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Old 01-10-2011, 02:12 AM  
Machete_
WINNING!
 
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YOU'LL BE BACK. DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

COME BACK TO WHERE THE BUZZ IS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

"NON-DRINKER" IS A NEGATIVE IDENTITY. YOU ARE MORE THAN THAT. EVEN THAT IDENTITY PRESUPPOSES THAT YOU STILL DEFINE YOURSELF AS A DRINKER. YOU CAN'T "NON-DRINK" A BEER.

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU. NINETY PERCENT OF THE TIME, PEOPLE LIKE YOU COME BACK. EVEN IF IT TAKES SEVERAL YEARS. IMAGINE GOING FOR FIVE OR TEN YEARS WITHOUT YOUR COMFORTING OLD FRIENDS, THEN ONE DAY YOU HAVE ONE AND YOU ARE RIGHT BACK HOME AS A DRINKER. THINK OF THOSE WASTED FIVE OR TEN YEARS. DON'T DEPRIVE YOURSELF. COME HOME. YOU KNOW YOU WILL. DON'T LET PEER PRESSURE KEEP YOU AWAY FROM YOUR MOST COMFORTING FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. YOU MAY ABANDON THEM FOR A WHILE, BUT THEY ARE LOYAL AND FAITHFUL AND PATIENT. THEY WILL NEVER ABANDON YOU. SO, COME BACK TO WHERE THE FLAVOR IS. RELAX. POUR A GLASS. ENJOY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

SEE YOU SOON!

LOVE,
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