I think I out-did myself last night down the DIRTY JERSEY SHORE.....

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  • sharp
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 7006

    #1

    I think I out-did myself last night down the DIRTY JERSEY SHORE.....

    so I go to surf club (for those that dont know what that is its basically the fucking craziest outdoor/indoor club on the ocean ever down in jersey) johnathan peters was spinning, as soon as i got there i knew the whole place because im really fucking popular and amazing looking..............ANYWHO. took me about .001 seconds before im making out with some cumhog i met two nights ago who basically soaked the whole club floor with her pussy juices when she realized she had a chance to make out with me again.

    Anyways I send her on her way in about 7 minutes and move on to the next broad I see who I really want to finger or maybe just feel her tits but def make out. Blonde, huge fake tits, the works, get her number make out with her in front of girl #2 and send her on her way. As Im hanging out with my bro joey talking about who's abs look sicker and how were the best looking ones in the club I realize I see a porn star. Tiffany Rayne. I go immediately right up to her and notify her that ive seen her get anal creampie'd by black cocks and that i thought that was fucking EXCELLENT, start making out with her, she drags me into a bathroom that locks and is for one person, does a line of coke off my dick and sucks it a little, i fingerblast her snatch and she proceeds to try to get me to go home with her in LBI which is like 45 mins south, fuck that, i have work the next day, get her number and told her i'd show her how to fuck, she agreed.

    moving on, last broad i meet, this is broad 4 or 5 i forget anyways i end up getting a hotel room and smashing her twat in for a good 4 hours, she was divorced a week ago........or at least thats what she said, i forget her name though.


    oh, and im waiting for tiffany rayne (real name stacy) to send me pics of us, my arms look ridiculous in it.
  • karlm
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 4194

    #2
    What a player
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    • Digipimp
      BP4L OT DL
      • Mar 2003
      • 13481

      #3
      good job bro!

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      • Sosa
        In Tushy Land
        • Oct 2002
        • 40149

        #4
        lol talk your self up much?

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        • esnem

          #5
          this thread is useless without pics, though i have been to surf club and it is a fucking party.

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          • Love Sex
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 1905

            #6
            Originally posted by Sosa
            lol talk your self up much?
            typical jersey / si juice head talk

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            • CE_Chris
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              • May 2007
              • 444

              #7
              Nice...good times!

              Keep up good work...
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              • CE_Chris
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                • May 2007
                • 444

                #8
                Nice...good times!

                Keep up good work...
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                • GITZINGER
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 929

                  #9
                  LOL, no dick retard
                  Your momma was a ho!!!

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                  • Jon B
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 473

                    #10
                    Great Story but have to agree useless with out picks. Joey Harrisons in Ortley right been there drunk to o many times on the way to sleaside .

                    Good times Jersey Boys
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                    • sharp
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 7006

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sosa
                      lol talk your self up much?
                      haven't started that, yet.

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                      • punker barbie
                        Meow Meow!!!
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 10232

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sharp
                        so I go to surf club (for those that dont know what that is its basically the fucking craziest outdoor/indoor club on the ocean ever down in jersey) johnathan peters was spinning, as soon as i got there i knew the whole place because im really fucking popular and amazing looking..............ANYWHO. took me about .001 seconds before im making out with some cumhog i met two nights ago who basically soaked the whole club floor with her pussy juices when she realized she had a chance to make out with me again.

                        Anyways I send her on her way in about 7 minutes and move on to the next broad I see who I really want to finger or maybe just feel her tits but def make out. Blonde, huge fake tits, the works, get her number make out with her in front of girl #2 and send her on her way. As Im hanging out with my bro joey talking about who's abs look sicker and how were the best looking ones in the club I realize I see a porn star. Tiffany Rayne. I go immediately right up to her and notify her that ive seen her get anal creampie'd by black cocks and that i thought that was fucking EXCELLENT, start making out with her, she drags me into a bathroom that locks and is for one person, does a line of coke off my dick and sucks it a little, i fingerblast her snatch and she proceeds to try to get me to go home with her in LBI which is like 45 mins south, fuck that, i have work the next day, get her number and told her i'd show her how to fuck, she agreed.

                        moving on, last broad i meet, this is broad 4 or 5 i forget anyways i end up getting a hotel room and smashing her twat in for a good 4 hours, she was divorced a week ago........or at least thats what she said, i forget her name though.


                        oh, and im waiting for tiffany rayne (real name stacy) to send me pics of us, my arms look ridiculous in it.

                        forget the pics of the pornstar.... lets see pics of your abs and your cousins. i'll let ya know who has a better stomach.
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                        • sharp
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 7006

                          #13

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                          • TheSenator
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 13330

                            #14
                            I thought Tiffany was from Forked River.
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                            • fluffygrrl
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2006
                              • 2187

                              #15
                              Man, if you ever come up with an affiliate program for whatever it is you're smoking, even if it's like 2c on signup I wanna know.

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                              • sharp
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 7006

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                Man, if you ever come up with an affiliate program for whatever it is you're smoking, even if it's like 2c on signup I wanna know.
                                I'll let you know.

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