MOVIE - Stone - You'd have to be StoneD to watch this shit!

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  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900

    #1

    MOVIE - Stone - You'd have to be StoneD to watch this shit!

    Warning!

    The movie Stone, fucking sucks!

    Worst movie I have ever seen with Robert Dinero in. Wasn't expecting a thrilling ride from it but atleast something interesting.

    Norton sucked aswell, worst role I have ever seen him in.

    2 Great actors, totally flawed movie..

    The only plus point was seeing Milla Jovich topless and that was a let down to, she's got terrible tits

    Avoid this one! if you do want to watch it, rent it. You would need a labotomy if you buy it.

    Some recent movies I've seen that were worth watching

    Perrier's Bounty - Irish dark comedy about a guy being hunted down for a debt he owes to a gang member. May not be for everyone but I enjoyed it.

    The Oxford Murders - Not the best but was kind of like the da vinci code mixed with C.S.I. (or something along them lines)

    The Ghost Writer - Pretty interesting film, good plot. Was a watch once movie though.

    Takers - great action movie, really enjoyed it. Nice mix of talent aswell made it interesting.
    Last edited by Si; 02-22-2011, 01:50 PM.
  • Persius
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11779

    #2
    Saw this stoned and stone still sucked!

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    • Si
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      • Feb 2008
      • 13900

      #3
      Originally posted by Persius
      Saw this stoned and stone still sucked!
      LOL!

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      • leg4
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        • May 2003
        • 4429

        #4
        Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it.
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        • bronco67
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 29026

          #5
          If a movie has:

          Channing Tatum
          Milla Jovovich
          Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

          its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

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          • leg4
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            • May 2003
            • 4429

            #6
            Valley Girl did not suck. Your posts now mean nothing to me.
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            • sandman!
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              • Mar 2001
              • 15427

              #7
              so im guessing you did not like the 5th element ?


              Originally posted by bronco67
              If a movie has:

              Channing Tatum
              Milla Jovovich
              Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

              its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.
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              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                (felis madjewicus)
                • Jul 2006
                • 20368

                #8
                I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh

                Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                  I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh

                  Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

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                  • Si
                    Such Fun!
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 13900

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bronco67
                    If a movie has:

                    Channing Tatum
                    Milla Jovovich
                    Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

                    its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.
                    Generally yeah, but

                    Fighting was pretty good, And The Bad Lieutenant was OK.

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                    • BlackCrayon
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 19634

                      #11
                      Originally posted by leg4
                      Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it.
                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                      • seeandsee
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
                        1st movie whit robert de niro?!?
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                        • Si
                          Such Fun!
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 13900

                          #13
                          Originally posted by seeandsee
                          1st movie whit robert de niro?!?
                          No,

                          Worst movie with Robert De Niro,

                          I know I spelt it wrong, I always have for some reason it's like OCD.

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                          • Caligari
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                            • Oct 2009
                            • 5414

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bronco67
                            If a movie has:

                            Channing Tatum
                            Milla Jovovich
                            Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

                            its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.
                            Dude you mean you didn't like Cage in the remake of Wicker Man

                            But seriously-
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                            • cwd
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                              • Feb 2006
                              • 1955

                              #15
                              Just watched Dinner for Shmucks...THAT was the worst movie I have seen in a looooong time... and I was stoned!

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                              • bronco67
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 29026

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Si
                                Generally yeah, but

                                Fighting was pretty good, And The Bad Lieutenant was OK.
                                I'd have to disagree on Fighting...not the movie itself. Channing Tatum is like a piece of wood. Actually a piece of wood has more soul than that dude.

                                but, I do want to see The Eagle, because it got semi-decent reviews, and I'm a sucker for sword and sandal flicks.

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                                • Si
                                  Such Fun!
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 13900

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bronco67
                                  I'd have to disagree on Fighting...not the movie itself. Channing Tatum is like a piece of wood. Actually a piece of wood has more soul than that dude.

                                  but, I do want to see The Eagle, because it got semi-decent reviews, and I'm a sucker for sword and sandal flicks.
                                  Yeah you're right he isn't a very good actor.

                                  Movie could have been a lot better with someone else playing that role.

                                  The Eagle does look good! looks pretty similar to Centurion which I watched a few weeks ago, that was pretty good to!
                                  Last edited by Si; 02-23-2011, 07:53 AM.

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                                  • bronco67
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                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 29026

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Si
                                    Yeah you're right he isn't a very good actor.

                                    Movie could have been a lot better with someone else playing that role.
                                    I have a Channing Tatum blocker built into my brain, where it basically substitutes his zero-charisma and his acting performance with a mental image of Christian Bale

                                    how about the Puerto Rican chick in that Fighting movie... Hot.
                                    Last edited by bronco67; 02-23-2011, 09:02 AM.

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                                    • Si
                                      Such Fun!
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 13900

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                      I have a Channing Tatum blocker built into my brain, where it basically substitutes his zero-charisma and his acting performance with a mental image of Christian Bale

                                      how about the Puerto Rican chick in that Fighting movie... Hot.


                                      Yeah she is certainly hot! Columbian girl actually.

                                      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748489/



                                      Oh yeah, I watched "The Fighter" recently aswell that was really good! Bale done an excellent job. The fight scenes were a little poorly done but can't really expect much more without Mark and the other actors actually beating the shit out of eachover.

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                                      • bronco67
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 29026

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Si


                                        Yeah she is certainly hot! Columbian girl actually.

                                        http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748489/



                                        Oh yeah, I watched "The Fighter" recently aswell that was really good! Bale done an excellent job. The fight scenes were a little poorly done but can't really expect much more without Mark and the other actors actually beating the shit out of eachover.
                                        I heard that Christian Bale was the only reason to see that movie.

                                        BTW, all Columbian girls look like that.

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                                        • Si
                                          Such Fun!
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 13900

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bronco67
                                          I heard that Christian Bale was the only reason to see that movie.

                                          BTW, all Columbian girls look like that.
                                          It was good!

                                          Better move to Columbia then

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                                          • cooldude7
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                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 4306

                                            #22
                                            i m already stoned,

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