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  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43069

    #1

    Jury Duty

    I ran, but I couldn't hide. Gotta report tomorrow morning at 8:15.

    Spend you some brain.
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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Let the hung jury jokes start.


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    • theking
      Nice Kitty
      • Sep 2002
      • 21053

      #3
      Originally posted by candyflip
      I ran, but I couldn't hide. Gotta report tomorrow morning at 8:15.
      All you have to do is inform the court that you are a thief (which you have admitted to being) and they will boot you.
      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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      • tabasco
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2006
        • 2624

        #4
        Before reporting put some peanut butter in your ass crack. In full view casually put your hand down your pants, scoop some up in your hand and eat it. They'll probably let you go home after seeing this.
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Paint a swastika on your fore head and talk gibberish

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77385

            #6
            i never go fuck that shit.
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            • candyflip
              Carpe Visio
              • Jul 2002
              • 43069

              #7
              Originally posted by theking
              All you have to do is inform the court that you are a thief (which you have admitted to being) and they will boot you.
              Good to know. I'll be sure to let them know what Pathfinder from GFY has to say.


              Originally posted by brassmonkey
              i never go fuck that shit.
              I have dodged the survey they send out for years, but got one that didn't seem like I could avoid it. Filled it out and within a week I got a real summons.

              Have had to call in all week. They called in 400 jurors tomorrow I'm in the first 15 numbers, so I should be out fairly quickly. I have a bunch of friends who are cops and that's usually enough to get me off from what I'm told.
              Last edited by candyflip; 03-02-2011, 04:11 PM.

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              • WarChild
                Let slip the dogs of war.
                • Jan 2003
                • 17263

                #8
                Yeah, fuck Jury Duty! You're way too important for that kind of shit!

                We can only hope that one day you find yourself wrongfully accused of a serious crime and looking across the defense table at the jury of people that were "too stupid to get out of Jury Duty". Perhaps then you'll have an appreciation for the importance of having a jury of your peers and not just unemployed losers.
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                • Ron Bennett
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 1653

                  #9
                  I always mention on the jury duty form that I support jury nullification for drug related offenses. I've never been called down to serve - have always been excused.

                  But if ever I got called to serve for a home burglary, car theft, or some case like that, no prob ... but anything drug related, no way.

                  In my view, drug laws are unjust and hence the defendant, regardless of such laws on the books, is not guilty.

                  And yes, jury nullification in cases involving unjust laws is not only a right, but an obligation, of jurors. Of course, both sides (Prosecutor for obvious reasons; Defense to avoid a retrial) prefer to steer clear of jurors with such views. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to jury selection.

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                  • CYF
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                    • Mar 2009
                    • 10973

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ron Bennett
                    I always mention on the jury duty form that I support jury nullification for drug related offenses. I've never been called down to serve - have always been excused.

                    But if ever I got called to serve for a home burglary, car theft, or some case like that, no prob ... but anything drug related, no way.

                    In my view, drug laws are unjust and hence the defendant, regardless of such laws on the books, is not guilty.

                    And yes, jury nullification in cases involving unjust laws is not only a right, but an obligation, of jurors. Of course, both sides (Prosecutor for obvious reasons; Defense to avoid a retrial) prefer to steer clear of jurors with such views. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to jury selection.

                    Ron
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                    • plsureking
                      bored
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 4910

                      #11
                      Originally posted by candyflip
                      I ran, but I couldn't hide. Gotta report tomorrow morning at 8:15.
                      thats what u get for voting
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                      • bignasty
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 1421

                        #12
                        just do like peter

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                        • bronco67
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 29026

                          #13
                          When they question you, just tell them you don't like Puerto Ricans.

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                          • Seth Manson
                            Please dont fuck animals
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 3988

                            #14
                            Jury duty is a quite interesting process. You just may enjoy it.

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                            • Supz
                              Arthur Flegenheimer
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 11057

                              #15
                              I love that movie.

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                              • candyflip
                                Carpe Visio
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 43069

                                #16
                                Originally posted by plsureking
                                thats what u get for voting
                                You called it.

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                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77385

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                  Good to know. I'll be sure to let them know what Pathfinder from GFY has to say.




                                  I have dodged the survey they send out for years, but got one that didn't seem like I could avoid it. Filled it out and within a week I got a real summons.

                                  Have had to call in all week. They called in 400 jurors tomorrow I'm in the first 15 numbers, so I should be out fairly quickly. I have a bunch of friends who are cops and that's usually enough to get me off from what I'm told.
                                  i have 0 police friends
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                                  • candyflip
                                    Carpe Visio
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 43069

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                    i have 0 police friends
                                    Oddly enough, 4 of them I've known for since middle school.

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                                    • PStarks
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2011
                                      • 158

                                      #19
                                      When in doubt just explain that you have a super power that allows you to 100% tell if someone is guilty. Then just start mumbling some odd gerbish... works every time
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                                      • brassmonkey
                                        Pay It Forward
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 77385

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by candyflip
                                        Oddly enough, 4 of them I've known for since middle school.
                                        sorry to hear that
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                                        • Sunny Day
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2010
                                          • 1406

                                          #21
                                          Duty

                                          Sat on 2 trials
                                          1 woman suing her insurance company, the scum
                                          2 two professional bank robbers down for the 4th time
                                          Lately been skipping as I couldn't afford the loss of wages
                                          Fortunately, my county has so many skips, they don't bother to hassle you

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                                          • John-ACWM
                                            Work Work Work
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 20060

                                            #22
                                            Sounds just like in the movies

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                                            • Adraco
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2009
                                              • 3745

                                              #23
                                              This is why you always make sure to enroll in a college course. Because as a college student, you will always get exempted, since you cannot afford to miss your classes. Even part time student works absolutely fine. This at least applies to all courts in Texas, you show up for questioning and selection, tell them you are a registered college student and then they will exempt you.

                                              Sign up for a PE class or something, usually gives you free or very cheap tennis court rentals, free or cheap pool entrance and most have a gym you can use for a low fee per semester. Plus you get to hang out with all the college girls.
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                                              • Nikki_Licks
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 6323

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Ron Bennett
                                                I always mention on the jury duty form that I support jury nullification for drug related offenses. I've never been called down to serve - have always been excused.

                                                But if ever I got called to serve for a home burglary, car theft, or some case like that, no prob ... but anything drug related, no way.

                                                In my view, drug laws are unjust and hence the defendant, regardless of such laws on the books, is not guilty.

                                                And yes, jury nullification in cases involving unjust laws is not only a right, but an obligation, of jurors. Of course, both sides (Prosecutor for obvious reasons; Defense to avoid a retrial) prefer to steer clear of jurors with such views. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to jury selection.

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                                                • Cyndalie
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 3615

                                                  #25
                                                  I've gone twice, spent 6 hours watching bad tv to not get picked or have the trial settled before entering a court room.
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                                                  • Babaganoosh
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                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 15841

                                                    #26
                                                    I don't mind a little jury duty. I've been called in 3 times but only served on one jury. It was an adventure. Just going in and taking part in a criminal trial was a cool experience.
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                                                    • candyflip
                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 43069

                                                      #27
                                                      Its a malpractice suit against my girlfriend's OBGYN. The Dr. being sued delivered 2 of my children. I expect to be dismissed before lunch.

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                                                      • candyflip
                                                        Carpe Visio
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 43069

                                                        #28
                                                        NY has no expemtions. If they call you, you serve. Doesn't matter who you are or what you do.

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                                                        • Rochard
                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 75733

                                                          #29
                                                          Tell them your a pornographer and be done with it.
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                                                          • candyflip
                                                            Carpe Visio
                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 43069

                                                            #30
                                                            Didn't need to.

                                                            The fact that I have a relationship with the Dr. being sued was enough to get me dismissed.

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                                                            • plsureking
                                                              bored
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 4910

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                              Didn't need to.

                                                              The fact that I have a relationship with the Dr. being sued was enough to get me dismissed.
                                                              right on man. now revoke that voter registration!
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                                                              • candyflip
                                                                Carpe Visio
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 43069

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by plsureking
                                                                right on man. now revoke that voter registration!
                                                                They actually mentioned something about changing your address on a new driver's license registration. That's something I've done in the past 6 months...so that's my guess as to how they got me.

                                                                I'm good though, showing up for a few hours today get's me off the hook for the next 8 years.

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                                                                • plsureking
                                                                  bored
                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 4910

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                  They actually mentioned something about changing your address on a new driver's license registration. That's something I've done in the past 6 months...so that's my guess as to how they got me.

                                                                  I'm good though, showing up for a few hours today get's me off the hook for the next 8 years.
                                                                  ya on the dmv forms u gotta uncheck the box that says 'register to vote'
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