I got pulled over tonight and there's no ticket

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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057

    #1

    I got pulled over tonight and there's no ticket

    I FINALLY caught a break in Kansas
    A fucking mazing

    On my way back from seeing a lady friend. Didn't even make it out of town and I cause a rolling stop. The second I take off is when I see the officers car all blacked out and dark over to my left. Hell. Then a split second later red white and blue like a fourth of july.

    So hand on the wheel another resting by the mirror half out the window. How are you, fine, and you, that kind of thing. Then I have to go into my wallet for my license and of course I happen to have almost fifty twenties in there. Oh christ it's midnight and an officer just sees me with a wallet full of twenties. Great.

    He tells me why he pulled me over, I don't admit things or talk to police but feel like agreeing is a good idea (I have a sense for that shit sometimes) ... yeah, I sure did (it was a rolling stop he was talking about)

    The guy comes back and says something about a warning, never asks to search, doesn't try any shady shit, nothing.... real nice guy.. and I caught a break in Kansas


    For some reason I get along real well with police officers, judges, etc
  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #2
    Cool story bro, are twenties illegal now or something? Or do you sell WEED?
    https://porncorporation.com

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    • MrMaxwell
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2005
      • 10057

      #3
      Originally posted by alias
      Cool story bro, are twenties illegal now or something? Or do you sell WEED?
      Well, think like the officer thinks.. and think where I live..

      What's this guy doing, he's got to be thinking

      He asks where I'm coming from and I truthfully respond "From seeing a lady friend"

      If you're him and you see me at that hour with that much cash on me around here ...

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      • MrMaxwell
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2005
        • 10057

        #4
        I don't have cool stories any more
        That's about as exciting as it gets around here

        LoL

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        • Oracle Porn
          Affiliate
          • Oct 2002
          • 24433

          #5
          So you were selling dime bags all day long and at the end of the day a cop pulled you over and you almost pissed your pants?


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          • BJ
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 5590

            #6
            you seem paranoid. I heard crystal meth can help with that.

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            • Antonio
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2001
              • 14136

              #7
              20s are bad, next time carry only 3 and 7 dollar bills, they don't look as suspicious as the 20s

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