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  • Masterchief
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    • Jun 2006
    • 530

    #1

    worst business card ever?



    who wouldn't just want to hire t3h.L337.n3wb

    the "$15/hour flat rate" billing must be a cool new innovative billing model as well.
  • Mike Semen
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    • Dec 2001
    • 2924

    #2
    nice email address too.

    It was probably printed at one of those machines in the train station.

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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62910

      #3
      Great savings though on the flat rate.

      better than those fuckers that charge by the screw in the case
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      • KILL_FRENZY
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        • Aug 2006
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        #4
        I've seen worst

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        • djroof
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          • Jan 2004
          • 25511

          #5
          Hahahahahha sooooo simpleeeee

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          • Ravage
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            • Mar 2007
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            #6
            I've seen worse
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            • SykkBoy2
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              • Feb 2001
              • 19969

              #7
              So, um, has anyone called either of those phone numbers yet?
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              • tranza
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                • Jun 2003
                • 57559

                #8
                Originally posted by Masterchief


                who wouldn't just want to hire t3h.L337.n3wb

                the "$15/hour flat rate" billing must be a cool new innovative billing model as well.
                Lolololololololol...
                I'm just a newbie.

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                • aico
                  Moo Moo Cow
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14748

                  #9
                  Looks ok to me, has the contact info, says what he does, how much he is. Seems like a pretty good card to me.

                  The bad cards are when people think they are being slick and make their card a different size than the standard 2" x 3 1/2". Those cards almost always end up in the trash because they don't fit into wallets, rolodexes, or other card holders.
                  Last edited by aico; 05-15-2007, 01:39 PM.

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                  • JamesK2
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 6589

                    #10
                    That's what a lot of business cards look like that I've seen.

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                    • g$$$
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                      • Mar 2007
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                      #11
                      ahahah..nice cards!
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                      • Babaganoosh
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                        • Nov 2001
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                        #12
                        What's bad about that card (other than the email address)? It's to the point, tells his prices and gives his contact information. You want to see some BAD business cards, go to internext sometime. Most are all flash and no substance. I'd much rather see some plain white cards with usable information.
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                        • ryph
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 1225

                          #13
                          theres always handwritten biz cards on napkins
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                          • RedShoe
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 14831

                            #14
                            Call it bad, but all you blockheads are here looking at it. It looks like he got his in front of more people than you have.

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                            • Quotealex
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                              • Sep 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by aico
                              Looks ok to me, has the contact info, says what he does, how much he is. Seems like a pretty good card to me.

                              The bad cards are when people think they are being slick and make their card a different size than the standard 2" x 3 1/2". Those cards almost always end up in the trash because they don't fit into wallets, rolodexes, or other card holders.
                              True, people should worry more about the size of their card than design. I hate receiving non-standard size cards....

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                              • aico
                                Moo Moo Cow
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 14748

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
                                True, people should worry more about the size of their card than design. I hate receiving non-standard size cards....
                                I give them back and then give them my card and tell them to let me know when they want someone who knows how to design a proper business card.

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                                • Scott McD
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Masterchief
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                                  • BigCashCrew
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                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 3570

                                    #18
                                    what about this one?

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                                    • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 591

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BigCashCrew
                                      what about this one?
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                                      He pulls a card out of his wallet and slaps it on the
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                                      Look at this.

                                      They all lean forward to inspect it.

                                      PRICE
                                      That's really nice.

                                      Bateman clenches his fists beneath the table, trying to
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                                      • DWB
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 31779

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RedShoe
                                        Call it bad, but all you blockheads are here looking at it. It looks like he got his in front of more people than you have.
                                        Amen.

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                                        • d00t
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 3766

                                          #21
                                          compared to.........



                                          the best biz card ever!!


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                                          • ozmatt
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 1843

                                            #22
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                                            • Barefootsies
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 42635

                                              #23
                                              Should You Email Your Members?

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                                              • Masterchief
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 530

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                how are you going to dial that when you need two hands to even see it?

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                                                • Mystica
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 152

                                                  #25
                                                  nice. i like it

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                                                  • joefriday
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                                                    • Jan 2006
                                                    • 1090

                                                    #26
                                                    What about this edit....
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                                                    • tenderobject
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                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 11688

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Gumballs
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                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 250

                                                        #28
                                                        WTF with the email? what a dumbshit.
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                                                        • wil_I_Am
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                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 695

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tenderobject
                                                          Wow, those are impressive. Great ideas there.

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                                                          • fallenmuffin
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                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 8170

                                                            #30
                                                            I, personally, think the classic business cards are nice. However, his email address, if legit, is in poor taste. Also the font for his name is a bit OTT. However I'd prefer that over some of the psychedelic business cards I've been handed.

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                                                            • Masterchief
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                              • 530

                                                              #31
                                                              the business card itself isnt that bad...it's the email address that just totally ruins everything. just by looking at the address i get the feeling that i'd hear someone's mom picking up and telling me their kid is grounded

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                                                              • LiveDose
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                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 25792

                                                                #32
                                                                I've seen worse as well.

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                                                                • tabasco
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                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 2624

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I think this is him

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                                                                  • Masterchief
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                                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                                    • 530

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                    I think this is him

                                                                    holy shit

                                                                    now i have dr pepper all over my keyboard

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                                                                    • porntertainment
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                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                      • 151

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I bet if I called him home # his mom would pick up. lol

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                                                                      • tabasco
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                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                        • 2624

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Someone email him this url.
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                                                                        • u-Bob
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                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 33063

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                          I think this is him

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                                                                          • Freaky_Akula
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                                                                            • Oct 2005
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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • zeruel
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                                                                              • Apr 2007
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                                                                              #39

                                                                              that was funny!!! lol

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                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 40077

                                                                                #40
                                                                                doesn't really jump out at me

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                                                                                • Lee
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                  I think this is him

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                                                                                  • Angelo22
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                                                                                    • Feb 2007
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                    I think this is him



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                                                                                    • nikooo
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Wow...good graphics..........

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                                                                                      • Lee
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                                                                                        • Aug 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                        I think this is him

                                                                                        Gotta bump this as its one of the funniest things Ive seen on here in ages.

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                                                                                        • Lee
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                                                                                          #45

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                                                                                          • Matt 26z
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                                                                                            #46

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                                                                                            • Farang
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                              I think this is him

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                                                                                              • Violetta
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                                I think this is him

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                                                                                                • sniperwolf
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by joefriday
                                                                                                  What about this edit....
                                                                                                  good photochopping!
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                                                                                                  • moneymotivates
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2005
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                                                                                                    #50


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