Oh yes....They don't call me Legendary for nothing. Hey, bros and haters. As you know in the pursuit of the almighty dollar. You know the same dollar I would pimp my mother out for, I've been approached by a very distinguished organization to help sponsor their various causes.
As you know, I support ASACP. It doesn't matter that my company advertises on CP torrent sites. It's not my business to know what these people are selling. It's my business to fatten up my wallet, so fuck you haters.
Palo Alto, California- In a groundbreaking move, Adult innovator Legendary Liars has entered into a partnership with NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association).
Marketing director Legendary Liars said. "NAMBLA are stand up guys and top notch bros. I mean I have no trouble taking traffic from CP torrent sites so I figured these guys would be a great additions to the bros at those sites."
NAMBLA president Dick Van Ram Cock (Not his real name)"Legendary Liars is a legend and an absolute saint. Our friends at the CP torrent sites speak so highly of him. He also bought all our drinks at the bar last night. He's great!"
A reporter asked if representing ASACP and NAMBLA was a conflict of interest.
"Of course not," Legendary Liars assured the reporters. "There's nothing wrong with playing both sides of the fence. It's making me money. Let's face it, NAMBLA members are the ones surfing these so called bad CP torrent sites. Maybe they'll click on our banner and give our dating service a try. I'll take traffic from anyone. Anyone know any good snuff film makers looking for banners for their websites? I'll take their traffic."
As you know, I support ASACP. It doesn't matter that my company advertises on CP torrent sites. It's not my business to know what these people are selling. It's my business to fatten up my wallet, so fuck you haters.
Palo Alto, California- In a groundbreaking move, Adult innovator Legendary Liars has entered into a partnership with NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association).
Marketing director Legendary Liars said. "NAMBLA are stand up guys and top notch bros. I mean I have no trouble taking traffic from CP torrent sites so I figured these guys would be a great additions to the bros at those sites."
NAMBLA president Dick Van Ram Cock (Not his real name)"Legendary Liars is a legend and an absolute saint. Our friends at the CP torrent sites speak so highly of him. He also bought all our drinks at the bar last night. He's great!"
A reporter asked if representing ASACP and NAMBLA was a conflict of interest.
"Of course not," Legendary Liars assured the reporters. "There's nothing wrong with playing both sides of the fence. It's making me money. Let's face it, NAMBLA members are the ones surfing these so called bad CP torrent sites. Maybe they'll click on our banner and give our dating service a try. I'll take traffic from anyone. Anyone know any good snuff film makers looking for banners for their websites? I'll take their traffic."
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