i better get a drink for this
haha, but its one of my favs
Two guys are at a bar. The one says "hey, its my wife's birthday today." The other guy says "great, what did you get her?" He says "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes." "A diamond ring and a Mercedes?!?" says the other guy. "Yes, if she didn't like the ring, she could take it back in her Mercedes."
The other guy goes "oh ok, well my wife's birthday was last week." "What did you get her?" says the guy. The other guy goes "flip flops and a dildo." "Flip flops and a dildo??" the guy says. "Yes" the other guy says, "that's so if she didn't like the flip flops she can go fuck herself!"
