.

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                                              • brassmonkey
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                                                #24
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                                                • grumpy
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                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MediaGuy
                                                  what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...

                                                  :D
                                                  actually, thats sad
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                                                  • grumpy
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                                                    #26
                                                    how hard is it to read ??????????
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                                                    • TeenCat
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                                                      #27

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                                                      • Emil
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                                                        #28
                                                        Well, you should have bought her a HTC...
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                                                        • MediaGuy
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by grumpy
                                                          actually, thats sad
                                                          well it would be if it was completely true... I was just trying to make a point... duh

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                                                            • thickcash_amo
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                                                              #31
                                                              lol you gotta find a way for her to keep the phone if she is going to warn you your ex is coming over

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                                                              • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                #32

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                                                                • Vick!
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                                                  Some people really need to read the titletext continueing into the thread text.

                                                                  Youve been trolled.
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                                                                  • Nicky
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                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      lolol "heads up " loolol shut got it dehhhhhhhhhhhh

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                                                                        • Jman
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by - LOL -
                                                                          s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

                                                                          Mom's right, 12 year old should be out playing and living life... not be stuck on some phone and get a Text Addiction at that young age.
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                                                                          • camperjohn64
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by - LOL -
                                                                            s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

                                                                            Well what the fuck are you buying a 12 year old a phone for? Just because all her friends have one?

                                                                            Did you get her a gun too?
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                                                                              • cam_girls
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                                                                                • Apr 2009
                                                                                • 2968

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                lolol "heads up " loolol shut got it dehhhhhhhhhhhh

                                                                                Sounds like Juicy is about to come online..

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                                                                                • bloggerz
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • xsabn
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    wtf is this?

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by xsabn
                                                                                      wtf is this?
                                                                                      quoted for truth

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                                                                                      • rogueteens
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                                                                                        • Jul 2006
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                                                                        Some people really need to read the titletext continueing into the thread text.

                                                                                        Youve been trolled.
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                                                                                        • dave90210
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                                                                                          #45


                                                                                          Originally posted by - LOL -
                                                                                          s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

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                                                                                          • Jman
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                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                            • 22838

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by rogueteens
                                                                                            LOL, i didnt get it until you mentioned that!
                                                                                            Damn you need to read threads better brother
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                                                                                            • kristin
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by rogueteens
                                                                                              LOL, i didnt get it until you mentioned that!
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