It's harder to shoot porn today than it was back in the old days.

Damian, I think you are a very bad person for thinking Czech is in any way inferior to Surrey. You've got more chance of buying a bride in the UK than you have in CZ by a million miles. If you'd ever been you'd realise the place has gone from communism to virtually fucking Switzerland in 20 years. If only the same could be said of Hull.

As for Surrey being the be all and end all of views, you have to be fucking joking.

Google image search for "czech countryside" or "Olomouc" (a small town miles from anywhere, but one I happen to have visited) The place is fucking lovely.

Paul's point, which you constantly choose to miss about the 15 years is that you simply won't realise they are 15. Czechs are tall and skinny and very, very pretty. Any supermodel who's name ends ...ova is probably a czech. I've seen a field of fruit pickers in CZ that looked like a video shoot - 30 pickers, all girls, all in jeans and bikini tops, all hot. Seriously nearly crashed the car. Shooting in CZ, we shoot only agency girls, but judging by what you see on the streets you better check that ID carefully, cause you could be caught out easily.

And Paul is right, gloopy or gaping pussy shots were a total nogo for years.

And as for marrying models. Its one of the perks of the job, lots of photographers do it. Lets start a list.

Petter:Luba

man you should have shot that scene lol.

ya czech girls were nice before the got pro. i was with Hegre, as u know, in the early days and those Russian/East Euro girls were untouched and didn't know anything about the industry. now they are all pros and know exactly what to charge, what is on the model release, and are bitchy just like LA pornstars.

i think the whole point of Paul's threads are always about how the good old days were so much better. for us non-retirees, who still work hard and make a living in this business, its annoying to hear. just because he can no longer make a living in porn doesn't mean the rest of us aren't doing it.

oh and fyi your new tour took me 70 seconds to load. i loaded another site i know afterwards in seconds to make sure it wasn't me. u should have bought PornCMS :P

I don't, nor have I claimed that. I do think that a small village outside Brno is inferior to West Sussex. But we all know the real reason he is over there. And it's got nothing to do with models. He's retired, remember.

Oh he realises. He also said that school teachers must have an "iron will" not to succumb to children he teaches. There's no ambiguity there. No uncertainty about their ages. This is stuff he actually posted, not me playing hard and loose with the quotes.

Who denies this? Time moves on, however, and this isn't the 80s. Who the hell wants to see a scared teenager being forced to shove a toy up her bone dry cunt? It's nasty.

Great strawman post though Simon. Good work.

PS Thanks for the cover image, the mag looks stunning, I'll send it over.

Take no notice of him. Few do and it's obvious he's completely lost it.

He's now down to insulting family members.

4.
And come as close as breaking this one as it's possible.

"You have ex-employees saying some very very very bad things about you (stuff most people in the industry have sussed already)."

9.
Do I care, no I sit here in a beautiful village over looking a river at the front and a farm at the back. He's kept awake at nights by the trains going past his bedroom.

Also Damian has zero idea of what magazines required.

He works hard for those "top" guys. I didn't work hard to make more money out of guys much bigger.

Still breaking the rule. Post proof or face a ban.

Do you want Eric's email address, hun?

All I said was we all know the real reason you are over there.

How is that breaking any rule at all?

Could be the fresh air, the views, the stunning women, the food, the standard of living you can give your beautiful little girl, anything.

Why are you getting so wound up?

Are you worried about something?

Can someone put this old cunt in a housing home... please... seriously.

Joanie Alumn - John Alumn
Gayle Honneycutt - Scott Harris
Pierre Woodman married a Slovak girl
John Graham -Girl I can't remember her name.


Tracey Coleman lived with Terry Munns for years.
Harry Ormisher always had a Page 3 girl on his arm.

There are probably tons more, I think Suze married a shooter and was a model. You need to be able to charm the ladies if you want to be a good porn shooter.

This list where an old guy tries to remember people's names should have a thread of its own.

Great fun.

Reminds me of my grandpa.

[QUOTE]I don't, nor have I claimed that. I do think that a small village outside Brno is inferior to West Sussex. But we all know the real reason he is over there. And it's got nothing to do with models. He's retired, remember.


Oh he realises. He also said that school teachers must have an "iron will" not to succumb to children he teaches. There's no ambiguity there. No uncertainty about their ages. This is stuff he actually posted, not me playing hard and loose with the quotes.



Who denies this? Time moves on, however, and this isn't the 80s. Who the hell wants to see a scared teenager being forced to shove a toy up her bone dry cunt? It's nasty.

Great strawman post though Simon. Good work.

PS Thanks for the cover image, the mag looks stunning, I'll send it over.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t...So_Close_to_Me
Pointing out the difficulties of being a teacher is hardly new or controversial. Give it another season and I'm sure Mr Shu will be at least tempted.

Visit Brno and see the place before you decide.

You can hardly attack a shooter for bone dry cuntism when it was the rules, and be fair. Old dog, new tricks, he's hardly likely to change after 30 years of doing it one way. Fuck, my attempts at "fine art" always end up with at least one gape shot.

I just don't get it. Paul is insanely annoying, but why go there? His argument about the good old days just doesn't stand up, so I'm happy to hit him over the head with that. But I also cut him a bit of slack cause he's a bit out of touch and plain lucky-to-be-still-alive ill.

Plus for all his wrong-ness he's stayed in business for a very long time, which means he is doing something right. He may not correctly realise what it is that's working, but when he speaks I pay attention because he may just give away the secret without even realising what he's just said.

Again, don't think I claim it is new nor controversial. How much straw do you use making
these posts?

That's his problem. He won't change after doing something for 30 years. He won't take advice. He always thinks he is right. He posts the same old shouting at clouds rants about things he doesn't understand. He contributes nothing. He posts incorrect opinion as fact. He repeats himself all the time like a broken record.

Because I really, really enjoy winding him up. He never seems to realise when he's being hard trolled and always responds as I predict. This amuses me on 5 minute breaks inbetween working stuff. I sit here laughing out loud when his does his standard reply of mocking the flat he thinks I live in, or thinking it's bad I do magic. Bless him and his two little replies.

Allegedly.

No it doesn't, really. Look around. How many people in this industry do you look at and think "they know their onions". Longevity is no measure of skill, it's a measure of not being able to do anything else.

Added to which, he's "retired" and isn't posting deliberately clear troll threads to try and sell 19 HD vids for 150 bucks. So it's all moot anyway.

With your fucked up teeth, doubtful.

Insightful. Thanks. Your 100 posts really make you look like a topnotch standup guy.

You're clearly a regular with a fake nick. Man up.