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Old 01-13-2011, 03:33 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Not the 'Best'... But the 'Sickest'...


Guy rings his boss...

Guy: Boss, I aint coming to work today.... I'm sick...

Boss: Again? Thats the 3rd time this week.

Guy: Yeah, so what? I'm sick.

Boss: Exactly how sick are are you?




























Guy: Put it this way, I'm in bed with my 8 year old daughter, I'm fucking her in the ass, and I'm loving every minute of it!
So I aint coming to work! That sick enough for you?
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