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Originally posted by LeeNoga
'SPlain something:
Ya dawgs want speed, where ya use it all if ya don't street race?
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The light is Red.
Right next to you; a big asshole revving his engines.
He thinks he's about to start in the Daytona 500.
You rev up your engine, give him a "Go Fuck Yourself" look.
The light turns green.
You start to race him, but when you hit 35 you suddenly slow down.
He's long gone.
As you finally reach 45, you see a nice looking police cruiser turning on its lights.
The cruiser has just busted the big asshole who wanted to smoke you so bad.
He's about to get a $200 ticket.
As you pass the busted asshole, you slow down, give him the finger and a nice smile that says; "Who's the Stupid Mother Fucker Now???"
You can now have a good day.