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Old 01-19-2011, 01:28 PM  
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Originally Posted by Harmon View Post
Friday night, bring your digital camera; go out to a popular club in your area.

Hire regular girl (AKA) drunk whores for $1 a pop at local clubs... wait until about midnight and start rounding them up like cattle. They will be drunk and will not give a shit.

Tell them you need tit shots, ass shots, thong shots, and offer them an extra buck or two id they "have the balls" to show more. Bring a few guys with pocket flash lights that can hold them up behind your shoulders when you are snapping. This will make you seem more legit.

Also tell them that you are the owner of a new website that is looking for chicks that are uninhibited but willing to take a shot at a $1 million dollar prize. Even make a fake disclaimer, have them sign it. Tell them you need an ID for verification purposes.

Meanehile slip in the 2257 shit, tell them it's just more legal shit. They will sign, they are drunk.

$50 later you have an entire weeks update.

Bonus: make up fake business cards with a mock website claiming new monthly $1 million dollar winners with a throw away cell # and email address. They will keep calling for more shoots and possibly bring friends, family, etc.


sounds like advice from the Anal Hobbit
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