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12-28-2010, 07:12 PM

I have a flat ass, my jean size is 36 waist 32 length. I usually just wear cheap jeans from old navy and they are always baggy in the back.

Im going out tomorrow to Macys and splurge on find jeans that give me a great ass. I want them tight in the back.

Any suggestions? Diesel maybe?
I dont know jeans brand names. there has to be *Something* for guys with no ass like me.
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12-28-2010, 07:14 PM

haha I love it...here we go...

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12-28-2010, 07:21 PM

work on the 36 waist, then your ass might look better in jeans.
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12-28-2010, 07:25 PM

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12-28-2010, 07:31 PM

If you suffer from FAS (Flat ass syndrome) look no further True Religion offers a huge variety of jeans that will help you overcome FAS....

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._includes.html

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12-28-2010, 07:35 PM

I've got a fairly flat ass but I also have a 26" waist. I find the Diesel Zatiny to be pretty nice for my own situation. But I think if you've got a 36" waist, and a 32" length... you should be focused on diet and exercise, and avoid buying expensive jeans.

If you lose a couple inches, you'll have flushed $200 down the drain.
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12-28-2010, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by AzteK

If you suffer from FAS (Flat ass syndrome) look no further True Religion offers a huge variety of jeans that will help you overcome FAS....

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._includes.html

lolololol

that's an article on chick jeans eh.

btw, 501xx shrink to fit ftw.
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12-28-2010, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by BJ

work on the 36 waist, then your ass might look better in jeans.

uh, yeah. 34/34 here 36/32 needs some work.
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12-29-2010, 05:58 AM

ok thank you
i didnt realize a 36 waist was "obese" lol
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12-29-2010, 06:36 AM

only g-star low loose jeans for me... tried others recently while doing some shopping but came home with the trusty g-star jeans again.... comfortable as hell and looks great on me... lol. Do i sound a bit gay now?
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12-29-2010, 06:42 AM

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12-29-2010, 07:03 AM

GAP chino pants is my choice. I hate jeans.

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12-29-2010, 07:05 AM

shit, everytime I see this thread I think 'jesus for guys with flat asses'
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12-29-2010, 07:07 AM

a 36 inch is not that bad. My husband wore a 36 for a while (before he went back to the dojo), and he didn't look bad, just a little extra meat on the handles but not disgusting or anything like that
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12-29-2010, 07:37 AM

theyre called squats....do them

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12-29-2010, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by Marcus

ok thank you
i didnt realize a 36 waist was "obese" lol

How much do you weigh? You would be surprised what classifies as obese.
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12-29-2010, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Marcus

I have a flat ass, my jean size is 36 waist 32 length. I usually just wear cheap jeans from old navy and they are always baggy in the back.

Im going out tomorrow to Macys and splurge on find jeans that give me a great ass. I want them tight in the back.

Any suggestions? Diesel maybe?
I dont know jeans brand names. there has to be *Something* for guys with no ass like me.

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12-29-2010, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by Marcus

ok thank you
i didnt realize a 36 waist was "obese" lol

Do you wear your jeans baggy?

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12-29-2010, 09:47 AM

I don't know about all that homosexual men ass stuff, but True Religion and Levi's are the jeans to get right now. Get them a lil slightly loose, cuff the bottom of the legs a little and have them sit over some ACG boots and you'll be pimpin'.

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12-29-2010, 09:52 AM

I'm glad I have a great ass!

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12-29-2010, 09:57 AM

Just shit your pants before you go out, and the resulting mess will fill out the ass area

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12-29-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by baddog

uh, yeah. 34/34 here 36/32 needs some work.

BS...I'm 38/32 down from 44/32...I can bench my weight 7 times, run 3.5 miles straight, and I can break a woman's back in the bedroom...I still need work but when i get down to a 36, I will NOT need to lose anymore...

Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.

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12-29-2010, 10:08 AM

36 waist needs work, i am 220 pounds and i am fairly sure my waist is 33-34
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12-29-2010, 10:11 AM

Geez, do you guys pluck your eyebrows and and wax your mustache's too?

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12-29-2010, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by _Richard_

36 waist needs work, i am 220 pounds and i am fairly sure my waist is 33-34

not everyone is as well shaped as you are, sir! I'm barely fitting 38 but i like it loose and fart on each step if i get into 36. Sneakers, Mars, appetizers, you know web designers dont work out.

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12-29-2010, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Marcus

I have a flat ass...

Any suggestions?

Gap or Abercrombie and Fitch.
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12-29-2010, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by BVF

BS...I'm 38/32 down from 44/32...I can bench my weight 7 times, run 3.5 miles straight, and I can break a woman's back in the bedroom...I still need work but when i get down to a 36, I will NOT need to lose anymore...

Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.

I have a 31" waist 51" shoulders and 40" ass. Squat 365x1, deadlift 495x1, bench 275x1 @ 173 lbs...yea u mad

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12-29-2010, 11:26 AM

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12-29-2010, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by BVF

BS...I'm 38/32 down from 44/32...I can bench my weight 7 times, run 3.5 miles straight, and I can break a woman's back in the bedroom...I still need work but when i get down to a 36, I will NOT need to lose anymore...

Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.

You think someone can't be overweight and strong?
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12-29-2010, 11:49 AM

unless they are vintage redline levis, paying more than $50 for a pair of jeans is ridiculous.
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12-29-2010, 11:52 AM

If you can get to a Uniqlo go there... best jeans for the price

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12-29-2010, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

unless they are vintage redline levis, paying more than $50 for a pair of jeans is ridiculous.

Levi 501's are getting expensive. I was bummed when the Surprise Store closed.
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12-29-2010, 11:59 AM

Hit the squats or leg press and in 3 months you will have no worries.
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12-29-2010, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Levi 501's are getting expensive. I was bummed when the Surprise Store closed.

do you wear the 501xx shrink to fit? they usually are always on sale somewhere for $38 ish
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12-29-2010, 12:10 PM

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12-29-2010, 12:38 PM

I had a 46 inch waist, but its now a 32...

I have stuck to my diet

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12-29-2010, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

do you wear the 501xx shrink to fit? they usually are always on sale somewhere for $38 ish

They may always be on sale somewhere, but never where I am . . . or else they do not have my size.

It was easier to find them when I was fatter.
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12-29-2010, 12:43 PM

You want to find a jean that has a big pocket on the butt it will help with your flat butt ; )

Example:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...1221&LinkType=

Good brads to buy, 7 For All Man Kind, Guess, True Religion and check out the buckle if you have one... They always have a good jean!

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12-29-2010, 12:53 PM

Get some butt implants and you can wear anything.

And yes, they have them. Come to Miami, there are implants for everything.

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12-29-2010, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by BVF

Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.
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12-29-2010, 01:28 PM

The only real jeans ever, Levi's 501

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12-29-2010, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by Adraco

The only real jeans ever, Levi's 501

glad to see there are a few of us still around!

the only jeans i have in my lineup are 501, most all are vintage/vintage reproductions.
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12-29-2010, 02:15 PM

<--- let's the gay guy in store help him
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12-29-2010, 03:31 PM

http://pajamajeans.com
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12-29-2010, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by baddog

You think someone can't be overweight and strong?

Hell yeah but not run 3.5 miles in a reasonable time.

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12-29-2010, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by DLXphil

I have a 31" waist 51" shoulders and 40" ass. Squat 365x1, deadlift 495x1, bench 275x1 @ 173 lbs...yea u mad

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12-29-2010, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by BVF

BS...I'm 38/32 down from 44/32...I can bench my weight 7 times, run 3.5 miles straight, and I can break a woman's back in the bedroom...I still need work but when i get down to a 36, I will NOT need to lose anymore...

Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.

word brother. lots of frail girly men on this board it seems.
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12-29-2010, 04:18 PM

You definitely need to go with action Jeans...
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