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  • DirtyDanza
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    • Aug 2002
    • 8375

    #1

    The funniest part about Charlie Sheen thing




    anyone who deals with whores on a daily basis like myself im sure was laughing their ass off about this one.....



    her phone is out of service

    hahahahahah


    I can't count how many times this happends... a girl replies to an ad... you call her back 10 min later her phone is shut off...

    or the best is when you pay a girl on a tuesday and wed her phone is shut off and she's broke and outta gas calling you for gas money......


    these fucking whores.....
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  • DirtyDanza
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    • Aug 2002
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    #2
    see it's never a happy medium ...


    thing with whores is they either

    A. Phone is shut off all the time or some pre paid shit cause there credit is fucked....

    B. 2 phones in hand always .. one for party at night with girlfriends one is the whore phone
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    • mynameisjim
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      • Aug 2007
      • 2985

      #3
      I think the funniest part is that Charlie Sheen has kids and soon we will all be able to laugh at their dysfunctional drug fueled exploits being posted on TMZ as well.

      Hooray for pop culture! May you entertain us forever!
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      • punker barbie
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        • Nov 2003
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        #4
        am i the only that finds his spelling appalling?

        mite is so laughable
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        • Xer0
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          • Jan 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by DirtyDanza
          see it's never a happy medium ...


          thing with whores is they either

          A. Phone is shut off all the time or some pre paid shit cause there credit is fucked....

          B. 2 phones in hand always .. one for party at night with girlfriends one is the whore phone
          ROFL!
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          • loreen
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            #6
            Originally posted by punker barbie
            am i the only that finds his spelling appalling?
            No, but I wasn't expecting any better
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            • Gabriel
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              • Apr 2002
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              #7
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              • Mutt
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                • Sep 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by punker barbie
                am i the only that finds his spelling appalling?

                mite is so laughable
                unbelievable - the Sheens are pretty intelligent including Charlie and you'd think with all the scripts,contracts and business dealings he'd just soak some of that up. BUT remember him and his brothers were child actors, doubt school meant much to them, be it regular school or tutors child actors have.

                on the other hand he just mite be an idiot.
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                • marketsmart
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 20419

                  #9


                  at all you ragging on his spelling...

                  if you have ever been on a 5 day bender and are looking for some pussy, the last thing on your mind is spell checking...

                  dont hate the player..... most of you here would sell your soul to be in his shoes...





                  .

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                  • mynameisjim
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                    • Aug 2007
                    • 2985

                    #10
                    I was a bit surprised at the spelling. I figured a guy in his 40's who still smokes cocaine would have impeccable grammar and written communication skills.

                    Bottom line is this guy is a white trash loser. If he didn't have kids he would be my hero. But he goes to visit his children and instead goes on a cocaine and hooker bender? What a loser.
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                    • cherrylula
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969

                      #11
                      yeah he's an A-list loser. lol

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                      • thickcash_amo
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                        I imagine he was probably just drunk and trying to save a few keystrokes while texting. I don't pay much attention to spelling while texting.
                        doesnt Iphone have autocorrect? Or is that just for regular texting?

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                        • DirtyDanza
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                          #13
                          have you seen my writings?

                          I have no room to speak on his spelling... while I noticed it I just don;t want to be the kettle calling the pot black....


                          the whore thing I feel his pain though....
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                          • Jman
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                            • Sep 2003
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                            #14
                            So what's your weekly budget with prostitutes DD???
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                            • Agent 488
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                              • Feb 2006
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                              #15
                              charlie is a 16 year old boy at heart. it's obvious text spelling.

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                              • DirtyDanza
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                So what's your weekly budget with prostitutes DD???
                                No where near what Sheen's is...

                                My partner and I were talking about that yesterday.. he has a little higher budget than I do... but im cheap and get girls cheap..

                                I'd say I get about 3-5 whores a week.... but I don't pay anywhere near what he does at all... shit I would not pay that for a shoot that I could make my money back from much less for fun...

                                I have rule of thumb.. if it's over 300 it's going on camera
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                                • Cyber Fucker
                                  Hmm
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 12642

                                  #17
                                  I don't care.

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                                  • Quagmire
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                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 6490

                                    #18
                                    jesus she's short.

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                                    • chaze
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                                      • Aug 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                      see it's never a happy medium ...


                                      thing with whores is they either

                                      A. Phone is shut off all the time or some pre paid shit cause there credit is fucked....

                                      B. 2 phones in hand always .. one for party at night with girlfriends one is the whore phone
                                      Always wondered why some of the girls I date have two phones and use prepaid.
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                                      • seeandsee
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DirtyDanza



                                        anyone who deals with whores on a daily basis like myself im sure was laughing their ass off about this one.....



                                        her phone is out of service

                                        hahahahahah


                                        I can't count how many times this happends... a girl replies to an ad... you call her back 10 min later her phone is shut off...

                                        or the best is when you pay a girl on a tuesday and wed her phone is shut off and she's broke and outta gas calling you for gas money......


                                        these fucking whores.....
                                        he is really strange man...
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                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                          • Dec 2004
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                                          #21
                                          I'm only appalled by the way he wrote "might"...

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                                          • SBJ
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 11377

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                            I imagine he was probably just drunk and trying to save a few keystrokes while texting. I don't pay much attention to spelling while texting.
                                            so true. I can spell well when I'm sober but after all night benders my txts do look like this at times haha.

                                            Originally posted by chaze
                                            Always wondered why some of the girls I date have two phones and use prepaid.
                                            a lot of people I know have 2 phones. One for biz, friends and family and one for txting drinking buddies and sluts/guys.

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                                            • Dirty D
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                                              #23
                                              Good to know that Charlie has to put up with the same BS we do... lol

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                                              • NikKay
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                                                #24
                                                I once heard that people remain the same age and maturity level they started doing drugs at... looks like Charlie snorted his first bump around 14 or so.

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                                                • tranza
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                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  That's fake.......
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                                                  • CaptainHowdy
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                                                    • Dec 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by NikKay
                                                    I once heard that people remain the same age and maturity level they started doing drugs at... looks like Charlie snorted his first bump around 14 or so.
                                                    ..

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                                                    • cwd
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                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                      • 1955

                                                      #27
                                                      his show makes so much money for CBS that as long as no one is killed he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Jon Cryer better be banking his cash now cause when Charlie finally does go over the line Cryers career is over.

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                                                      • Bryan G
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                                                        #28
                                                        Who gives a fuck about his spelling, he makes more cash than anyone on this board combined.
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                                                        • _Richard_
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                                                          #29
                                                          wonder what 'nitch' ginger is

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                                                          • ottopottomouse
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by chaze
                                                            Always wondered why some of the girls I date have two phones and use prepaid.
                                                            I know lots of people that run two phones - 1 for work and 1 for personal stuff.
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                                                            • xxweekxx
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                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              2 and half men is funny as shit.. and super popular.. in a lot of countries.lol

                                                              charlie is funny and that show makes me laugh all day... charlie to the bank$$
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                                                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                #32
                                                                "A-list actor?"

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                                                                • xxweekxx
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  actually yeah.. charlie is one of the highest earners in hollywood.. $2mil per episode adds up...

                                                                  actually in TV comedy series charlie sheen is #1 in earning

                                                                  and its a huge gap between sheen and the #2 person who is jon cryer(also 2 and half men)
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                                                                  • cwd
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by xxweekxx
                                                                    2 and half men is funny as shit.. and super popular.. in a lot of countries.lol

                                                                    charlie is funny and that show makes me laugh all day... charlie to the bank$$
                                                                    I've tried watching that show a few times and just don't like it. I don't find it funny in any way, but I know a lot of people that do. oh well.

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                                                                    • xxweekxx
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by cwd
                                                                      I've tried watching that show a few times and just don't like it. I don't find it funny in any way, but I know a lot of people that do. oh well.
                                                                      average viewership per episode is around 13-15mil in usa alone.. thats a lotta people ^_^
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                                                                      • epitome
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        It's all fun and games until Charlie Sheen gets an STD and spreads it through the porn industry.

                                                                        Every stunt cock has probably already had Charlie's left over spermies rubbing up against their head while fucking.

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                                                                        • epitome
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Bryan G
                                                                          Who gives a fuck about his spelling, he makes more cash than anyone on this board combined.
                                                                          Pretty much. Whether he can spell or not, he still gets what he wants.

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                                                                          • epitome
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                                                            "A-list actor?"

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                                                                            • TurboAngel
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Good to see he has Gmail!

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                                                                              • V_RocKs
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                                                                                • Nov 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                                                                if it's over 300 it's going on camera
                                                                                I love that!

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                                                                                • V_RocKs
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                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 32448

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                  Good to see he has Gmail!
                                                                                  Good to see your reading comprehension skills are sub-par.

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                                                                                  • Chosen
                                                                                    • Aug 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    The letter is probably fake

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                                                                                    • Bank Of America
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      nah the funniest thing about this is that KB is the one who got the email and found charlie at the Palms.

                                                                                      i was there when he got the call to go to Palms.
                                                                                      The guy has incredible luck

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