12-22-2010, 10:15 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Earth
Posts: 30,990
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brujah
His birthday is celebrated by most of the world.
He performed miracles.
- turned water into wine,
- healed a lot of people,
- exorcised a few demonic possessions,
- caught a lot of fish with just a thought,
- healed leprosy,
- healed paralysis,
- healed blindness,
- healed the deaf,
- restored a severed ear,
- raised the dead more than once,
- calmed storms,
- walked on water,
- cursed a fig tree to death, because it wouldn't produce fruit,
What more do you need?
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reminds me of that fb joke 'i turned my student loan into vodka, your move jesus' |
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