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  • sugarlips
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    • May 2003
    • 466

    #1

    If you had your own cell phone company...

    If you had your own cell phone company what features and services would you want?
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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    A sensor built in so when the user of the phone is being an annoying jerkoff with it, like driving like an idiot while yapping, answering a call and yapping while in a theatre, etc, a little robot arm with a hammer comes out of the back and smacks said idiot upside the head.
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    • sugarlips
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      • May 2003
      • 466

      #3
      Originally posted by CDSmith
      A sensor built in so when the user of the phone is being an annoying jerkoff with it, like driving like an idiot while yapping, answering a call and yapping while in a theatre, etc, a little robot arm with a hammer comes out of the back and smacks said idiot upside the head.
      OK... That's a good one.

      1. The Bitch Slap.
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      • LiveDose
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        • Feb 2002
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        #4
        Honesty in rate plans and some fucking customer service for a change.

        Unlimited calling at a reasonable rate.

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        • sugarlips
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          • May 2003
          • 466

          #5
          Originally posted by LiveDose
          Honesty in rate plans and some fucking customer service for a change.

          Unlimited calling at a reasonable rate.
          Both reasonable requests...

          So we have got...

          1. The Bitch Slap.
          2. Honest rate plans
          3. Decent Customer Service
          4. Unlimited Calling
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          • sextoyking
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            • Dec 2001
            • 6034

            #6
            Originally posted by LiveDose
            Honesty in rate plans and some fucking customer service for a change.

            Unlimited calling at a reasonable rate.
            Unlimited is coming soon. I think with Cricket doing it and expanding slowly there market - others will follow.
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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              I'm glad the bitch slap made it in there at #1.
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              • sugarlips
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                • May 2003
                • 466

                #8
                Originally posted by sextoyking
                Unlimited is coming soon. I think with Cricket doing it and expanding slowly there market - others will follow.
                I am curious to see what the big carriers are going to do with this. Just taking a quick look at Cricket I think they are an MVNO using Verizon as a back end. They also have a couple other brands. Jump... They are doing unlimited at $60/mo which is a good deal. I wonder where they are making their money back selling at a loss leader???
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                • sugarlips
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                  • May 2003
                  • 466

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  I'm glad the bitch slap made it in there at #1.
                  Number 1 with a bullet! Bang!
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                  • CDSmith
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2001
                    • 51460

                    #10
                    From purely an idiot end-user standpoint I'd personally love to see a plan that matches that of my digital phone/cable provider's plan, that being I currently enjoy unlimited calling to anywhere in N. America (all long distance in N. America is considered a local call), and a small per-minute rate to any other countries, all for a flat monthly rate. Currently I pay $40 per mth and nothing more, period, finito.

                    If there was a cell phone plan like that I would seriously consider getting rid of my digital land line altogether and just go with cellular.

                    Might be an outrageously stupid request but so what? That's what I'd like to see made available.

                    Now gimme. :D
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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Oh, and I'd like multiple phone units included in above-mentioned package.

                      Thank you. :D
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                      • sugarlips
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                        • May 2003
                        • 466

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        From purely an idiot end-user standpoint I'd personally love to see a plan that matches that of my digital phone/cable provider's plan, that being I currently enjoy unlimited calling to anywhere in N. America (all long distance in N. America is considered a local call), and a small per-minute rate to any other countries, all for a flat monthly rate. Currently I pay $40 per mth and nothing more, period, finito.

                        If there was a cell phone plan like that I would seriously consider getting rid of my digital land line altogether and just go with cellular.

                        Might be an outrageously stupid request but so what? That's what I'd like to see made available.

                        Now gimme. :D
                        Many of the local phone companies are doing that. I have my land line and cable through the same provider. I pay about the same. I'd rather have all my communication services in one tight bundle.

                        I don't think that is an outrageous request and I am going to figure out how to make that a reality.

                        If Cricket's biz model is sane. They may be on to something. I know I would have to make up that revenue somewhere. According to Cricket their users go through about 1500 minutes a month. They are public so I am going to look at their filings and find out more about them.

                        I really appreciate you piping in with input to this thread as I am not only a sex machine impresario I am now a private label phone god and want to offer as many different options as possible for people with a strong brands to market.
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                        • sugarlips
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                          • May 2003
                          • 466

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          Oh, and I'd like multiple phone units included in above-mentioned package.

                          Thank you. :D

                          The more the merrier
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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sugarlips
                            The more the merrier
                            Yeah, maybe something like "If you commit to 3 years of service at $40 per month we will throw in an extra two phone units (on the same plan) for free"

                            That would be good.


                            And it should go without saying that it should include everything... roaming, EVERYTHING. ANd I should never or at least rarely have trouble getting a signal, even in the middle of Sealfucker State Park, Alaska.


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                            • sugarlips
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                              • May 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              Yeah, maybe something like "If you commit to 3 years of service at $40 per month we will throw in an extra two phone units (on the same plan) for free"

                              That would be good.


                              And it should go without saying that it should include everything... roaming, EVERYTHING. ANd I should never or at least rarely have trouble getting a signal, even in the middle of Sealfucker State Park, Alaska.


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                              Oh, I see you have been to Sealfucker State Park, as well. Ever been to Penguin Bukkake National Glacier. The ice is very slippery.
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                              • J$tyle$
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                                • Apr 2003
                                • 11500

                                #16
                                free lifetime service for friends!

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sugarlips
                                  Oh, I see you have been to Sealfucker State Park, as well.
                                  Actually no, I've been holding off all this time because no one seems to be able to get a cell phone signal there. :D



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                                  Okay now I've crossed the line of good taste, right?
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                                  • pornguy
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                                    • Mar 2003
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                                    #18
                                    No contract.
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                                    • sugarlips
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                                      • May 2003
                                      • 466

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                      free lifetime service for friends!

                                      just for my 'special' friends.
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                                      • J$tyle$
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                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 11500

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sugarlips
                                        just for my 'special' friends.

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                                        • jonesonyou
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                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 3853

                                          #21
                                          I would sell the thing. All cell phones suck.

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                                          • LiveDose
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 25792

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pornguy
                                            No contract.

                                            Nice. Agreed, contracts only benefit the carriers. If we are locked in than we should be able to choose any phone for free. If a carrier is good then they will keep our business.

                                            Similar racket to hosting contracts.

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