Helpful advice for Charlie Sheen

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  • Quentin
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 1280
    #1

    Helpful advice for Charlie Sheen

    When you consider the facts pertaining to all this Charlie Sheen hubbub, there is one thing that you can predict with absolute certainty. I'll get to that prediction in a moment, but first, let's examine the facts.

    1) He's famous
    2) He is associated with porn by way of his intense interest in some key porn performers
    3) He's all over the news right now.
    4) He's a bit of a loon

    So... what's the prediction that you can take to the bank? With the above described combination of traits to his credit, it is a LOCK that Vivid Entertainment is either going to offer him a job, or announce that they are actively bidding on a sex tape featuring Mr. Sheen, even if the existence of the tape is in question.

    In light of that inevitability, Pink Visual has composed an open letter to Mr. Sheen, which contains some sound advice for the embattled sitcom star.

    Please enjoy.
    Q. Boyer
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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010
      #2
      Lol, smartasses.
      https://porncorporation.com

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        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
          (felis madjewicus)
          • Jul 2006
          • 20368
          #3
          Countdown to KB stepping in and offering Charlie $1,000,000 on behalf of some shit company. Then patting himself on the back, and taking bro strokes as though it's not the most played out obvious publicity stunt in porn...
          Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 03-01-2011, 12:48 PM.

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            • Poppy
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              • Apr 2002
              • 6254
              #4
              That was funny.
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                • beerptrol
                  Confirmed Asshole
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722
                  #5
                  that's chump change. he probably wipes his ass with 1 million dollars a month
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                    • Topbuxom Lea
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1313
                      #6
                      Originally posted by beerptrol
                      that's chump change. he probably wipes his ass with 1 million dollars a month
                      "Sources say Sheen will not receive his estimated $1.2 million per episode salary for the remaining four half-hours that CBS had commissioned from Warner Bros"

                      He won't obviously go broke because of that..but I smell some potential litigation somewhere along the line...


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                        • czarina
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 10751
                          #7
                          I couldn't agree more!

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                            • Quentin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 1280
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Topbuxom Lea
                              I smell some potential litigation somewhere along the line...
                              Is that what that smell is?

                              I thought I was having an olfactory flashback to my days as a glue-sniffing youth.
                              Q. Boyer

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                                • MaDalton
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 39861
                                  #9
                                  i said it before: someone send him a link to GFY so we can discuss his love life more thoroughly
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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94033
                                      #10
                                      Talk about wanting to be part of the problem ...

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                                        • tiger
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 6986
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Topbuxom Lea
                                          "Sources say Sheen will not receive his estimated $1.2 million per episode salary for the remaining four half-hours that CBS had commissioned from Warner Bros"

                                          He won't obviously go broke because of that..but I smell some potential litigation somewhere along the line...


                                          -L
                                          The interview I watched, Sheen said he made about 2 million an episode which didn't include some "backend" revenue sources related to the show.

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                                            • Relentless
                                              www.EngineFood.com
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5697
                                              #12
                                              No offense Q,

                                              Mr Sheen purportedly has a watch that tells 'warlock time' and is like an F-18 'which includes during naps' - he is 'winning!' and is unlikely to need advice from you or any all-powerful deity that might be offering some in the future.

                                              As I said, he is 'winning!'


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                                                • seeandsee
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                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 50945
                                                  #13
                                                  some movie must pop out!
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                                                    • Topbuxom Lea
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 1313
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Quentin
                                                      Is that what that smell is?

                                                      I thought I was having an olfactory flashback to my days as a glue-sniffing youth.
                                                      Reminds me of that Airplane line...you know the one Q...you know the one
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                                                        • chaze
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 9774
                                                          #15
                                                          Interesting, better register all the sheen sex domains you can lol
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                                                            • DEA - banned for life
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                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 7886
                                                              #16
                                                              Charlies always been living the fast life.I think his newest found "papparazzi/Celebrity fame" is taking its toll on him mentally..hope he takes a breather and setltes down in a few weeks.....that being said.... www.CharlieSheenExposed.com

                                                              i hope the Chuck Wagon keeps rollin ! !

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