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  • rdunn404
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 999

    #1

    I hate it when surfers....

    ...sign up for your email list as [email protected].

    ...think YOU'RE the sexy girl on the site and send you love letters and poetry.

    ...email you saying they "lost their username and password to your site, please send"...yeah right.

    ...have business propositions on how you could 'really make money' if you teamed up with them.

    ...copy your site ideas, start their own on Geocities, then have the nerve to ask for a link trade.

    Can't think of any more right now...feel free to add your own!

    R DUNN
  • DarkJedi
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #2
    ...think YOU'RE the sexy girl on the site and send you love letters and poetry.
    ha ha - i get those too, hilarious shit (what's even funnier, is that I get these mails on nude celeb sites - like Natalie Portman )

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      and why exactly do you hate that?

      if they think some hot babe is running the site, dude.... let 'em have their fantasy.... ever here of retention?

      fuck.... I would REPLY to those emails and talk dirty to them if that's what it took.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • FATPad
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 6693

        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        and why exactly do you hate that?

        if they think some hot babe is running the site, dude.... let 'em have their fantasy.... ever here of retention?

        fuck.... I would REPLY to those emails and talk dirty to them if that's what it took.
        I'll pass this up for now.
        <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by FATPad


          I'll pass this up for now.
          I'll still talk dirty to you too.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • [Labret]
            Registered User
            • May 2001
            • 10945

            #6
            "I never joined midgetdonkeyfucking.com! My 14 year old son got my card and joined. Please refund my money".

            Yeah, I havent heard that one 1000 times.

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            • dipshit moron retard
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 667

              #7
              right on amp.

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              • FATPad
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2001
                • 6693

                #8
                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                I'll still talk dirty to you too.
                Will you still wear this, you fruitloop?

                <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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                • mike503
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 2243

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                  I'll still talk dirty to you too.
                  does this go for any of us?
                  php/mysql guru. hosting, coding, all that jazz.

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                  • NetRodent
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 3985

                    #10
                    Originally posted by [Labret]
                    "I never joined midgetdonkeyfucking.com! My 14 year old son got my card and joined. Please refund my money".

                    Yeah, I havent heard that one 1000 times.
                    We once had a woman claim her 5 year old used her credit to sign up. I really wanted to say, "Look lady if he's 5 and knows how to use a credit card and spell your postal address and email
                    you'd better not piss him off by cutting off his porn supply. He's obviously a lot smarter than you are."

                    Here's one of my recent favorites:
                    TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN. I'M WRITTEN THIS LETTER BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO BE AN ACTOR ON YOUR WEB SITE IF IT IS POSSIBLE? I NEVER DONE PORN BEFORE BUT I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT DOING IT SINCE I LOVE SEX SUCH MUCH AND COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH OF IT. I'M A 26YR OLD BLK/MAN, 6'1 190PDS, MEDIUM BUILT, CARMEL SKIN TONE AND VERY ATTRACTIVE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD THAT I LOOK GOOD BY LOTS OF WOMEN OF ALL RACES, AND I NOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMEN IN THE MIND,HEART AND THE BED OR WHERE EVER WE ARE MAKING LOVE. I ALSO LIKE TO WRITE POETRY IN MY SPARE
                    TIME. SO TO WHOM EVER GET THIS LETTER I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR A RESPONSE FROM YOU IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.
                    And another that's just plain weird. WTF is with that list of sites?

                    hello

                    i am rocky.my age is 22.sex is my passion.it is heart of my life.i
                    am fashinated to sex from my childhood.i have been masturbating science from class(five).i have seen more than 200 blue films. i have done a lot of studies on sex & sex crime stories.i have also a good experience in various intresting,sexcy,nasty gestures. groupsex is my fovourite.i eat sex,drink sex, think sex,dream sex,feel sex,breath sex,view sex & only sex.... sex.....and sex ..... i am also a student of multimedia & practised many photoshop like: ADOBE PHOTOSHOP(6.0)(5.0),ULEAD ,PS-SUDIO,JASC PHOTOSHOP ETC..so i can do morphing easily.

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                    AND MANY MORE......

                    BUT your site is one of the best adultsites i have ever visited.


                    now i want to be a model in adultsite & make it as my
                    profession to earn money .i am also interested to act in adultfilms. how can i do this.....?
                    (I AM FAIR,HANDSOME & SEXY.)

                    i have agreat colection of nude photographs.

                    i am also very very interested to know about these adultsites & adultfilms,how these are made,how the photoes are collected,how the models work,how much they can earn,what are the formalities to be model,what are its transaction method,what are its legal formalities ,its effect onhealth,about nationality,confidentsiality etc.. etc...so please explain me in detail, so that i can take proper stepes .

                    my id is: [email_address_removed]

                    mail me back soon.......

                    .......waiting for your ur mail
                    "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                    --H.L. Mencken

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                    • Theo
                      HAL 9000
                      • May 2001
                      • 34515

                      #11
                      wow

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                      • Amputate Your Head
                        There can be only one
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 39075

                        #12
                        that's the longest post I'll probly never read....
                        SIG TOO BIG

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                        • Roxxy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 602

                          #13
                          Great thread!
                          LMAO
                          Keep em coming!

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                          • Sly_RJ
                            Live Hard - Die Hard
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 17042

                            #14
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                            My last girlfriend said I was an animal in bed. Please, somebody, tell me how to show the world my special skills and talents.
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                            • volante
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2940

                              #15
                              Originally posted by [Labret]
                              "I never joined midgetdonkeyfucking.com! My 14 year old son got my card and joined. Please refund my money".

                              Yeah, I havent heard that one 1000 times.
                              Point out that credit card fraud is a federal offence and that you have contacted the police and her credit card company, have sent them her son's details and fully intent to prosecute him...

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                              • chodadog
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 9736

                                #16
                                Originally posted by volante


                                Point out that credit card fraud is a federal offence and that you have contacted the police and her credit card company, have sent them her son's details and fully intent to prosecute him...
                                lol
                                26 + 6 = 1

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                                • [Labret]
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 10945

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by volante


                                  Point out that credit card fraud is a federal offence and that you have contacted the police and her credit card company, have sent them her son's details and fully intent to prosecute him...
                                  Oh christ, you should read my responses. I treat a bullshit surfer like a red headed israeli newbie.

                                  Esp people who dont even bother with the bullshit stories about uncle Kevin using their card to buy tranny porn, the ones that set me off are the ones that start instantly with the threats.

                                  People who are upset at one thing or another, whether it be a rebill or content complaint or server speed or anything that is a bullshit ploy to get money refunded, and these people seem to always start off with threats. Calling the FBI, the police, they are a lawyer, their dad is a lawyer, they will track me down, shoot my dog... you name it, I have heard it.

                                  I go apeshit on those people. 95% of the time after I go off on Joe AOL Newbie for whatever reason, they never write back and I never hear from them again.

                                  If you run any sort pay site, small or large.. you have to know what I am talking about.

                                  The average surfer has the iq of stump, and he should probably die. I cant do my own customer service anymore because I cant stand talking to people over email. But then again, I cant really stand talking to people period.

                                  Porn surfers though. My bread and butter, I hate them. All of them.

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                                  • quiet
                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 25115

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by [Labret]
                                    If you run any sort pay site, small or large.. you have to know what I am talking about.[/B]
                                    Big Time. i don't deal with cust serv at all anymore, but i remember what it was like.
                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                    • ADIDAS
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 638

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NetRodent
                                      We once had a woman claim her 5 year old used her credit to sign up. I really wanted to say, "Look lady if he's 5 and knows how to use a credit card and spell your postal address and email
                                      you'd better not piss him off by cutting off his porn supply. He's obviously a lot smarter than you are."

                                      Here's one of my recent favorites:

                                      quote:
                                      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                      TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN. I'M WRITTEN THIS LETTER BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO BE AN ACTOR ON YOUR WEB SITE IF IT IS POSSIBLE? I NEVER DONE PORN BEFORE BUT I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT DOING IT SINCE I LOVE SEX SUCH MUCH AND COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH OF IT. I'M A 26YR OLD BLK/MAN, 6'1 190PDS, MEDIUM BUILT, CARMEL SKIN TONE AND VERY ATTRACTIVE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD THAT I LOOK GOOD BY LOTS OF WOMEN OF ALL RACES, AND I NOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMEN IN THE MIND,HEART AND THE BED OR WHERE EVER WE ARE MAKING LOVE. I ALSO LIKE TO WRITE POETRY IN MY SPARE
                                      TIME. SO TO WHOM EVER GET THIS LETTER I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR A RESPONSE FROM YOU IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.

                                      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------



                                      And another that's just plain weird. WTF is with that list of sites?


                                      quote:
                                      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                      hello

                                      i am rocky.my age is 22.sex is my passion.it is heart of my life.i
                                      am fashinated to sex from my childhood.i have been masturbating science from class(five).i have seen more than 200 blue films. i have done a lot of studies on sex & sex crime stories.i have also a good experience in various intresting,sexcy,nasty gestures. groupsex is my fovourite.i eat sex,drink sex, think sex,dream sex,feel sex,breath sex,view sex & only sex.... sex.....and sex ..... i am also a student of multimedia & practised many photoshop like: ADOBE PHOTOSHOP(6.0)(5.0),ULEAD ,PS-SUDIO,JASC PHOTOSHOP ETC..so i can do morphing easily.

                                      i regularly visit different adult sites some of them are:

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                                      AND MANY MORE......

                                      BUT your site is one of the best adultsites i have ever visited.


                                      now i want to be a model in adultsite & make it as my
                                      profession to earn money .i am also interested to act in adultfilms. how can i do this.....?
                                      (I AM FAIR,HANDSOME & SEXY.)

                                      i have agreat colection of nude photographs.

                                      i am also very very interested to know about these adultsites & adultfilms,how these are made,how the photoes are collected,how the models work,how much they can earn,what are the formalities to be model,what are its transaction method,what are its legal formalities ,its effect onhealth,about nationality,confidentsiality etc.. etc...so please explain me in detail, so that i can take proper stepes .

                                      my id is: [email_address_removed]

                                      mail me back soon.......

                                      .......waiting for your ur mail
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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #20
                                        damn dude..... that thing was long enough the first time.... you needed to quote the whole thing??
                                        SIG TOO BIG

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