Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

Hmmm, the recurring one I often have is me nude on a pink couch with hot lamps pointed at me. I'm sitting there all coy and innocent in a sunflower print bikini. You're taking pictures of me saying "yeah,yeah, that's it baby. Spread those legs juuuuust a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, that's it". "Why don't you take that top down just a little bit, let's make some pretty pictures." I'll spare you the further details but it gets worse from there. :-)