How come the SILVER SURFER has no penis???????????

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    How come the SILVER SURFER has no penis???????????

    hmmmmmmmmmm
  • Funbrunette
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 4834

    #2
    I shit you not I was thinking the same thing to myself the other day...lol
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    • budz
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      • Sep 2003
      • 4230

      #3
      juicy need ta quit lookin fo mo p. nis

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      • lbc213
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        • Sep 2006
        • 2673

        #4
        wow I must be as gay as you Juicy cause i was thinking the same thing the other day LOL

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        • Juicy D. Links
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          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          btw he has no testicles also

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          • lbc213
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2673

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            btw he has no testicles also
            I have them in a pickle jar, I take them out every now and then to have a sniff.

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            • Funbrunette
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 4834

              #7
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              btw he has no testicles also

              Well can you have testicules and no penis? Always thought they came as a package deal...No pun intended

              Unless you have a REALLY small dick and I mean small
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              • Mighty Chin
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                • Aug 2003
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                #8
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                • D
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                  • Jan 2006
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                  #9
                  What do you think that surfboard of his is?
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                  • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 3550

                    #10
                    he's too busy finding planets for Galactus to eat to bother with a penis.
                    gone. long gone.

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                    • munki
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393

                      #11
                      Maybe he tucks?

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                      • nosey
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                        #12

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                        • dougeetx
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                          • Apr 2002
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                          #13
                          He has an "inny" penis. It sits inside until he needs it and then it comes on like a champion!
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                          • Rattlehead
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                            • Mar 2003
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                            #14
                            He lost it in a bizarre chroming accident
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                            • TimBlaze
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                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1625

                              #15
                              because he is not a real man
                              Roll that shit, light that shit,

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                              • Big Red Machine
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                                • Jan 2005
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                                #16
                                He's a Grower ,not a Shower

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                                • Swish
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 1421

                                  #17
                                  He's a eunuch

                                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch


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                                  • StickyGreen
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nosey
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                                    • Rebel D
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 3913

                                      #19
                                      You know he is

                                      1) Not Real
                                      2) Not Human

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                                      • sexxxydesign.com
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                                        • Feb 2005
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                                        #20
                                        he has silver briefs

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                                        • High Plains Drifter
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 2341

                                          #21
                                          Weird, I was just wondering why she had no tits.

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                                          • HouseHead
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                                            #22
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                                            • DirtyDreamer
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                                              • Sep 2005
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                                              #23
                                              His body was changed when he made a deal with Galactus to become his herald in exchange for leaving his planet, Zenn-La, alone. The silvery skin protects him against the cosmic rays and other radiation found in space. He also does not have to piss and shit like humans do.
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                                              • Juicy D. Links
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                                                • Apr 2001
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DirtyDreamer
                                                His body was changed when he made a deal with Galactus to become his herald in exchange for leaving his planet, Zenn-La, alone. The silvery skin protects him against the cosmic rays and other radiation found in space. He also does not have to piss and shit like humans do.
                                                but wouldnt there be a bulge still or something?

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992

                                                  #25
                                                  Did Galactus in the deal take his balls and cock?

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                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 122992

                                                    #26
                                                    Wait!!!!!!!!!! is that a penis i see?

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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #27

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                                                      • tony299
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                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 57021

                                                        #28
                                                        A hard on would make him less aerodynamic. lol

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                                                        • SexualDragon
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                                                          #29
                                                          Is the silver surfer Human?
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                                                          • ICEDOG
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                                                            • Jan 2007
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                                                            #30
                                                            He is the bad because hi don't have penis

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                                                            • Miguel T
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                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 12470

                                                              #31
                                                              Interesting question there Juicy. Will ask him next time I see him.

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                                                              • Silly Guy
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                                                                • Jan 2007
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                                                                #32

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                                                                • cooluks
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                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                  • 125

                                                                  #33
                                                                  He is a human.. It's only the coating that making his p*nis not appearing...

                                                                  It was Galactus who gives that coating to Silver Surfer... That silver like coating is a protection against coldness in the space...Silver Surfer is Galactus Herald who gives him(Galactus) food or power by absorbing the planet's energy force...

                                                                  See this links:

                                                                  www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/g/galactus.htm

                                                                  www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/s/silversurfer.htm

                                                                  Sorry for the dot words coz I can't allowed to post URL here...
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                                                                  • aico
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                                                                    • Mar 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Girls surf too.

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                                                                    • born2blog
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                                                      A hard on would make him less aerodynamic. lol
                                                                      probably the best response yet
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                                                                      • shermo

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Who needs a penis when you can destroy worlds? Isn't reproduction counter productive for him? Hahah!

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                                                                        • Klen
                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 32234

                                                                          #37
                                                                          That's way he is so pissed off beacuse he doesnt have penis hehe

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                                                                          • Juicy D. Links
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                            • 122992

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i saw the movie , he doesnt have one nor did i see him take a piss the whole movie

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                                                                            • Swish
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                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 1421

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                              i saw the movie , he doesnt have one nor did i see him take a piss the whole movie
                                                                              He just pissed in the suit to stay warm


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                                                                              • Violetta
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by nosey
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                                                                                • rotowa85
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                                                                                  • Feb 2007
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by cooluks
                                                                                  He is a human.. It's only the coating that making his p*nis not appearing...

                                                                                  It was Galactus who gives that coating to Silver Surfer... That silver like coating is a protection against coldness in the space...Silver Surfer is Galactus Herald who gives him(Galactus) food or power by absorbing the planet's energy force...

                                                                                  See this links:

                                                                                  www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/g/galactus.htm

                                                                                  www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/s/silversurfer.htm

                                                                                  Sorry for the dot words coz I can't allowed to post URL here...
                                                                                  first of all the silver surfer isnt human he is from Zenn-La, also when i read what u wrote is sounds as if you think that the silver surfer consumes the planets, which isnt true as Galactus' herald it is simply his job to find them.

                                                                                  And concidering the silver surfer is not human simply humanoid, what is their so say that he ever actually had a penis.

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