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    • Nov 2003
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    What happens to you if you stop smoking right now (timeline)

  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
    (felis madjewicus)
    • Jul 2006
    • 20368

    #2
    They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..

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    • Donkey Punch
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      • Jun 2007
      • 1260

      #3
      I'm glad I don't smoke cigs

      I sure do smoke blunts though :-x
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      • Pleasurepays
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        • Aug 2002
        • 11913

        #4
        i just notified the FBI's Federal Task Force for Ridiculously Large Images. expect a call in the next few hours. i would also advise that you don't attempt to leave town. You're totally busted.

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        • BangtheChampBabe
          Registered User
          • Jun 2007
          • 31

          #5
          Thanks for that post... I'm going to send it to my friend that I want to stop smoking

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            • Nov 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by Pleasurepays
            i just notified the FBI's Federal Task Force for Ridiculously Large Images. expect a call in the next few hours. i would also advise that you don't attempt to leave town. You're totally busted.
            LOL, I knew someone was gonna raise that. I was betting that GFYs autoresizing of images would help me escape the flames. Guess not

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            • coding_bug
              Registered User
              • Jul 2005
              • 100

              #7
              cool stuff.

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              • TampaToker
                Confirmed User
                • May 2006
                • 5828

                #8
                Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..
                lmao you nailed it right there
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                • LiveDose
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                  They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..
                  LOL

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                  • TBrown
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1519

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                    They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..



                    mcbrown

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                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      I used to live with a smoker and even though that I don't smoke my breathing is much better after a few years of not being around the smoke.

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                      • BucksMania
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 3758

                        #12
                        i saved that image!

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                        • calibra
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 4357

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BucksMania
                          i saved that image!
                          Yeah, me too

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                          • atom
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 2740

                            #14
                            fuck, i need to quit smoking.
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                            • bobby666
                              boots are my religion
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765

                              #15
                              i am a non smoker now for 3 months with the following results:

                              weight: + 17 kilo,breathing difficulties first time ever, fist time ever gum bleeding
                              in my life ...

                              and i am still agressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                              • Gentle_Ben
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                                • Nov 2005
                                • 733

                                #16
                                damn thats scary. I'm gearing up to quit for good... fuck
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                                • Michaelious
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6720

                                  #17
                                  Thank god i don't smoke.

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                                  • Tom_PM
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 16443

                                    #18
                                    Man that is so true. If you're a 2 pack a day smoker who gets laid up for a few days in the hospital or something with no smokes, it's a real eye opener.
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                                    • martinsc
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 27043

                                      #19
                                      damn, i need a new pack ....
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                                      • sexy-babes.tv
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 274

                                        #20
                                        I've actually just gave up (again!) - chewing on the nicotine gum as we speak !
                                        I've set that image as my background to remind me to keep at it, thanks

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                                        • nosey
                                          Talk Hard
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 14413

                                          #21
                                          quitnet.net may help too

                                          create an account for free, enter your quit date and how much you smoke daily, then you'll get stats like...

                                          Stats:
                                          Your Quit Date is: X/XX/XXXX 0:00:00 AM/PM
                                          Time Smoke-Free: # hours, # minutes and # seconds
                                          Cigarettes NOT smoked: #
                                          Lifetime Saved: # hours/days
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                                          • royaljelly2
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                                            • May 2007
                                            • 1034

                                            #22
                                            well, i've quit for 4 years - so i'm 1 year away from reducing stoke.

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                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 20368

                                              #23
                                              I'm going to have a smoke now.

                                              I should really quit, and I've been trying, this is the first pack I've bought in almost 3 weeks. Unfortunately, I've been hauling through it like a motherfucker...

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                                                • Nov 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by royaljelly2
                                                well, i've quit for 4 years - so i'm 1 year away from reducing stoke.
                                                Same here, man. Same here.

                                                Quitting is a bitch for the first 6 months. The craving is just GNARLED UP. It gets easier as time goes by though. However, I'm just being honest--whenever I get REALLY stressed up nowadays the craving comes back. Much much mellower than before but it does come back. Maybe after 1 to 2 more years, it would be completely gone.

                                                I smoked from age 15 all the way to 35 with a 2 year break in between.

                                                To all former smokers out there, keep up the good work!
                                                To those who want to quit--you can do it... it's hard but its doable.

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                                                • RuthB
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                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 7248

                                                  #25
                                                  I've been trying for some time now, but somehow the allure of those cancer sticks just keeps getting me
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                                                  • D
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                                                    • Jan 2006
                                                    • 7412

                                                    #26
                                                    3 more years until the "heart attack chance returns to that of a nonsmoker" milestone here.
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                                                    • Strickie
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                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 2481

                                                      #27
                                                      I'm on day # 5 and feeling great, still have a long way to go though
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                                                      • seeric
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                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 41917

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                        Same here, man. Same here.

                                                        Quitting is a bitch for the first 6 months. The craving is just GNARLED UP. It gets easier as time goes by though. However, I'm just being honest--whenever I get REALLY stressed up nowadays the craving comes back. Much much mellower than before but it does come back. Maybe after 1 to 2 more years, it would be completely gone.

                                                        I smoked from age 15 all the way to 35 with a 2 year break in between.

                                                        To all former smokers out there, keep up the good work!
                                                        To those who want to quit--you can do it... it's hard but its doable.
                                                        your brain associates the dopamine release from the cigarette with calm.

                                                        dont let it fool you.

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                                                        • Jimmy Rock
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 3055

                                                          #29
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                                                          • PaulB IYP
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                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 2164

                                                            #30
                                                            smoke em up yall
                                                            pack a day for me
                                                            love it
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                                                            • Pleasurepays
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 11913

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Romeo AR
                                                              smoke em up yall
                                                              pack a day for me
                                                              love it
                                                              yeah right. everyone says that right up to the point they are laying in a hospital bed dying for absolutely no reason at all and their kids, wife and family are clutching them and in tears as they watch you slip away.

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                                                              • munki
                                                                Do Fun Shit.
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 13393

                                                                #32
                                                                Fuck... I need to quit...

                                                                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                • shermo

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Romeo AR
                                                                  smoke em up yall
                                                                  pack a day for me
                                                                  love it
                                                                  All I can say is WOW. It amazes me that even if smokers don't know how bad it is for them, they don't care about how horrid them smell.

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                                                                  • notabook
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                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 9748

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bobby666
                                                                    i am a non smoker now for 3 months with the following results:

                                                                    weight: + 17 kilo,breathing difficulties first time ever, fist time ever gum bleeding
                                                                    in my life ...

                                                                    and i am still agressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                    Similar results for one of my friends. He coughs up phlegm constantly now (didn’t before), has trouble breathing at night when he’s laying down, and put on a few pounds. Been smoke free I think for about a year.

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                                                                    • shermo

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                                                      Similar results for one of my friends. He coughs up phlegm constantly now (didn?t before), has trouble breathing at night when he?s laying down, and put on a few pounds. Been smoke free I think for about a year.
                                                                      Sounds like his body is still detoxing...Must have smoked a pack a day plus.

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                                                                      • biskoppen
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 5809

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I thought smoking was something you did untill you found at, as a 14 year old, the though factor really wasn't worth it ;)
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          The worst cravings I got was after meals. Those first 6 months quitting were ROUGH. But I gotta say, it gets easier after that. It's been 4+ years now and it gets easier with time but the craving does come back from time to time (usually with stress).

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                                                                          • germ
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 3108

                                                                            #38
                                                                            im a couple of months away from the 1 year mark.

                                                                            hopefully i wont have a heart attack before then :P

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                                                                            • tony299
                                                                              lurker
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 57021

                                                                              #39
                                                                              My father quit smoking 20yrs ago the cancer in his brain is lung cancer. So that shoots that graph to shit.

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                                                                              • Spunky
                                                                                I need a beer
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 133978

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I could probably quit the cigs but continue the reefer..double edged sword

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                                                                                • RedShoe
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                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 14831

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  There's the part of the graph BEFORE the 20 minute mark, and that's when you post on GFY to say you "quit smoking 5 minutes ago."

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                                                                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                    • 20368

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i can quit smoking weed far easier than i can quit smoking cigarettes. The funny thing is for some INCREDIBLY STUPID reason I didn't start smoking cigarettes regularly until I turned 21. FOr a year or so I figured they had no grip on me, now it's been around 2 and a half years and I honestly want to destroy things when I'm not smoking. I've quit for a 3month period and a month and ahalf period, and i always wind up coming back. Drinking causes me the bigges tissue while trying to quit. Any smoke rknows that once you get a few drinks down the all you want to is a cigarette, and more than likely YOU WILL find and smoke one, then its all back downhill from there...

                                                                                    When I quit for the 3 months stretch the first couple weeks were terrible, i felt feverish, hacke dup phlegm nonstop, was irritable, wasn't eating right. The shit is terrible and everyone knows it.

                                                                                    But as Denis Leary so eloquently put it "It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would be around the block going, 'I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up!'"

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                                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 24812

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Still smokin' at 43 - started at 14.

                                                                                      Mebbe I'll wise up and set a goal of quitting soon after thirty years.

                                                                                      My old man got himself hypnotized years ago and hasn't smoked since (he was a pack-a-day smoker). He swears by the treatment, and said he never got cravings after the sessions.

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                                                                                      • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 94150

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        More than 2 years without a smoke and never felt better !!

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                                                                                        • YanksAngel
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • YanksAngel
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Shit sorry about the caps. D'oh!!
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                                                                                            • gigi
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                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 691

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by nosey
                                                                                              quitnet.net may help too

                                                                                              create an account for free, enter your quit date and how much you smoke daily, then you'll get stats like...

                                                                                              Stats:
                                                                                              Your Quit Date is: X/XX/XXXX 0:00:00 AM/PM
                                                                                              Time Smoke-Free: # hours, # minutes and # seconds
                                                                                              Cigarettes NOT smoked: #
                                                                                              Lifetime Saved: # hours/days
                                                                                              Money Saved: $
                                                                                              I joined when I quit last year....here are my stats now:
                                                                                              My Stats:
                                                                                              Your Quit Date is: 1/24/2006 10:34:00 AM
                                                                                              Time Smoke-Free: 505 days, 14 hours, 32 minutes and 15 seconds
                                                                                              Cigarettes NOT smoked: 12640
                                                                                              Lifetime Saved: 3 months, 6 days, 13 hours
                                                                                              Money Saved: $2,213.75

                                                                                              Not bad, not bad.
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