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3 hobos were walking along a country road when they saw a farmers field full of delicious fruit, they decided to hop the fence and pick some fruit to eat. The first guy was picking apples when the farmer showed up with a shotgun. he told the hobo if he could stick the apples up his ass without laughing or crying , he would set him free, if not he would shoot him. The hobo started to shove the apples up his ass , but it hurt alot so he started crying and BLAM the farmer shot him dead. The second hobo was picking cherries , when the farmer showed up, the farmer told the hobo if he stuck the cherries he had picked up his ass he would let him go , if not he would shoot him . The hobo started shoving cherries up his ass , soon he burst into laughter and BLAM the farmer killed him. The first 2 hobo's are up in heaven and the 2nd hobo asks the first hobo why he started crying. The 1st hobo said " have you ever tried shoving apples up your ass , it hurts, but what i want to know is why you were laughing , cherries are much easier than apples ", the 2nd hobo replied " i saw the third hobo coming up the hill with a basket of watermelons"
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