Introduce Yourself

1. Nope.
2. 24.
3. Not sure on that.
4. Hands of course, the only way to eat KFC.
5. All the time, and they are bad dreams when I lay on my back.
6. Yup, one was hit by a train.
7. Metallica.
8. He is a $#$# dumbass, clinton rocks.
9. What comes around goes around. blahdieblah.
10. Drink beer from your fridge, I'm all out.
11. Yesr.
12. Yup, Bubba Sparxxx.
13. The day I could ride my own bike without my dad helping. Hell yeah.
14. Less stubborn.
15. It's getting me through colleague.
16. Underwear, sometimes spongebob pyjamas.
17. Haha, everytime I go there.
18. Depends....
19. Kill people and get drunk....ohw and rob a bank.
20. hat, hides my boldness.
21. Don't go there.
22. Blue .
23. My MOM
24. I like to jerk off when I'm sun bading.
25. Scurbs and Entourage kick ass.

why don't you introduce yourself first?

don't we have people for this?

1. Do you have a tattoo?
No...

2. How old are you?
26...

3. Are you single or taken?
Taken....

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Both....

5. Do you dream at night?
Yes...

6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yes...

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Metallica...

8. Do You Hate Bush?
No...

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Always live life to the fullest...

10. If you could do anything what would it be?


11. Do you trust the police?
No...

12. Do you like Country music?
No...

13. What is your fondest memory?
When I saw my daughter for the first time...

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
None...

15. Would you cheat ?
No...

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Boxers...

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Yes..

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Depends...

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Are you a Hottie?

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
Either

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
No...

22. What's your favorite color?
Blue...

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
Jesus...

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I'm not that interesting..

25. Anything else you would like to add??
None

1. Do you have a tattoo?
3 on my back but i am getting them removed.

2. How old are you?
22 but people think i am 17

3. Are you single or taken?
ummmm not sure how to answer that one. I have a wife but I am in between a relationship.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
depends on the food so both.

5. Do you dream at night?
yea I do sometimes I wish I didn't

6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yes and it was not pretty.

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
I am a dancehall chick so beenie man, buju bonton, capelton, and vybez kartel.

8. Do You Hate Bush?
YES ! bring back Clinton.

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
everything dies ... with life since I am on my last life I am enjoying every moment of it so I do not have to come back again.

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
I would erase all my debts

11. Do you trust the police?
Nope, who would.

12. Do you like Country music?
I like me some bon joevy.

13. What is your fondest memory?
Remembering my first DP ... Ahh memories.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I am still on the undecided about getting breast implants but right now it getting those tattoos removed.

15. Would you cheat ?
It's not cheating if the other person knows about it and there is ground rules. Cheating is when you try and hide it.

16. What do you wear to sleep?
That depends. nothing, panties and no bra, or panties and bra.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
No but in the sink at the python party.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Hell no I don't know you

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Who is we. if I only had one day to live I am finding my family and getting completely drunk with them.

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
Hat as in condom ... I go with hat.

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
I bubble remember I am a dancehall chick.

22. What's your favorite color?
Blue, pink and purple.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
My grand mother' she died april 9th 2007 she was 91 with 15 children and 67 grand children and 67 great great grand children and 3 great great great grand children.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I pass out in orgasms that make me squirt.

25. Anything else you would like to add??

This is a bit tooo long . next time make it shorter.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
no

2. How old are you?
22

3. Are you single or taken?
single

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
both

5. Do you dream at night?
yes

6. Ever seen a corpse?
yes

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
neither

8. Do You Hate Bush?
yes

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
hell

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
everything

11. Do you trust the police?
some

12. Do you like Country music?
no

13. What is your fondest memory?
nothing

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
everything

15. Would you cheat ?
yes

16. What do you wear to sleep?
nothing

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
yes

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
no

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
nothing

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
yes

22. What's your favorite color?
red

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
dad

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
no

25. Anything else you would like to add??
no

1. Do you have a tattoo? - None

2. How old are you?- 23

3. Are you single or taken?- single but have a baby

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?- both

5. Do you dream at night?- sometimes

6. Ever seen a corpse?- yes

7. Sugarland or Metallica?- Metallica definitely

8. Do You Hate Bush?- not really

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?- enjoy every minute you're staying here on earth

10. If you could do anything what would it be?-

11. Do you trust the police?- hmmm, sometimes

12. Do you like Country music?- no

13. What is your fondest memory?- when i gave birth to my baby

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?-prolly have a breast implant..lol..

15. Would you cheat ?- yes

16. What do you wear to sleep?- shirt and shorts

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?- sometimes..lol

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?-you're a totally stranger to me man..

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?- go out and have a very wild party and get drunk...lol

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?no hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?no

22. What's your favorite color?-black

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?- my grandma

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?-Interesting, hmmm, i really don't know man

25. Anything else you would like to add??nothing!!!

this is way too long and I'm sleepy now... I'll do this tomorrow

1. Do you have a tattoo?
I have 3 tattoos, one on the arm and 2 on the back

2. How old are you?
24, but turning 25 in July

3. Are you single or taken?
It's complicated, but I consider myself single

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Utensils Mostly

5. Do you dream at night?
Sometimes

6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yes

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Metallica

8. Do You Hate Bush?
I hate him

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Dunno

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
Famous musician, but not classical

11. Do you trust the police?
For the most part, but there are some corrupted ones out there

12. Do you like Country music?
Not really, but there are a few songs I like

13. What is your fondest memory?
Spending time with the family, especially when my mom was around

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I don't think I would change anything... well, I have a huge fear of the future.

15. Would you cheat?
Nope, I never have cheated on a girlfriend

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Boxers

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Yes

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
I posted this so...

19. If I only had one day to live, what would *I do?
Spend as much time with family and friends

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
No Hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
Yes

22. What's your favorite color?
Red

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
My Mom

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I'm missing the majority of my right kidney from a biking accident

25. Anything else you would like to add??
Thank you to everyone that filled this out...

Hello my name is Michael.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
- couple simple black designs: left arm, shoulder; lower left back; right, shoulder blade.

2. How old are you?
- 31

3. Are you single or taken?
- Married, one year June 11th.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
- Rice Krispies = spoon. Ribs = Hands.

5. Do you dream at night?
- Depends what's ingested: No alcohol / wear a nicotine patch = wicked vivid dreams. Just tired = nothing special.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
- no

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
- What's Surgarland?

8. Do You Hate Bush?
- No. Hate the fact career politicians are running the country.

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
- Someone said some shit like: [Law of conservation of energy]

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
- Learn to fly and own a P-51D Mustang

11. Do you trust the police?
- For the most part. They have a fucked up job, dealing with a population filled with pretty much fucked up people.

12. Do you like Country music?
- No. I think country music listeners should be as racial profiled as black people.

13. What is your fondest memory?
- Me saying "damn" in front of my grandmother, as a child. Her asking me what my punishment was. Me saying "give me a bar of soap."..... Whatever that soap was, it was pretty tasty. ( blindness hasn't set it yet ).

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
- I wouldn't care what others thought about me.

15. Would you cheat ?
- No. I'll test the limits, but when it comes down to something real, if you cheat you're a pussy and should be deported.

16. What do you wear to sleep?
- Hybrids / nothing

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
- I actually can't remember an instance of this. I have peed in my wet suit when in the Pacific off the coast of northern caly.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
- Depends.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
- I'd probably find you a doctor or a shrink.

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
- No hat.

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
- First metal show I went to = moshed. Last one I went to = first time I did shrooms; stayed in the upper rafters with the rest of the sketchers. (Don't go to shows, really)

22. What's your favorite color?
- Blue-grey

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
- William Blake - would want to ask him where / when / how he saw those angels he thought he did.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
- Use my left hand only to write. Right-handed everything else.

25. Anything else you would like to add??
- My femal, black lab takes big poops.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
yes

2. How old are you?
34

3. Are you single or taken?
taken

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
both

5. Do you dream at night?
yes

6. Ever seen a corpse?
yes

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Metallica

8. Do You Hate Bush?
no

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
n/a

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
n/a

11. Do you trust the police?
sometimes

12. Do you like Country music?
no

13. What is your fondest memory?
n/a

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
n/a

15. Would you cheat ?
yes

16. What do you wear to sleep?
boxers

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
yes

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
no

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
nothing

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
yes

22. What's your favorite color?
red

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
People die for a reason.Leave them be

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
no

25. Anything else you would like to add??
no

1. Do you have a tattoo?
No.

2. How old are you?
28

3. Are you single or taken?
Divorced.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Pizza & burgers - with my hands.

5. Do you dream at night?
Yes.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yes.

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Metallica.

8. Do You Hate Bush?
He's a dumb fuck!

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Life is good but we all gonna die. A bit scary.

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
Outer space - I love stars!

11. Do you trust the police?
No.

12. Do you like Country music?
It's OK.

13. What is your fondest memory?
My passed away grandparents and my daughter.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Stop being mean to people.

15. Would you cheat ?
Never say never.

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Nothing or boxers.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Hell, yes!

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
No.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
We wouldn't be together.

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
No hat.

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
No.

22. What's your favorite color?
Blue.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
My grandparents.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I scratch my ass in the morning.

25. Anything else you would like to add??
No.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
No

2. How old are you?
29

3. Are you single or taken?
Single and LUV it that way. I'll NEVER date again, too many headaches

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Depends if I'm alone or around people and what type of food I'm eating

5. Do you dream at night?
Uh, yeah, is that odd?

6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yep, although I wish I hadn't

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Who is Sugarland?

8. Do You Hate Bush?
Don't even get me started

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
All I can say is I believe there is MUCH more to life than meats the eye

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
I'd marry my first love, although I haven't seen her in years and she probably doesn't even remember me

11. Do you trust the police?
Yes, in some cases, not all cops are bad

12. Do you like Country music?
HELL NO, just the thought of country music makes me cringe, although some female country music singers are HAWT!!

13. What is your fondest memory?
Surviving a car crash that should have killed me (based on the photos anyway) It makes me think I have a second chance at life.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I'd approach people more

15. Would you cheat ?
Not in a million years, cheaters should all be burned, either that or get a new hobby

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Undies

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
I try not to

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Depends on the circumstances and situation

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Visit Atlantis one last time

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
No hat, ever. A hat doesn't really define you, although some beg to differ

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
I have a few times

22. What's your favorite color?
Green (not with envy though)

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
Jesus (just to see what he thinks about all the crazy people who roam the earth nowadays)

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I actually care about things (I know that is not important nowadays, so what, call me crazy)

25. Anything else you would like to add??
Nope

same question

1. Do you have a tattoo? NO

2. How old are you? 27

3. Are you single or taken? Taken

4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Hands

5. Do you dream at night? Yes

6. Ever seen a corpse? No

7. Sugarland or Metallica? Metallica

8. Do You Hate Bush? Yes, he is a moron

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? I live and will die

10. If you could do anything what would it be? Be my own boss

11. Do you trust the police? Yes

12. Do you like Country music? Some yes

13. What is your fondest memory? yes...

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Wanna be hung

15. Would you cheat ? No

16. What do you wear to sleep? NOTHING

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? yes

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? Yes

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Swim

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat? Mostly NO hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows? Yes

22. What's your favorite color? Dont have any

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? My grandpa

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I am cool and handsome

25. Anything else you would like to add??[/QUOTE] No

sleazy is getting the dmca papers ready right now

too many questions there... not enough time here

some pretty weird questions

1. Do you have a tattoo? - no, I am a wimp and change my mind too much

2. How old are you? - 30

3. Are you single or taken? - widow

4. Eat with your hands or utensils? - depends on the food..usually utensils unless it is finger food

5. Do you dream at night? - yes

6. Ever seen a corpse? - yes

7. Sugarland or Metallica? - My only choices? Then Metallica.

8. Do You Hate Bush? - I am just tired of the debates but safe to say I'm not a fan.

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? - death had brought me much pain but also reminded me to take time to live

10. If you could do anything what would it be? - Get my book published

11. Do you trust the police? - As a body, yes...individual police I take on an individual basis

12. Do you like Country music? - I am not a huge fan but there are country songs I like.

13. What is your fondest memory? - Wedding

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? - I wouldn't put things off as much.

15. Would you cheat ? - Never on purpose

16. What do you wear to sleep? - used to sleep naked but these days I have pj's

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? - as a child

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? - nope

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? - no offense but it wouldn't be with you

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat? - I like good hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows? - no but I have been to many

22. What's your favorite color? - black

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? - My husband

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? - I have a photographic memory

what is this? a SLUM book?

1. Do you have a tattoo?

No

2. How old are you?

Not relevant

3. Are you single or taken?

Are you top or bottom?

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?

Eat with sticks

5. Do you dream at night?

All day

6. Ever seen a corpse?

Maybe

7. Sugarland or Metallica?

I don't know sugarland

8. Do You Hate Bush?

He's an idiot

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?

Well I'll probably have one life... death is certain... I'd better do something I like during my life.

10. If you could do anything what would it be?

Have a live-in harem of 100 girls that I can just use when I want and they like it that way

11. Do you trust the police?

No

12. Do you like Country music?

No

13. What is your fondest memory?

No relevant

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

Nothing

15. Would you cheat ?

No

16. What do you wear to sleep?

Boxers

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?

More often than i've been in pool

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?

No fucking way

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

Skydiving

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?

No hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?

Yeah

22. What's your favorite color?

Blue

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

Not relevant

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?

I can't

25. Anything else you would like to add??

No

1. Do you have a tattoo?
I'm tatted down to the taint
2. How old are you?
Old enough to know better, too young to care
3. Are you single or taken?
Ho's in area codes
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
I've got a prostetic right arm that I attatch a leathermans tool onto and i eat with that.
5. Do you dream at night?
No, I daydream only.
6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yes, I've got a necro micro-niche site coming out next year.
7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Metalliland
8. Do You Hate Bush?
No, as long as its clean, I'm fine with it.
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Sacrifice everything
10. If you could do anything what would it be?
shake hands with Hugh Hefners cock
11. Do you trust the police?
Yes, I'm a cop on the weekends.
12. Do you like Country music?
Only when I'm in the country, otherwise no, unless I'm somewhere else then yes.
13. What is your fondest memory?
When Jacko got acquitted
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I'd make my cock smaller.
15. Would you cheat ?
Death? Yes, I have many times.
16. What do you wear to sleep?
Spiderman jammiez
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Only once, turned all purple and shit, super embarrassing
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
What evidense?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
probably just kill some time
20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
Depends. Old hat or new hat?
21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
No, I vogue.
22. What's your favorite color?
I'm colorblind.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
Passed what?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I make porn for a living
25. Anything else you would like to add??
No, I'm done. Pay me later.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
No.

2. How old are you?
30

3. Are you single or taken?
Fuck you

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
hands or fork

5. Do you dream at night?
yes

6. Ever seen a corpse?
yes

7. Sugarland or Metallica?
who are sugarland? fuck you

8. Do You Hate Bush?
yes

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Fuck you

10. If you could do anything what would it be?
Fuck you

11. Do you trust the police?
well I don't trust your's

12. Do you like Country music?
I like my countr's music

13. What is your fondest memory?
My older brother teaching my stuff

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
be the king of the world

15. Would you cheat ?
Fuck you

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Fuck you

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Fuck you

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Fuck you

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Fuck you

20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
hat

21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
what is "Mosh" ?

22. What's your favorite color?
White

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
anyone but Greta Garbo

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
Fuck you

25. Anything else you would like to add??
go Fuck youself with a pencil

1. yup

2. 31

3. Taken

4. Depends what I'm eating...

5. Always

6. Unfortunately yes :-(

7. Huh?

8. Don't give a shit about him...

9. Too long and "deep" for this place...lol

10. Stop the war, poverty and orphans...Save the world I guess...

11. I trust No one

12. no

13. The birth of my son Ryan

14. So damn stubborn

15. Haven't we all cheated in one way in life?

16. panties and t-shirt

17. yes..lol

18. If you paid me enough...

19. Hopefully you're hot...

20. don't care

21. I don't like metal

22. black

23. List is too long

24. If I did I'd have to kill you

25. I have too much time on my hands this morning....lol oh and I'm grumpy!

Let me introduce myself. My name is Wile E Coyote SUPER GENIUS.