I am officially fucking pissed off by the site of pizza...

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  • Big_D
    CRAZY MOFUKKA
    • Jun 2006
    • 3296

    #1

    I am officially fucking pissed off by the site of pizza...

    Alliright as you all know a few weeks ago I had the fucked up story of getting my jaw broken...

    Well I have been wired shut officially three weeks (3 weeks to go).

    I drink milkshakes, protein shakes, and pretty much anything i can blend into a liquid every day trying to keep myself healthy and nutritioned.

    I AM FUCKING STARVING. My stomach sounds like a lion roaring to the point where when my kittens are sitting on my stomach when im watching tv and it growls they run in the corner and hide like scared little bitches.

    So now the site of food pisses me off, going through the drive through of mcdonalds and smelling the beef i get fucking excited and get ready to order one then I am like mother fucking shit.

    Walking down the street in eastern europe there are pizza shops fucking everywhere. So every five feet i want to punch someone in the face.

    I have lost 15 pounds, I get the shakes every now and then and I am doing everything i can to forget about food.

    3 fucking weeks left.... god damnit. Tonite I got some sort of shaking spell with a huge heat flash, kind of feeling weak. Oh well, this lesson is officially fucking learned.
  • HammerALL
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 3506

    #2
    Protein protein protein bro just keep blending it and gulping it down
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      On the bright side,look at all the weight you've lost ;)

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      • Anna_Miller
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 697

        #4
        I'm so sorry!! That sounds excruciating!! (But you are on a woman's dream diet you know!)

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        • Damian_Maxcash
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2002
          • 12745

          #5
          That's my biggest nightmare - I did some agency on a MaxFax ward and I always felt sorry for the guys with wired jaws - it looks so claustrophobic - get better soon

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          • Bryan G
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2005
            • 8338

            #6
            Shit that would suck man
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            • Big_D
              CRAZY MOFUKKA
              • Jun 2006
              • 3296

              #7
              I have found a temporary solution...

              I just blended scrambled hamburger meat, salsa, and boiled peas for about 10 minutes, thicker than a milkshake, goes down real well......

              Most of you are thinking about how disgusting that sounds, my only reply, dont eat for three fucking weeks and see what you conjur up in a fuckin blender...

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              • g$$$
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                • Mar 2007
                • 2807

                #8
                eat some food b-yotch =)
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                • tranza
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  I feel bad for you bro, it must suck not to be able to eat solid food.

                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • ProducerCashDave
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                    • Jun 2006
                    • 3983

                    #10
                    Ah man thats gotta be the worst feeling
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                    • Doctor Dre
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692

                      #11
                      Just pizza in the blender... an old woman I know does that.
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                      • rapmaster
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1576

                        #12
                        you should just plan a huge extravagant meal for when you get it taken off
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                        • g$$$
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                          • Mar 2007
                          • 2807

                          #13
                          jamba juice is gooood!
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                          • The Steve
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 35

                            #14
                            I know the feeling. I had a small fractrue in my jaw from a dirt bike accident when I was 15. I had my jaw wired for 4 weeks, over thanksgiving..
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                            • TheDatingNetworkCameron
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 581

                              #15
                              I totally can relate to your pain. I had to fast on nothing but these horrible shakes for 3 weeks. I was only getting 700 calories a day. I had the shakes and was in a constant state of hunger. I would even pass out some days from having no energy. Worst experience ever.
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                              • GITZINGER
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                                • Oct 2006
                                • 929

                                #16
                                why would you go thru the drive-thru of Mcdonalds if your jaw is wired shut?

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                                • escorpio
                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 23486

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GITZINGER
                                  why would you go thru the drive-thru of Mcdonalds if your jaw is wired shut?

                                  milkshakes
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                                  • Big_D
                                    CRAZY MOFUKKA
                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 3296

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by escorpio
                                    milkshakes
                                    WERD

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                                    • _Richard_
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 30989

                                      #19
                                      that blows dude.. i hope you survive ;)

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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 18361

                                        #20
                                        when you start eating again, your jaw muscles will ache from atropy
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                                        • ElPolloDiablo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2007
                                          • 111

                                          #21
                                          I feel your pain, man.

                                          Well...

                                          Not literally ofcourse...

                                          But it sucks for you.

                                          Hang in there!

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                                          • MikeVega
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                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 12788

                                            #22
                                            I had no idea your jaw was broken. I'll send some Omaha Steaks over with a card ;)


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                                            • SPACE GLIDER
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 1550

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              Just pizza in the blender... an old woman I know does that.


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