What's the wierdest phone call you have gotten recently?

I cant remember the last odd phone call besides spam. Now that I think about it, I havent been prank called in ages either.

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Weirdest phone call I got, was when I was working as a mechanic at a mountain bike shop... was one of those relay services for the deaf, where they type to an operator, and the operator relays what they type to you. They operator legally has to say exactly what the person types, no matter what.

It sounded shady from the get-go, and this person was trying to buy about 10 bikes over the phone, with a credit card, which we couldnt do. I kept telling them, that they would have to come down to the shop to make a purchase with a credit card, and they got increasingly frustrated.

At the end of the call the operator had to call me all kinds of names.. forgot exactly what it was, but it was along the lines of "you shitcock motherfucker, fuck you and go to hell!". She did it with a very nice tone of voice though:P

Thought Provoking!

when someone called me and invited me to have a sex on phone!!!...
and then i told him "c'mon fuck me now... be sure i can here your cock lol!, insert that on the mouth piece"...after that he hanged up...kinda weird!!!

he didn't hang up, he was fucking the mouthpiece.....