Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Guy goes into a skyscraper bar. A guy at the bar says, "When it's windy out like tonight the breeze blows between the buildings and creates an updraft. If you jump out this window, an air current spins you around and blows you back in. Look." And he does it. 1st guy tries it and falls 15 stories. SPLAT! Bartender says "Geez, Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk."