i'm 23 years old now and periodically I remember random events from highschool, and I think it's definitely safe to say i had way more chances to get laid than i ever took up back in the day.
i walked down to the convenience store with a buddy just a while ago, smoked a joint and while i was all baked picked up some pepsi and pop rocks. as i'm eating these poprocks and giggling to myself i remember this one day i must have been like 16 or something cruising around with this chick friend of mine getting baked and also eating pop rocks. she was always saying "you like poprocks?" to every and laughing about it. i thought she was just crazy and she explains that she heard something about people liking blowjobs while the chick has poprocks in her mouth. i'm 16 and stupid still so i'm thinking to myself "what the fuck are you talking about?" then she look over at me with a mouthful of poprocks and says "do you think you'd like that?" and i'm all like "i don't think so"
fucking what the fuck was i thinking?
I've had 6 or 7 years to reconsider now, I want my poprock blowjob now damnit.... 
i walked down to the convenience store with a buddy just a while ago, smoked a joint and while i was all baked picked up some pepsi and pop rocks. as i'm eating these poprocks and giggling to myself i remember this one day i must have been like 16 or something cruising around with this chick friend of mine getting baked and also eating pop rocks. she was always saying "you like poprocks?" to every and laughing about it. i thought she was just crazy and she explains that she heard something about people liking blowjobs while the chick has poprocks in her mouth. i'm 16 and stupid still so i'm thinking to myself "what the fuck are you talking about?" then she look over at me with a mouthful of poprocks and says "do you think you'd like that?" and i'm all like "i don't think so"
fucking what the fuck was i thinking?
I've had 6 or 7 years to reconsider now, I want my poprock blowjob now damnit....
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