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  • viki
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 2640

    #1

    ever invite your gaurd over for pizza...

    and then all the condo workers come over and pretend like they have to urgently fix stuff until the pizza comes?

    i'll be cutting those slices into thirds, bitches.

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  • Wizzo
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    • Nov 2000
    • 15224

    #2
    what is a gaurd?
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    • woj
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      • Jul 2002
      • 47880

      #3
      I don't get it either :-/
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      • viki
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 2640

        #4
        a gaurd is a drunk guard.

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        • donkevlar
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2006
          • 4325

          #5
          Do you live in a castle?
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          • stickyfingerz
            Doin fine
            • Oct 2005
            • 24984

            #6
            You didnt invite me for any pizza Viki. As many bruised nipples Drew has given me I at least deserve a slice or two.

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            • rapmaster
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              • Jan 2007
              • 1576

              #7
              The condo guard - he usaually mans the drawbridge and monitors the moat
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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                I have no idea what this thread is about.

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                • BVF
                  Black Vagina Finder
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 13975

                  #9
                  I wave at my guard and that's about it....Matter of fact, just did it less than 15 minutes ago when I came in.

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                  • Monique Niccole
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 5653

                    #10
                    Your guard must be hot. That's the only reason I can see for you inviting him in for "pizza".

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                    • Phoenix
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475

                      #11
                      i dont have a guard

                      just keep a loaded gun near your bed and in the kitchen and where you sit for work....no worries



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                      • Pricelessprod
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                        • Nov 2006
                        • 422

                        #12
                        I invited my guard over one time and we got stoned.....
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                        • Sly
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 31379

                          #13
                          Dude you never invite me for pizza. Bitch!
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                          • Varius
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                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6890

                            #14
                            I'll pass on your pizza

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                            • The Heron
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 4496

                              #15
                              I offer my security beer when I come in with a case, sadly they can't drink on duty haha

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                              • viki
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 2640

                                #16
                                well, my first experience with drunken posting was a dumb one. in the future, i think i'll refrain.

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                                • justinsain
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 3374

                                  #17
                                  I don't have a guard where I live but this reminded me of the time some friends and I were in the Keys and we went out drinking and to be safe we called a taxi to drive us around. We talked the taxi driver into having a drink with us at this one bar and then he had another and another. At the end of the night we had to get a taxi for our taxi driver

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                                  • tranza
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    Not really....
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • Lee
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 2977

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Wizzo
                                      what is a gaurd?

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                                      • jimb
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 2514

                                        #20
                                        Shawn & I got our guard a bottle of Bacardi for Christmas last year...

                                        The next time we saw him was about 3 days later...empty bottle of Bacardi in hand and hung over like crazy

                                        From then on we just stick to giving him cash presents

                                        Jim

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                                        • JP513
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 1914

                                          #21
                                          My guard is an aspiring porn model. I gave her some good shit and she let me suck her nipples.
                                          I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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