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  • TBrown
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1519
    #1

    Just received this BORAT-style letter

    A fan sent it to one of our models:

    "dear... , i am in IRAN , I masturbate with your sexy photo every week
    , your buttom is hot . if i was with you I woulf fuck you . it is very
    interesting for me to recive an email from you . I love your leg your
    ass your tit your... , i need to fuck some one instead of you now ,
    pls send me an email and make me happy . fuck you . i love you"






    mcbrown
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    • TBrown
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 1519
      #2
      "Fuck you. I love you" :DDDDDDDDDD



      mcbrown

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        • Big_D
          CRAZY MOFUKKA
          • Jun 2006
          • 3296
          #3
          hhhhhhoooooolllllyyyyyyyyyyy sssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttt

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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204
              #4
              fuck you . i love you

              Ahahaha

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                • hzoltan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2007
                  #5
                  he's got style
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                    • tabasco
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 2624
                      #6
                      I get some weird ass comments like that on my blogs too.
                      "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                        • Miguel T
                          ♦ Web Developer ♦
                          • May 2005
                          • 12470
                          #7
                          Fuck LOOOOOL!

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                            • TBrown
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1519
                              #8
                              Originally posted by tabasco
                              I get some weird ass comments like that on my blogs too.

                              any link maybe?



                              mcbrown

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                                • kane
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 20684
                                  #9
                                  I think from here on out I will end all my letters like that "fuck you. I love you."

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                                    • MikeB
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 2012
                                      #10
                                      I love the last two sentences. Someone is loved.

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                                        • everblazin
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 259
                                          #11
                                          WTF is he for real?

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                                            • Michaelious
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6720
                                              #12
                                              Great use of the English language.

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                                                • nAtuRaLbEautY
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 6107
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by kane
                                                  I think from here on out I will end all my letters like that "fuck you. I love you."
                                                  hahaha! i can imagine Borat's voice over while goin thru the text!
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                                                    • AZSarah
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 1651
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by kane
                                                      I think from here on out I will end all my letters like that "fuck you. I love you."
                                                      that is like a metaphor for half of my relationships
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                                                        • maccsta
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 491
                                                          #15
                                                          lol "I like you, do you like me?" - Borat

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                                                            • candyflip
                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 43074
                                                              #16
                                                              "Fuck You. I Love You."

                                                              That's the best ending of any letter I've ever read.

                                                              Spend you some brain.
                                                              Email Me

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                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 19969
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I get quite a few of these...hehe, always fun
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                                                                    • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                      • 3884
                                                                      #18
                                                                      thats the funniest shit i've heard in a while! lol fuck you ! i love you!





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                                                                        • kane
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 20684
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                          that is like a metaphor for half of my relationships
                                                                          lol.

                                                                          It would be classic. I could send you an email that read:

                                                                          Hi Sarah,
                                                                          Can you check my Maxcash account to see if I have my correct email address in the account details.

                                                                          Fuck you. I love you.

                                                                          Kane


                                                                          It would be great.

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                                                                            • O MARINA
                                                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 13794
                                                                              #20

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