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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
ah ahahahaaa... Made me spit my ice tea with that  |
That shit was for real. Funny as hell now, but not so funny when your laying on it all with your date. It was defiantly a mood killer.
I trained like a pro athlete at the time and cooked all of my own meals. 1 pan for the chicken, 1 pot for the vegetables, one pot for my rice or pasta, then 2 dishes and silver ware.
I would put that to soak for 10 minutes or so then wash it all up. But one time i got a phone call and then during the call a girl came by and we went out. Needless to say i forgot to wash all of my dishes.
Came home late, girl jump on me and wrapped her legs around my waist and i jumped onto the bed, then BAM!! Was all soaking wet after the jump. It was all tucked in nice and neat under my sheets and comforter water still in the pots and pans too.
Was a wood killer that night and i was pissed! But those were the rules. Wash your dishes or they would end up in your bed.
That was the 1st time and the last time that happened to me. Well, me jumping on the bed part.lol
The other funny rule was: Keep your clothes and personal things out of the common areas or they would get put in the trash can.
Cant tell you how many times i brought a girl home and we started out on the living room couch, the would move into the bedroom. Then in the morning the girl would go and look for the her purse, shoes and clothes and could not ever find them. Because they were not where she had left them.
I would tell her to check the trash and there, all of her things were, mixed in with last nights dinner scraps and trash. OUCH! This would happen at least 3 times a week. Things in the trash. My brother and roommate got up a 6am to go to work and would laugh there asses off as they were tossing my stuff and my dates stuff in the trash.
Was some fun times.
