Chode.... taint.... perineum....
In the end all it means is:
JUICY WANTS A COCK UP HIS ASS!!!!
Its like a gateway drug. First you like a chick to lick your taint, then its your asshole, then she jams a pinky finger in there, next she's fisting you, then one day you look back and its a big hairy fat bear of a gay man slamming balls deep.
Sorry dude. Thats the path you have chosen!