Sometimes I like to think the virgin Mary was actually just a huge fucking whore. that she fucked around behind Joseph's back and got knocked up in some other manger. When all else failed, she came up with this story about how God had impregnated her. her son was raised living a lie and killed for it, and over the next 2 millennium spawned one of the most destructive religions of all time. If Bethlehem had Plan B, we'd be living in fucking Utopia by now...
