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  • CLOWNACT
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 161

    #1

    Fucking Fat Crack Whore

    Me: Hello
    Me: hello
    Miranda: hey
    Me: whats up?
    Miranda: nm u?
    Me: well
    Me: I was looking at your pics your really big
    Miranda: oh yea?
    Me: well yes and dont take this to be offensive
    Me: but I like your blonde friend in your main pic alot is
    she dating anyone?
    Me: ?
    Miranda: yea
    Miranda: she has 12
    Me: 12?
    Me: boyfriends?
    Miranda: yea
    Me: WOW holy shit!
    Me: how many do you have?
    Miranda: 0\
    Me:
    Me: that isnt fair does she ever flaunt them in front of
    you?
    Miranda: all the time...im so jealous She lets me watch them.
    Me: well maybe you should change your appearance a
    little
    Miranda: how should i do that?
    Me: well you look like the girl from the "Brady
    Bunch"meets Paris Hilton or some shit
    Miranda: huh?
    Me: Maybe you should Bleach out your hair and loose
    some friggin weight huh?
    Me: Thats what is in dont you know?
    Miranda: but i dont wanna be "in" i like to be myself
    Me: well alot of girls get alot of dick is what Im saying
    and it doesnt look like its you
    Me: go ahead and ask her if you dont beleive me
    Me: your a little bit CHUNKY huh?
    Miranda: yea well i like being "CHUNKY"....at least i dont
    look like i do a pound of crack everyday like her I weigh 360.
    Me:well ask her how good it feels to get a big cock rammed
    in her ass next time you talk with her.
    Me: something you will never know of
    Me: Im sure she will tell you its great
    Me: just think you FAT girls should get a friggin GRIP
    Miranda: then how do u know shes gunna tell me its
    great?
    Me: just ask her
    Miranda: a grip on what?
    Me: A stairmaster
    Me: something Jesus
    Me: a COCK
    Me: ask her how it feels to have a cock in each hand
    while she is completley riding one
    Miranda: I dont know wut that feels like
    Miranda: and getting a big cock rammed in ur ass
    Miranda: is it great?
    Me: No Im a giver not a taker babe ask her.
    Miranda: how bout i get a grip on a burger?
    Me: well tell her Im on if she wants to get at me
    Me: make it a quarter pounder babe
    Me: lol
    Miranda: yea i think shes good with crack heads she smokes alot of it
    Me: well she looks like she might like the pleasure
    Miranda: umm.....she gets enough pleasure i think her
    hand would do better for her than u ne day
    Me: well whores cant ever get enough didnt you know?
    Me: Is that your gig?
    Me: take a picture of you(the fat girl) and some skank?
    Me: boost up your ratings?
    Miranda: yea
    Me: have you ever watched her suck a cock?
    Miranda: yea all the time all 1 at the same time
    Miranda: 12*
    Me: so shes into GANGBANGS huh?
    Miranda: yea but only from her boyfriends .
    Me: Well I wouldnt touch you or
    your SKANK friend with a ten foot dick!!!!!!!
    Me: Im not into Fat Asses with Skanky friends
    Me: hey
    Miranda: well i love my skanky friend
    Me: whats your favorite McDonalds food?
    Miranda: everything
    Me: LOL I bet
    Me: get some extra cheese on that burger next time and
    add some more
    Miranda: i do allthe time
    Me: its only 20 more cents if you can afford it
    Last edited by CLOWNACT; 06-17-2007, 12:49 PM.
  • CLOWNACT
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 161

    #2

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    • KILL_FRENZY
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 6184

      #3

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      • CLOWNACT
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jun 2007
        • 161

        #4
        Me: Did you get her #?
        Me: for me?
        Miranda: i have her number
        Miranda: y do u wanna know?
        Me: lol well yes i would like to
        Miranda: well too bad
        Me: too bad for what?
        Miranda: ur not gtting her number
        Me: I dont wanna throw my hot dog down that hall way
        sorry
        Miranda: i love hot dogs
        Me: I bet

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        • CLOWNACT
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2007
          • 161

          #5
          Me: Do you eat alot of Pizza?
          Miranda: yea
          Me: What kinds?
          Me: Ever had "The Geat Mushroom Head"?
          Miranda: yea

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          • CLOWNACT
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jun 2007
            • 161

            #6
            Me: Why did you let yourself get so fat?
            Miranda: well.....when i was younger i broke a few ribs
            and so i figured if i get fat it wont happen again so i
            wanted padding
            Me: does it feel good when you go out with your Skank
            friend and she gets all the dick?
            Miranda: yea
            Me: you like watching?
            Me: eating Burgers from the sidelines?
            Miranda: yea

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            • Subtle
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2007
              • 2005

              #7
              WOW!!! What an unique thread!!! Keep it up!!!

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              • Emil
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2007
                • 5655

                #8
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                • Sebastian Sands
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5223

                  #9
                  you do your nickname honor.. idiot

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                  • CLOWNACT
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 161

                    #10


                    Me: God you are fat huh?
                    Miranda: yup
                    Me: I just wanted to know what is your favorite food?
                    Miranda: everything
                    Me: I bet FAT ASS!!!!!!

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                    • shekinah
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 8452

                      #11
                      That was a very funny conversation!

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                      • CLOWNACT
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 161

                        #12
                        It was mailed to me this morning

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                        • CLOWNACT
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 161

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shekinah
                          That was a very funny conversation!
                          This morning it was mailed to me.

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