the bible summed up in 50 words

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  • fris
    I have to go potty
    • Aug 2002
    • 55816
    #1

    the bible summed up in 50 words

    God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph
    ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
    people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed,
    Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born,
    God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose,
    Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      Fris........ let's make anal babies together.

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        • FakeNick
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          • May 2007
          • 739
          #3
          Fris summed up in one word...

          IDIOT
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            • fris
              I have to go potty
              • Aug 2002
              • 55816
              #4
              Originally posted by FakeNick
              Fris summed up in one word...

              IDIOT
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                • LiveDose
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792
                  #5
                  You had me at 'God'...

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                    • Empress_JoinRightNow
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1207
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Fris
                      God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph
                      ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
                      people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed,
                      Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born,
                      God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose,
                      Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
                      is that your idea? or you just copied and pasted that one?

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                        • Porn Farmer
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 928
                          #7
                          Here's a better summary:

                          Creation, sin, begatting, smiting, begatting, more smiting, begatting, more smiting, guilt, Moses, Noah and all that shit, Jesus' virgin birth, love thy neighbour, Jesus betrayed, Jesus crucified, bunch of acid induced babble at the end about four horsemen of the apocalypse etc. etc.
                          Last edited by Porn Farmer; 06-02-2007, 12:24 AM.

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                            • BucksMania
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3758
                              #8
                              wow it was a mistake a clicked this thread

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                                • Big_D
                                  CRAZY MOFUKKA
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 3296
                                  #9
                                  two conversations always avoided on this end...

                                  politics and religion

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                                    • inthecrack
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 533
                                      #10
                                      If someone is delusional he's called insane. If many people are delusional they're called religious.
                                      High on crack.


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                                        • paprika
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 7069
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by inthecrack
                                          If someone is delusional he's called insane. If many people are delusional they're called religious.
                                          this is true

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                                            • Chio
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 8002
                                              #12
                                              Reminds me of George Carlin's skit about the 10 Commandments. Look for it on youtube it's awesome.

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                                                • Chio
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 8002
                                                  #13
                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8

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                                                    • georgeyw
                                                      58008 53773
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 9865
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Chio
                                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8
                                                      Thanks Chio - George Carlin is my all time favourite comedian by a long long long shot
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                                                        • Michaelious
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6720
                                                          #15
                                                          Great skit! Never seen it before

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                                                            • Violetta
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 28735
                                                              #16
                                                              nice... I'll memorize that!
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