01-13-2011, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Not the 'Best'... But the 'Sickest'...
Guy rings his boss...
Guy: Boss, I aint coming to work today.... I'm sick...
Boss: Again? Thats the 3rd time this week.
Guy: Yeah, so what? I'm sick.
Boss: Exactly how sick are are you?
Guy: Put it this way, I'm in bed with my 8 year old daughter, I'm fucking her in the ass, and I'm loving every minute of it!
So I aint coming to work! That sick enough for you?
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ummmmm - can't use that one
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