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  • OneBallJohn
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    • May 2002
    • 262

    #151
    this is ehter varry funny or varry sad i am not sure witch.

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    • Keev
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      • May 2001
      • 5335

      #152
      they stuffed his anal pipe full of tomales
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      • Sly_RJ
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        • Feb 2002
        • 17042

        #153
        Originally posted by OneBallJohn
        this is ehter varry funny or varry sad i am not sure witch.
        Can't it be both?
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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #154
          IMPORTANT UPDATE:
          -------------------------

          Mr. Matthews has been incarcerated for a range of offenses including narcotics violations and weapons offenses according to my people at Optical Amplitude/Mexico Branch Office. Additional charges are pending for assault, fraud and theft.

          Mexican prisons, officially known as Centers for Social Readaptation, are commonly overcrowded, filthy and dangerous and they are frequently staffed by undertrained and corrupt guards.

          The state penitentiary in Tijuana, for example, where 157 Americans are held, was built to hold 1,800 inmates but currently has 4,300. The prison, where Aaron is being held, was built to accommodate 200 prisoners but now holds nearly 1,200. A solid block of forbidding whitewashed concrete walls topped with razor wire, this prison's upper stories have only barred, open slits for ventilation, and prisoners stuff blankets and newspapers into them to try to defeat the winter cold. Prisoners complain that they must buy food, medicine and other necessities from guards, or bribe guards to allow the goods to be brought in.

          We got a quote from Aaron on the only five minute visit we were allowed. "You could get whiskey, drugs, women, whatever you wanted, as long as you had the money, but without my money or my bitches, I'm beginning to starve to death in here." - Aaron M.

          Drug and alcohol abuse is rampant and guards there supply 40 percent of the illegal drugs smuggled into the prisons while inmates lack drinking water. The corruption and poor conditions have led to riots that endanger inmates.

          Authorities stormed the prison with federal troops after riots broke out led by none other than our own Aaron. Ten prisoners were killed and dozens injured when Mr. Matthews went on an all out ballistic escape attempt.

          Mexican efforts to curb gun smuggling and drug trafficking are using this incident as an example to all visitors to Mexico. That's right. Aaron is to be made an example of. United States officials visited Mr. Matthews twice after his arrest. He appeared to be under the influence of drugs on the first visit, they said, and was uncooperative on the second. They said he refused to sign a Privacy Act waiver that would have allowed them to work on his case. During the night of May 20th, Mr. Matthews became agitated and wandered around the cell where he was being held with 60 other inmates, according to Mexican officials. Mumbling incoherently, the officials said, he stumbled repeatedly over prisoners who were trying to sleep.

          At least four prisoners and one guard severely beat Mr. Matthews, who then lay unconscious until he was taken to a hospital on May 21st, where he was pronounced dead.

          Mexican officials have pledged to prosecute those responsible.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • jimmy3way
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            • Sep 2001
            • 2508

            #155
            This reminds me of that guy who got locked up in Nogales, Sonora for having one bullet in his car.
            One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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            • TheSpaceBulldog
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              • Dec 2001
              • 1103

              #156
              Legends like AaronM do not die. THEY MULTIPLY
              #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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              • Kimmykim
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                • Jun 2001
                • 16015

                #157
                Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
                Legends like AaronM do not die. THEY MULTIPLY

                Especially when their other nicks are posting for them since theirs got banned...

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                • Keev
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                  • May 2001
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                  #158
                  Multiply? I think we're on the cloning era now
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                  • TheSpaceBulldog
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                    • Dec 2001
                    • 1103

                    #159
                    Originally posted by Kimmykim



                    Especially when their other nicks are posting for them since theirs got banned...
                    Yeah, he is a kinda crazy mofo like that ain't he? Gotta love him!
                    #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                    • Kimmykim
                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 16015

                      #160
                      Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog


                      Yeah, he is a kinda crazy mofo like that ain't he? Gotta love him!
                      I'm still trying to figure out why you kept on til you got banned in the first place. Next week I'll work on why you bother posting under your alternate name.

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                      • Jamie
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                        • Apr 2001
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                        #161
                        Originally posted by Kimmykim


                        I'm still trying to figure out why you kept on til you got banned in the first place. Next week I'll work on why you bother posting under your alternate name.

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                        • TheSpaceBulldog
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                          #162
                          Originally posted by Kimmykim


                          I'm still trying to figure out why you kept on til you got banned in the first place. Next week I'll work on why you bother posting under your alternate name.
                          Ya got the wrong guy babe. Keep fishing.
                          #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #163
                            show her yer nuts!
                            SIG TOO BIG

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                            • Sly_RJ
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 17042

                              #164
                              You don't know me! You don't know me!
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                              • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                • Dec 2001
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                                #165
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                show her yer nuts!

                                DUDE! I had misplaced them for a bit. Thanks for the reminder.

                                #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                • Splicer
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 198

                                  #166
                                  Hey guys!

                                  I know a lawyer in Baja.
                                  Are we rich yet?

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #167
                                    just look at them black beauties!!!
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 1103

                                      #168
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      just look at them black beauties!!!
                                      Suckable ain't they?
                                      #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                      • Amputate Your Head
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                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #169
                                        Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog


                                        Suckable ain't they?
                                        speaking of chocolate salty balls....

                                        Chocolate Salty Balls
                                        ----------------------------------
                                        Ingredients:

                                        2 T. cinammon
                                        2-3 egg whites
                                        1/2 stick of butter (melted)
                                        1 c. flour
                                        1/4 c. unsweetened chocolate
                                        1/2 c. brandy (ok, maybe ALOT more brandy)
                                        1-2 bag(s) sugar
                                        pinch vanilla

                                        Instructions:

                                        Stir in first three ingredients with a wooden spoon in a bowl
                                        Stir in the flour
                                        Mix in remaining ingredients
                                        Grease the cookie sheet
                                        Preheat oven to 350 F
                                        Roll into balls, place on cookie sheet
                                        Cook and Chill
                                        Nutritional Information:

                                        Packed full of vitamins
                                        High in fiber


                                        They're good for you!
                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                        • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 1103

                                          #170
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                          speaking of chocolate salty balls....

                                          Chocolate Salty Balls
                                          ----------------------------------
                                          Ingredients:

                                          2 T. cinammon
                                          2-3 egg whites
                                          1/2 stick of butter (melted)
                                          1 c. flour
                                          1/4 c. unsweetened chocolate
                                          1/2 c. brandy (ok, maybe ALOT more brandy)
                                          1-2 bag(s) sugar
                                          pinch vanilla

                                          Instructions:

                                          Stir in first three ingredients with a wooden spoon in a bowl
                                          Stir in the flour
                                          Mix in remaining ingredients
                                          Grease the cookie sheet
                                          Preheat oven to 350 F
                                          Roll into balls, place on cookie sheet
                                          Cook and Chill
                                          Nutritional Information:

                                          Packed full of vitamins
                                          High in fiber


                                          They're good for you!
                                          Spoken like a true Chef.
                                          #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                          • TheSpaceBulldog
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 1103

                                            #171
                                            Hey everybody have you seen my balls? Their big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth!

                                            OOOOOh Suck on my chocolate salty balls. Stick em in your mouth and SUCK EM!
                                            #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                            • Jamie
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 2517

                                              #172
                                              When's the BBQ?
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                                              • Kimmykim
                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 16015

                                                #173
                                                Originally posted by Jamie



                                                Player Hater!
                                                Blow me little man.

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                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                  There can be only one
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075

                                                  #174
                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                  Blow me little man.


                                                  daaaaayyyyuuuuum!!!


                                                  that's a bitch-slappin' if I ever seen one!
                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                  • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 1103

                                                    #175
                                                    Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                    Blow me little man.
                                                    Where does the line start?

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                                                    Last edited by TheSpaceBulldog; 05-22-2002, 09:04 PM.
                                                    #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                    • Sly_RJ
                                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 17042

                                                      #176
                                                      Quit stealing the thread! I miss Aaron!
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                                                      • baddog
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 107089

                                                        #177
                                                        Originally posted by Ludedude


                                                        CNN has some video
                                                        think that was Chandra Levy, not Aaron that they had film of, at least I hope it was not Aaron's skull

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089

                                                          #178
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                          Drug and alcohol abuse is rampant and guards there supply 40 percent of the illegal drugs smuggled into the prisons while inmates lack drinking water.
                                                          Inmates lack drinking water? Why should they be any different than anyone else in TJ? The last thing anyone would want to do in TJ is drink the water. Why do you think tequila is so popular?

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                                                          • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 1103

                                                            #179
                                                            TJ Water kicks ass y'all!
                                                            #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #180
                                                              Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
                                                              TJ Water kicks ass y'all!
                                                              yeah, I think that is the major complaint

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                                                              • DPlayMax
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                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 699

                                                                #181
                                                                i thought that he was busted a long long long time ago..
                                                                The #1 rule of GFY is not to spam other boards.

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                                                                • Jamie
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                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 2517

                                                                  #182
                                                                  Originally posted by DPlayMax
                                                                  i thought that he was busted a long long long time ago..
                                                                  Which rock did you just crawl out from? hehe
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                                                                  • ADIDAS
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                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                    • 638

                                                                    #183
                                                                    Hey I finally was able to get ahold of Aaron's sister. She has been in Mexico and her cell phone would not work. But she says that their attorney is working hard with the american embassy and that they may be able to get him freed by next week.

                                                                    She also said they were finally able to get to see him and that he was alive but badly abused by both inmates and custody.

                                                                    Lets hope that the attorneys can get him home....
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                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 19814

                                                                      #184
                                                                      Originally posted by ADIDAS

                                                                      She also said they were finally able to get to see him and that he was alive but badly abused by both inmates and custody.
                                                                      translation: his hiney hurts.
                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                      • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 1103

                                                                        #185
                                                                        Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                        translation: his hiney hurts.
                                                                        No good. NO FUCKING GOOD!
                                                                        #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                        • Darren
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                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 5994

                                                                          #186
                                                                          they must have ICQ installed in his prison cell then cus i was chatting to him on it yesterday.


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                                                                          • TheEnforcer
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                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                            • 2855

                                                                            #187
                                                                            Originally posted by Funbrunette
                                                                            Ok, that's it...No more eating before hitting this board!
                                                                            No shit. Fuck, if people are gonna post shit like that Lens should get rid of that fucking feature.

                                                                            Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

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                                                                            • Kimmykim
                                                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 16015

                                                                              #188
                                                                              Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.

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                                                                              • Steve
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 6894

                                                                                #189
                                                                                Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.
                                                                                that is really the best part of this whole thread

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                                                                                • TheSpaceBulldog
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 1103

                                                                                  #190
                                                                                  Originally posted by Steve


                                                                                  that is really the best part of this whole thread
                                                                                  I agree 100%
                                                                                  #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                                  • Jamie
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 2517

                                                                                    #191
                                                                                    Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                    Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.
                                                                                    1 down!
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                                                                                    • pimpdog
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 400

                                                                                      #192
                                                                                      fuck aaaaaaronM, he is a fucking idiot and all the BP4L faggots that pretend to be pimpin, stfu and get over yourselves.

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                                                                                      • TDF
                                                                                        Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                        • 27296

                                                                                        #193
                                                                                        Originally posted by pimpdog
                                                                                        fuck aaaaaaronM, he is a fucking idiot and all the BP4L faggots that pretend to be pimpin, stfu and get over yourselves.
                                                                                        Pimpin is hard to when your 3rd leg is draggin the ground too bad some of us will never enjoy this wonderful euphonic experience...no cookie for u before bed faggot now clean my black boots before the sky is will be raining with your crimson tears
                                                                                        Sig heil

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                                                                                        • Jamie
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                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 2517

                                                                                          #194
                                                                                          I'm starting to think this is a Lensman conspiracy. Who told Lensman we were going to be in TJ? I'm pretty sure he paid the officials to arrest him.
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                                                                                          • Sly_RJ
                                                                                            Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 17042

                                                                                            #195
                                                                                            Originally posted by Jamie
                                                                                            I'm starting to think this is a Lensman conspiracy. Who told Lensman we were going to be in TJ? I'm pretty sure he paid the officials to arrest him.
                                                                                            I didn't mean to squeal, but Cheshire showed me her tits! Can you blame me?
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                                                                                            • SFBU
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                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 494

                                                                                              #196
                                                                                              Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                                              I didn't mean to squeal, but Cheshire showed me her tits! Can you blame me?
                                                                                              And all this time I thought that Cheshire was a guy.

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                                                                                              • Cheshire
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                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 5738

                                                                                                #197
                                                                                                Did I just see The Space Bulldog's nut sack??


                                                                                                And what would make you think I was a GUY SFBU


                                                                                                just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                                • Sly_RJ
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 17042

                                                                                                  #198
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SFBU


                                                                                                  And all this time I thought that Cheshire was a guy.
                                                                                                  I should kick your ass for such a rude comment about my woman...

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                                                                                                  • Jamie
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                                    • 2517

                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                    Originally posted by SFBU


                                                                                                    And all this time I thought that Cheshire was a guy.
                                                                                                    Cheshire is a Girl? I need proof, pics please!
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                                                                                                    • Cheshire
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 5738

                                                                                                      #200
                                                                                                      I don't like needy men Jaimie...


                                                                                                      just a little bit naughty

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