FACT: There's more bacteria on your keyboard than your toilet!

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  • Pornwolf
    Drunk and Unruly
    • Jan 2002
    • 22712
    #1

    FACT: There's more bacteria on your keyboard than your toilet!

    That's the truth. There's more bacteria colonies in between the keys than on the toilet.

    That's especially true for adult webmasters who work on the computer all day and stop 3 times to wank off and come back to the computer without washing your hands.



    Keeping the keys clean is important. There's a trend that has people putting their keyboard in the dishwasher.

    I can't do that. How do you clean your keyboard?
    I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

    Webair, bitches.
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    • Barefootsies
      Choice is an Illusion
      • Feb 2005
      • 42635
      #2
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        • Silly Guy
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2007
          • 1421
          #3
          no surprise there...my keyboard is caked in dried cum crust

          I exchange it every month

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            • Silly Guy
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2007
              • 1421
              #4
              dp sowwy

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                • Jarmusch
                   
                  • May 2003
                  • 12479
                  #5
                  I thought cum killed bacteria?

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94115
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Barefootsies
                      !

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Jarmusch
                          I thought cum killed bacteria?
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                            • GatorB
                              The Demon & 12clicks
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208
                              #8
                              Of course who jacks off and eats on the toilet?

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                                • GatorB
                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 18208
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                  I can't do that. How do you clean your keyboard?
                                  Well I usually remove all the keys and clean each one and also the area under the keys on the keyboard. Nothing some q-tips and warm soapy water won't fix. Just a reminder have another keyboard handy so you can remember where each one goes.

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                                    • sugarlips
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 466
                                      #10
                                      Don't touch that hotel TV remote.
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                                        • luv$
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 6158
                                          #11
                                          Funny I just took apart my keyboard and threw it into the dishwasher this weekend.

                                          Worked great and went back together smoothly and I am very happy with it's cleanliness now.

                                          I have the fingerprint reader keyboard btw.
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                                            • Pornwolf
                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 22712
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by GatorB;
                                              Just a reminder have another keyboard handy so you can remember where each one goes.
                                              Heh, I didn't think about that.
                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                                • tony299
                                                  lurker
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 57021
                                                  #13
                                                  Also if I remember right the toilet seat is made of a material that cools down quickly so germs cant grow.

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                                                    • directfiesta
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 30184
                                                      #14
                                                      yerkkkk....

                                                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                        • K R I S T E N
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 2438
                                                          #15
                                                          yikes...thats scary
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                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 22712
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by luv$;
                                                              Funny I just took apart my keyboard and threw it into the dishwasher this weekend.

                                                              Worked great and went back together smoothly and I am very happy with it's cleanliness now.

                                                              I have the fingerprint reader keyboard btw.
                                                              No shit? It really worked?
                                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                                                • D
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                  • 7412
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Yeah - the dishwasher thing works fine.

                                                                  And, yeah - there's more bacteria on your keyboard than on even the typical public toilet... but it's all your germs.
                                                                  -D.
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                                                                    • boneprone
                                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 34415
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Get this......

                                                                      Cell Phones are three to four times more dirty than Keyboards!

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                                                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                                                        • carol.prime
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 6960
                                                                          #19
                                                                          maybe it depends on the person using it... but bro,

                                                                          thanks for the info!!!.
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                                                                            • Jimmy Rock
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 3055
                                                                              #20
                                                                              This is so true
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                                                                                • bu((aneer
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 651
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  FACT: A TV remote in a hotel room has more bateria than your toilet and keyboard combined!

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                                                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                                                       
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 12479
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by bu((aneer
                                                                                      FACT: A TV remote in a hotel room has more bateria than your toilet and keyboard combined!
                                                                                      That's why I always change the channels telephatically.

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                                                                                        • Violetta
                                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 28735
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          hmm... that sucks! I love to lick both!
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                                                                                            • Dvae
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 5326
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                              Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 22712
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  That's just fucking disgusting. Damn.
                                                                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                                    • shermo
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Who doesn't wash their hands after a good wank?

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